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@craftyvegan.bsky.social
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Autistic, parent, vegan, yarnbender of the fiber nation, technomancer, atheist, finder of things, any pronouns (yes, even *that* one), pinko commie, general nuisance, adult human chicken

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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Every now and then I wonder if my kids are spoiled… And then I think “nah.” and finish making the strawberry iced matcha latte for my 5yo.
Pink matcha bowl with matcha in it, bamboo matcha tools, and a satchet of matcha powder on a bamboo serving tray, shot from above
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Lorie @ppattycat2.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
🔥Juneteenth🔥 President Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation on January 1, 1863, but 2-1/2 years and the 13th Amendment would finally free slaves.🎉 On June 19, 1865, after Major General Gordon Granger read orders in Texas, around 250,000 slaves were finally free. 🎉 #SheShed #Juneteenth
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A happy Juneteenth to those who celebrate. (And a frosty side-eye to those who don't.)
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Full belly, freshly shed, and enclosure had a deep clean. Happiest snake ever 🥰 youtube.com/shorts/t_Bhs...
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Freshly clean enclosure, freshly shed, and freshly fed. #milksnake #beachvibes #bestdayever
YouTube video by Crafty Vegan
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy Barack Obama Appreciation Day everyone 🥰
Stylized portrait of former president, Barack Obama with the headline “Barack Obama Appreciation Day” and the date “Sunday, June 14, 2026” on it
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
www.twitch.tv/craftiestvegan
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CraftiestVegan - Twitch
Time to finish a sock commission | knitting until my 5yo wakes up
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Free CAT scan for the new snake
Grey and white cat looking into a reptile enclosure
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It’s incredible how close the mineral color and the yarn color match up 👀
Tight knit stitches in a bright reddish-orange color similar to the mineral called JasperPhoto of a reddish orange stripy mineral named Jasper with the caption “Jasper”
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My Milksnake brings all the boys to the yard :3 youtube.com/shorts/qQJQ1...
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Meet Strawberry Milksnake! He’s a Stuart’s Milksnake who loves pinkies and swimming #milksnake
YouTube video by Crafty Vegan
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I may have been responsibly irresponsible lately… He’s adopted from a rescuer and his name is Strawberry Milksnake
Small milk snake named Strawberry partially hiding under a cork bark “cave” and partially soaking in a water bowl
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
youtu.be/OR2lgBNzKN4
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how not to play resident evil requiem
YouTube video by Feln Ice Dragon
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Husbeast is streaming battlefield 6 (and probably will play some Resident Evil Requiem afterwards www.twitch.tv/felnicedragon
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FelnIceDragon - Twitch
leveling up in Battlefield
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
To anyone on the fence about paying taxes: Refusing to pay taxes is illegal. Therefore You must use the same tactics that the billionaires use: Itemize the absolute shit out of your taxes. Gas to go to and from work? Itemize it. Did you buy pens to use at work? Itemize it.
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I had to fight and scrabble to get my kiddo’s doctors to sign a prescription for a special bed since he eloped all the dang time and there wasn’t a lock made that he couldn’t open (landlord flat forbid that I install a double sided deadbolt) and the bed was like $15k or something. Insurance said no
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
To anyone on the fence about paying taxes: Refusing to pay taxes is illegal. Therefore You must use the same tactics that the billionaires use: Itemize the absolute shit out of your taxes. Gas to go to and from work? Itemize it. Did you buy pens to use at work? Itemize it.
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Forgot to show the sock progress pic…. It’s nothing too special… but the request was for a snug fit, so it’s made out of dense stitches so it won’t stretch out
Partially finished hand knit sock in a purple forward rainbow color yarn
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Working on a sock commission to maintain normalcy… The request was for jewel tones, but they also liked the greenish yarn. Lucky for me it has a gemstone match :3 Fun fact: peacock ore’s more formal name is bornite 🤔
3 yarn cakes in a crimson color, a purple forward rainbow color combination, and a green forward rainbow colorPicture of a red stone. Text identifies it as JasperPicture of a purple forward rainbow iridescent mineral. Text identifies it as Bornite (but it’s called peacock ore when it’s at home)Photo of a green forward rainbow iridescent gemstone. Text identifies it as green-orange fire opal.
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Apparently the French call this “galette” 🤔
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Sometimes I amaze myself 😏 (This was originally meant to be a Stromboli but I had too much filling 🙃) It was really yummy according to my 3yo and my 5yo 😁
Dynamic shot of deep dish Philly cheesesteak pizza with decorative golden brown crust and everything bagel seasoning deep dish Philly cheesesteak pizza with decorative golden brown crust and everything bagel seasoningSlice of Philly cheesesteak pizza with everything bagel seasoning on the crust on a children’s Bluey plate
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026
This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
“According to reports from the ambulance company, the emergency medics had received a call about “Stab/Gunshot/Penetrating Trauma.” But when they arrived, Bridgeport police officers told them, “Hurry up and take our partner,” and did not give them information about Best.”
