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Craig Smith

@craigmsmith.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.6K following 1.6K posts

a grumpy melange of personality defects who gets paid to make people's writing better; or, failing that, to not make it appreciably worse.

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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"I have been, and always shall be, your friend"
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A committee chooses its new head.
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A wealthy man brings together expert advisors to assess a project's viability.
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A definite early contender, but the equivalent of this person is always round the next corner
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A two act play demonstrating my growing sense of how things are going to go between now and July 13.
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Hello, Graham Platner Election Headquarters. He's not in to take your call right now, but feel free to leave a message"
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Pictured: Two of the people I most love in the world (I received this today as a gift from former department members)
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
What is it with rich fascists thinking that a sword hides what loser doofuses they are?
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is the only correct position. Hell, it's even Dr. Alan Grant's favourite.
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The prophet of social media discourse always has a tweet ready for guys like Jack
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Big Jebediah Springfield revelations energy coming from poster here
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
In his defense, he already pre-wrought a regime change earlier in 2025
Sad looking Pierre Poilievre, who could have been PM in a different timeline
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Dear [Still Getting a Big Ol' F]
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Halligan channeling her inner George Costanza
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I mean this is the alternative we face if Wright doesn't do something soon!
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Finding the right antisemitic explanation for events is tough!
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Inside of Cuomo's head rn:
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Wait: it's more expensive to mine, it's got a track record of getting workers killed, and it's a far worse pollutant?
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Buzz Aldrin? Buzz Lightyear? I feel like Buzz is in there somewhere....
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
In their defense, their second-in-command has got a case of the sads.
Dan Bongino in a suit for a Fox News interview, looking sad, regretting the life choices that brought him to this point.
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Nine years ago today, Olive, an almost catatonically fearful mini Australian shepherd at the local SPCA, joined our home. Over the years, her true malicious, standoffish, demanding monarchical personality emerged. And I've felt all the luckier for it. No one warms my cold heart quite like her.
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I never forgave Andreessen for the Pym/Van Dyne troubles
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The Alaska congressman's approach to representation
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It must be utterly exhausting being around this level of stupid
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Sacrificed on the altar of non-canonical expediency?
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Local ox: "Try me, Ken"
Babe the Blue Ox, or so I'm told
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
Spock, about to die, facing Admiral Kirk, with his hand in the Vulcan salute
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
From our antipodean friends, a new possibility enters the arena:
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Where does a retired judge with a fondness for malls sign up for this department?
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Wait, all those interviews with Ohio diners were really this guy? Wild!
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Dropping this week for comp/rhet class, my new passive voice meme. (i admit, the words "my" and "new" and "meme" might be doing an awful lots of heavy lifting here)
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Craig Smith @craigmsmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
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