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Craig Baxter

@craignbaxter.bsky.social
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BAGA-award-winning playwright, dreamer, fully competent

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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(I should add that my conscious waking mind is fairly convinced AI will destroy humanity)
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dream my friend, who is the most interesting and well-informed friend I have has been using AI for all her conversational material. My other friends want our gang to cut her off over this but I’m more of a sucker for interesting conversational material and don’t care so much where it comes from
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dream I’m playing cricket in the park with the kids and at one point strike the ball to hard and into the car park. It cracks the back windscreen of a red Volvo. I nip home for a post-it note so I can leave my contact details for the car’s owner but I linger…
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also “both kidneys unremarkable”
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No longer as “beautiful” as once it was but my “liver appeared normal in size and shape but had a mildly heterogenous echo texture throughout. A simple cyst of 11 x 7 x 17 mm was seen in the left lobe. No solid focal liver lesions were seen, no evidence of intra/extra hepatic duct dilatation”
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dream I’m listed not once but twice on a shortlist for a literary prize. There are only 5 shortlisted works in total so I figure I’ve a splendid chance of actually winning. Then ex-PM David Cameron comes out and denounces the other 3 (failing even to mention either of mine) and my chances evaporate
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nice for “Let Newton Be!” To get a mention herr
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Splendid new article on physics drama in PhysicsWorld physicsworld.com/a/theatre-is...
physicsworld.com
Theatre is bringing physics to new audiences but what is the definitive science play? – Physics World
Chris Sinclair explores the plays that are bringing physics to new audiences
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok… @josephmillson.bsky.social: brilliant actor, brilliant screenwriter and director, brilliant memoirist and now (it turns out) brilliant novelist. One day he will fall flat on his face and prove dreadful at something. But not today. I commend this book to you
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No mention of beauty this time. I got the feeling she found the whole of my abdomen (inside and out) somewhere on the line between repulsive and uninteresting
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m heading to Ely for a liver scan. Last time I had my liver scanned I was told I had a “beautiful liver” (the only time I can recall someone telling me a part of me was “beautiful”). Beauty is ephemeral I know but on balance I’m feeling confident the ultrasound technicians will swoon
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dream I’m at a lecture given by a professor in a green dress about a classic of western literature titled “Von Carne”
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I dream my colleague is congratulated in one of those corporate email lists that are distributed but which I am never on for not mentioning last week that it was her birthday and I think I didn’t mention that it was my birthday but I didn’t get thanked or congratulated on the list
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Dreamed I borrowed my wife’s car and narrowly avoided crashing into a man but he was so infuriated he smashed her car (a black BMW) up with his bare hands and I was powerless to stop him
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dream I am part of a plot to destroy the whole world by planting a bomb in a telephone box. We’re doing it to a looped soundtrack of that disturbing metal-rods-dropped-on-piano-strings noise at the start of Duran Duran’s Rio which makes it all exciting and politically justified
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A couple of years ago a researcher did an ultrasound on my abdomen and told me I had a beautiful liver. It’s the only time I can recall anyone describing any part of me as beautiful. Anyway arranging soon to discuss the results of my liver function test with my GP.
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It’s the 10th Anniversary of the day the play I wrote with Roger Parry, “Declaration of Independence” was set
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Dreamed I went to a gathering in the Peak District of my old college friends. Duncan brought his new partner who turned out to be none other than Sir Mick Jagger, though we all kind of ignored him
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Dream I’ve written a play but can’t get into the performance. The director feels I’d be a disruptive influence or (worse!) he’s forgotten my contribution. I try to enter the auditorium via the fire-escape but it’s a spiral staircase that twists in a way my body can’t coordinate
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Dream my father-in-law takes me aside and asks me how our family finances are. Must confess it’s thrown me into a spin and I can’t get back to sleep now
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I forgot the word for tahini for 24 hours. I only made myself remember by looking at the jar in the fridge. Also I forgot the name for macular degeneration. And the name of that woman
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Dream I’m filling in a form
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My dream tricks me into thinking I have this dream all the time. It’s a rural bike ride. I’m a boy and I do this same bike ride often. This latest time though, while passing through farm buildings, farm hands tempt me from my route with a football and shut me in a large barn. I’ll never leave.
