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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 1h
The bald, wet, sunglasses wearing Cenobite
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 1h
The second one is one of the worst movies I've ever seen
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 1h
The rest of the movie is awful, but the Cenobites make it worth watching. I hated the second one, largely because the Cenobites aren't in it enough
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 1h
The Cenobites are awesome in the first one
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 3h
Sounds like you already want to, so just do it
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today's (October 8 2026) is a great example. It has two words and is hilarious. It's funnier than most longer sentences CAN be, let alone are. There are at least three really funny visuals in the single panel. The economy of humor is off the charts. It's packed so densely.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the things that makes Heathcliff great is that Peter Gallagher knows how to shut up and tell a joke. Nothing is belabored, there's no endless text or over explanation. He understands it's 90% a visual medium, whereas I feel like so many writers want to WRITE a joke and just tack on an image.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This guy and his stupid friend are in the 5% of criminals that should go to the Super Prison
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holding a lav mic doesn't make you look relatable, it makes you look like a moron
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I find the boss fights in 2 extremely irritating and unfun
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really liked the first Blasphemous, but I think I fucking hate Blasphemous 2 in the same way I fucking hate Dark Souls 2
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just watched Supergirl. I thought it was pretty good. Better put together than Superman. Still a little baggy and the contrivances for why she couldn't use her full powers wore pretty thin. Lobo's role was an extended cameo rather than a real character, which also grew irritating.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The trend of not saying the name of the thing your article is about in the headline is so stupid I can't even articulate it.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Make Will dress as Big the Cat and then yell at him for being an offensive stereotype
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Abner is the classic baseball name
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is Dakota Johnson a good actor? I don't know and I don't think it matters. She's great. That's what she brings to every incredibly bad movie she's in. Greatness. Weird, aloof, slightly confused, greatness.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel fried reading this
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This sentence was hard to read
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mobland is an example of elder abuse. Just leave Helen Mirren alone for Christ's sake
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aww yeah
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not sure if he knows this yet, but Will and I are going to be streaming something next week. Maybe a Metroid? Maybe something else? Who knows?
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They already made this. It's called Peace Walker.
Big Boss and Kaz on a beach date, playing in a cardboard box. They're both wearing speedos
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would just eat a bowl of apple pie filling. Cold. I don't care about pastry.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you use the phrase "sweet summer child" I should be allowed to strike you
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the difference between the Running Man adaptation and Wuthering Heights is that WH is just kind of a bad movie, whereas RM understands the source material and kind of doesn't really care, it takes like two character names, kind of the overall theme, and then goes nuts
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's this weird belief that adaptations should be accurate to the source, which is completely impossible and totally undesirable. Making something wildly different is often a much better choice.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The 1987 Running Man movie is the greatest adaptation in the history of literature
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think Metal Gear Solid 2 is the best one
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm totally in favor of abolishing prisons for like 95% of criminals, but inventing new Super Prisons for the rest
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The series is basically the John Stewart origin story. There are hints of various levels of strength at certain things, like other colors of Lantern, but it's left open enough that they could either engage with that stuff or stick with the more grounded stuff. I think it was overall very good.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
which left the whole thing feeling kind of anemic by the end. I kind of hope it doesn't get a second season. This was good as a one off kind of thing.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The producers clearly didn't want to get into that, with all the various colors of emotion and whatnot, but you also kind of can't avoid it after a certain point, or it isn't a Green Lantern story. So they had to be very picky and self-limiting in what they could do outside the mystery story,
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Lanterns finale was ok. It didn't really stick the landing that well, but it was fine. I think part of the problem is that the Green Lantern comics stuff is REALLY silly. Like... it immediately gets goofy as hell when you start talking about yellow stuff and Parallax and whatever.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Too late. You support the pervert team in a pervert way.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Misread this as "victoire sexpest"
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The RTS genre peaked with Red Alert 2
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The city has always smelled like that
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've had Making of a Cyborg stuck in my head for like two weeks
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Phil Wang was underappreciated on Task Master
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's like if rock and disco had an annoying baby that then killed disco
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eat a couch cushion, it's kind of close
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I maintain, despite decades of evidence to the contrary, that most music so-called "rock bands" play is whiny ballad shit for sad sack losers.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder to what extent any of those bands, except maybe The Cars, I'd even classify as "rock". I don't know what else I'd call them that isn't stupid sounding, but rock doesn't feel right
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's some 90s stuff I like more, but it's more individual songs than albums or bands
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't disagree, but I don't really agree either
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shroomish is a prince among Pokemon and Breloom is... not.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The movie is good because of Kathy Bates. Stephen King is one of the most prolific, and the most tedious, examples of this problem.
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You shouldn't be allowed to write a novel about a writer
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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
King Homer and The Shinning are very close
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