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
@alyankovic.bsky.social So… there’s a theory I just found out about 🤔 youtu.be/jzT8YOqIp9o
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Weird Al Yankovic is a Lesbian: a PSA
YouTube video by Oddball Artist
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I guess I should thank the US govt for giving me the push to finally and permanently get rid of TikTok instead of just deleting the app
Screenshot of TikTok account being deletedScreenshot of the option to delete the TikTok app
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Guess who isn’t dead!! Also, I’ve been making Little Guys
Pink and white jellyfish made from flower beadsYellow, pink, and gold jellyfish made from glass flower beads
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I have found the most underrated store… giftsfrommimismind.com
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Gifts from Mimi's Mind
Gifts from Mimi's Mind started as just that. Handmade gifts for family and friends. Now I have people wanting specific items as well as buying my creations.
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
For anyone considering children: my (almost) 3yo just lost her entire shit because she asked for her juice and her 4yo brother gave it to her 😐😑😑
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
We’ve seen a lot of photos of the detained men, and of course that’s horrific, but #WhereAreTheChildren? #WhereAreTheWomen?
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Yes. It squeaks like a mf
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
#NoKings #FargoMoorhead Two small communities with one goal
Photos of people at the 2025 no kings protest with privacy blurring on faces that were facing the cameraPhotos of people at a 2025 no kings protest with faces of people looking at the camera blurred for privacy
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
That’s what I’m saying 🤨
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy #ObamaAppreciationDay to those who celebrate ^_^
Photograph of 44th president Barack Hussein Obama in front of his former desk in the Oval Office.
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Not saying the #FargoMoorhead protest is being kettled, but it’s starting to look that way. Stay safe everyone #NoKings2025
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Republicans talking about everyone Hispanic or Latino
Screenshot of a text notification stating that “Violife Just like Mexican” and 19 others are on their way with a link to the rest of the message.
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Why do I feel insane negotiating with a 4yo? 4yo: I want to go to the beach Me: we can’t go to the beach. It’s cold and winter and snowy out 4yo: but I want to relax at the beach Me: go touch the glass door then. If it’s hot we can go to the beach, if it’s cold we stay here 4yo: its hot!
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers. Pass it on.
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Heartwarming: one of the worst people you know is having a rough week
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Went to bed with 100 across the board and woke up at 7:26 (roughly 26 min past the programmed time for it to start losing points) to a “dead cat”…
Salem the Cat gigapet with a screen reading “game over”Salem the Cat Gigapet with a screen reading “Score 0”
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Looking for his what now? 👀
Youtube video thumbnail consisting of a photo of a house with text saying “wrong house” and an arrow pointing to the porch and YouTuber Civil Rights Lawyer in the bottom left corner next to quoted text “Shots fired. 449 Vanzant Road.”
Video title reads “innocent man dead after cops raid wrong house looking for judges missing weed…” posted by a YouTuber named The Civil Rights Lawyer
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
As is wealth hoarding and power seeking 🤝
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I can’t wait for this to bite him in the ass the same way it did for the musky husky
Facebook post stating “Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of the worlds first rat penis transplant, announces meta will stop fact checking” 
Above a picture of a human hand tickling a rat next to a picture of Mark Zuckerberg
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I must say these childhood games are much easier to manage as a grown adult 🤔
Salem the cat gigapet toy with a score of 100Salem the cat gigapet with a full and behavior score of 100 eachSalem the cat gigapet with health and happiness scores of 100 each
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
29 Christmas tamales 😤
29 banana leaf wrapped Salvadoran tamales
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I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies. - #GreenDay @mindyafnnbidness.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Free access to digital versions of all kinds of books, including BANNED books! SHARE THIS LINK TO SUPPORT LITERACY, FREEDOM, AND THE 1st AMENDMENT for ALL PEOPLE!!! 👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍✊✊✊ dp.la
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The project that caused me to engage in yarn chicken
Toddler sized scoodie in shades of blue as seen from the front. Modelled by a skein of yarnToddler sized scoodie in shades of blue and viewed from the sideFolded scoodie in shades of blue. Stitch is C2C and the blues make a diagonal stripe pattern
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tfw you win at yarn chicken
Brown yarn bowl with a small amount of blue yarn leftover from a project
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Just thinking about this baby doll my 2yo got and how the designer airbrushed pressure lines on its feet under the shoes… Kind of a weird detail 🤨
Picture of a baby doll’s feet. One in a hard pink plastic shoe and the other bare, but with pink airbrushing where pressure marks would be on a real baby wearing too small shoes
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Subzero take: housing should be a right, not a privilege.
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
If you’re bad enough at cooking, it’s a plasma
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Fuck lawns youtu.be/jqTEvS0d_Co
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The devastating cost of America’s favorite plant | A guide to the revolution
YouTube video by make thing with hand
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CraftBetch 🧶 🌱 @craftyvegan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Autism is the leading cause of vaccines
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