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Dream I’m on scrubland and am charged by both a coffee-coloured bull and a graffiti-covered rhino. I head for a clump of trees (is that a good strategy if charged by a bull and/or rhinoceros?)
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I also make a dream joke (with a degree of innuendo). Caroline opens double doors and under an organ keyboard and I say “Yes. That’s where I keep my pipes too”
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Dream I let myself in the night into the office of the International Glaciological Society (the front door is unlocked) and gather several sets of only semi-functional bike lights I left in a drawer there over 10 years ago. Realise an alarm is ringing and this is probably burglary
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
In dream#2 I’m leaving my two young boys in the car while I go off to play squash. As I close the car door on them, my youngest says “But Dad, I’m hungry” and I erupt into tears of shame.
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Two separate vivid and emotional dreams last night. In dream#1 we return home to find blood all over the fence. Baffled for a while but later we see legs from a prostrate body poking out from behind the shed. A heart-pounding nightmare feeling means I am way too scared to investigate.
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Dream I’m repairing unsuccessfully a ping pong bat using clingfilm and parcel tape
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Dreamed about Captain Pugwash
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Dream my friend Tim in his mobility scooter is lifted by the wind up and off the bridge and into the sea. I watch and hope he can get his seatbelt off to avoid sinking with his craft and drowning. I watch him beneath the surface trying and failing to free himself, then sink.
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Dreamed I was playing football on a playing field with a tennis ball and wearing school shoes and trousers. Pretty realistic though I haven’t actually done this in maybe 45 years
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I was writing dialogue in my dream last night and I felt it to be excellent, the final 3 lines of my play particularly. Of course I couldn’t remember it on waking besides the very last line which remains (even in the real world) pretty good. A character called Patrick says “Amen”
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
A fairly realistic dream in which I saw from my bedroom window a fighter jet and then two rusty iron missiles all heading in the same direction (left to right so, on reflection, that’s West). I woke up wondering where they were headed and if I’d hear about it later on the News
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
(I know there are a lot of arrogant assumptions in that dream … but that’s the current state of my subconscious… what can you do?)
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Dream Damon Albarn wants me to sing on his new song, a sequel to Blur’s earlier hit, Tender. There’s a team of songwriters working on it in a shed and they are also in charge of invoicing (ie paying me). I start to worry that if this song’s a big hit, I may be obliged to go on tour with Gorrilaz
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I had my first dream about Campus (which is an academic journal article tracking system). It was quite a dull dream actually
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Dream i’m washing up the dishes but in a sink that has four plugholes!
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It occurred to me during a Zoom call today that these days I look like John Nott in 1982 when he walked out of the tv studio after Robin Day called him a “here today, gone tomorrow politician”. It’s a good look!
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
substack.com/@craigbaxter... Henry V part V (on stage directions)
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I just read a whole chapter of a James Bond novel and it was just him talking to a young woman and she was telling him about her tough childhood and stuff. It was nice
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hard frost makes it an excellent day for collecting (nicely frozen) cat turds from the lawn. Same hard frost makes it a less excellent day for burying them
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I am the fattest, oldest, weakest, slowest, ugliest man in the gym. But also the best
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Dream/subconscious me has a sense of humour I hope you’ll agree: Dreamed I was controlling a drone helicopter in a corridor and got it to grip my cheek. Next I made a dramatic entry into a party and asked the gathered throng: “Do I have something on my face?” Hilarious!
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Dream I’m staying with a delightful German family but the passcode for their WiFi is so impossibly long that I feel my life is slipping away from me and I have to leave
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Dreamed my friend Steve dropped by to say goodbye (he’s going away) and show us the new dapper sleeveless coat he’d bought for £1 but I was quickly aware he wanted to spend a more lingering goodbye with our mutual friend Clare and that I should leave them to it
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Dream we are drinking our own urine in bed and it tastes of “mortgages”
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Is it insulting or a misogynistic micro-aggression to, as a chap, thank a lady for being a “gentleman” for holding a door open for you? I just did this and am now steeped in a vague feeling of shame and regret.
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Dream I’m retrieving a retiring police officer’s bicycle from Cambridge railway station lost property 30 years after he left it there (after passing his probation and qualifying for a police car). We roll back the tarpaulin but there’s no bike. Only a broken, stringless bass guitar
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Craig Baxter @craignbaxter.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Henry V Part 4 - A crossing: looking fore and aft
Flourish.
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