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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 19h

Update: the adhesive they use has a shelf life.

Same shoes with all the stripes peeling off.

DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 20h

6 year old girl soccer practice is starting to get more intense so I need more traction. No soccer cleats so I’m lacing up the rugby boots for the first time in a couple decades.

Adidas rugby boots. They had mold on them but I wiped it off and moved on in true rugger fashion.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 29/09/2026

There was some motivated reasoning but they got to the correct place eventually.

Bell curve meme with smooth brain on left and jedi super brain on right. They agree “Just vote for the better of two options”

The sweaty stressed guy at the top of the curve though is saying “you must earn my vote by meeting a specific set of criteria.”

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 24/09/2026

This felt like a meme form to me but I couldn’t quite find the right angle to use it.

comedian drew droege doing his impression of chloe sevigny. first picture she is speaking into the mic, the second she is reaching out for a reaponse from a non-existent audience.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 23/09/2026

Some things are simply out of people’s control but even if you could assign all blame elsewhere, Sound Transit has been such a disaster during Dow Constantine’s tenure that you should expect him to have resigned out of basic acceptance of reality.

Shogun meme - please commit seppuku by sunset tomorrow.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 18/09/2026

“What does this asshole do that warrants letting him do whatever with zero input from anyone else.” Rand:

Homer describing what the stone cutters do when he doesn’t know. Answering Lisa at the dinner table with “What do they do? What don't they do?
Oh, they do so many things, they never stop.
Oh, the things they do there-- My stars!”

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 17/09/2026

This is part of a broad attack I have called the “Australia-fication” of the American dialect and we must all band together to stop it. Sammy, breaky, preggo/preggers, celly, doggo… every day the enemy gains ground.

Batman breaking a gun because it is the weapon of the enemy and he will not use it.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 16/09/2026

I doubt my personal basketball posts are enough to earn that many hoop head follows but alternatively, I’m curious which feeds you and everyone uses to participate. I feel like I haven’t found the right feeds yet. What am I missing?

My current nba feeds:
All Net
#nba
MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL, WNBA
NBA Conversations
NBAThreads
NBA+
NBAsky

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 11/09/2026

“And that’s why you never forget.”

J. Walter Weatherman from Arrested Development - his prosthetic arm was ripped off to teach you a lesson.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 11/09/2026

“And that’s why you never forget.”

J. Walter Weatherman from arrested development teaching you a god damn lesson.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 10/09/2026

Spent a little too much time fondling our sweaters those first three quarters but eventually came through.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 06/09/2026

The front is a costacos brothers poster.

Costacos Brothers poster “the land of boz”brian bozworth wizard of oz parody.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 29/08/2026

“Oh, all of them. All the podcasts.”

Katie Curic backstage of a rally asking Sarah Palin which papers and magazines she listens to.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 21/06/2026

Why does Jelly Roll always pose for pictures like Guy Smiley?

Guy Smiley, he is a muppet that wears a suit and always leaves his mouth slightly ajar.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 21/06/2026

Got some cute cards from my kids for father’s day. Here my daughter depicts me doing my favorite things, drinking coffee and farting.

Stick man with pigpen ass hair only fewer lines to signal male pattern baldness. Mouth open and aghast because either the coffee was too hot or the fart was unexpectedly powerful. i’m standing on a green couch because sitting is an advanced drawing skill. green fart lines are wafting up and away from the three intersecting lines a butt would go.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 18/06/2026

The doubt meme guy always reminds me of Ken Cosgrove.

Here he is. lighting a cigarette. The mad men guy. wearing period appropriate attire. He was the guy that experienced a series of unfortunate events and wound up with an eyepatch.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 15/06/2026

But who is to say this guy is enough of a history buff to know what a historically accurate seig heil looks like.

Reddit guy, trying to remove wind from sails. “he saluted from his head not his chest stop spreading fake news.” I personally try not to let my arm jut out quickly in that manner and direction at all, no matter where it might originate. I’m no wwii history guy but my read is that people would prefer to see as little of it as possible.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 06/06/2026

Where’s this storm I spent so much time battening down hatches for?

Slightly breezy day out on the sound. Lower tide rocky beach. Blue skies.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 01/06/2026

Doing a quick wellness check on the JP Morgan Chase analyst room after that June 1st prediction.

Heaven’s Gate cult member dead under purple sheet in their black nikes.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 08/05/2026

For Robert Picardo I got to go with The Cowboy from Inner Space (1987).

Robert Picardo. Shirtless with Cowboy hat.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 30/04/2026

Just look at the picture. The truth is staring you in the face.

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 26/04/2026

Were you already aware or somehow intuit the high loop hang?

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DJ Jazzy Sweater Vest @craig.agitate-discourse.org · 15/04/2026

Pope in the news is offering me a dumb excuse to post my kids’ Halloween costume I was way too enthusiastic to make for him. The genesis for this came from his interest in chess.

My kid on a sidewalk in his bishop costume. I put a little black bar to protect his identity but have no idea what efforts actually make sense on that front. He has black and red vestments with gold crosses on his chest and hat plus a tall gold staff with a cross on top as well.

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