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Cracked Lemonade

@crackedlemonade.bsky.social
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Interdisciplinary artist, Interdimensional being. I do lemon things linktr.ee/Crackedlemonade

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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 1h
Bank holiday
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 1h
We up! 😂
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 8h
👀👀👀
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mayosplaining
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exactly!!!
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There should be a thing for the estates and foundations of deceased musicians like Aaliyah where newer generations of musicians are tapped to do tribute albums reimagining their original albums for charity. A chance to both remember all they were and could have been, and help the world.
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Or casting an evil hex from some unknown entity on your partners genitals
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😬😬 that must be uncomfortable
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You get what you get buying into Facebook witch craft 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🫡
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Putting raisins in all kinds of dishes and unseasoned food temu hoodoo
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In the name of jeeezus go to war with your husbands underwear and cast a ward on them so he doesn't cheat on you. It's totally not witch craft I swear 💀
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well said
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😭🤣🤣
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🫂🫂
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Idk I need people who hate children to lock in and get introspective as to what happened in your life that's triggering that and heal that part of yourself.
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh shit you right
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🧐 this is the most 90's action movie bullshit I have ever seen. These people do not exist in reality
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😍😍😍😍
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Goodness 🙌🏿🙌🏿😍 yes indeed Fine Friday!
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This jawn looks like a close up of a social studies textbook
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would use depraved, but yea it is bad
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Woman Reacts with 'Hell No Oh No'
Alt: Woman eats popcorn while slightly frightened
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seems cool, boosting because Krystal is the homie and folks might be interested in participating
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Idk I need people who hate children to lock in and get introspective as to what happened in your life that's triggering that and heal that part of yourself.
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🖤🖤🔥🔥
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not gonna go into this too deep because I feel like belabouring this point gonna get them to make a video on me. But I definitely think that's how pipelines start, they make fun of someone you also dislike, you watch their other stuff, they sneak conservative points in not enough to notice and bam
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here’s our weekly #HelpSky and #MutualAid💕💸 #CrowdFund thread Drink some water🚰 Take your meds 💊 Water your green pets 🪴 Check in with yourself 🫵🏽 Check in with your people 👩🏾‍🐰‍👩🏼 Mutual Aid is radical resistance 🤟🏼 All mutual aid requests welcome, please include your links and alt text
am not sure what is funnier; the church name, the city or the message. Altogether it is quite humorous.

Image shows a church marquee:

CRYSTAL METHODIST CHURCH

ADULTERY IS A SIN. YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR KATE AND EDITH TOO.
SUNDAY BIBLE STUDY -
SUNDAY
1:00 PM
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Whiteness is an institution that tricks many people into casting distance from their cultural identity to buy into an identity of repression
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Because creativity is a neurological process! You need to actively participate in it to be creative. Getting stumped is part of creativity. Slowing down is part of creativity. Coming back to an idea, etc. Uncreative mothafuckas are killing creativity
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Appreciate your input on this situation. 🙏🏿
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok there are exceptions *wipes sweat*
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bruh, loser energy
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought that. Now I know
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh my God 🤣😭
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😧🤯
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yea, my one college roommate didn't. I just kinda wrote it off, didn't think it was a larger practice
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Like some memories are clicking right now.
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok serious question, do white people not buy washcloths?
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Y'all should read this
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😭😭🫂
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One could argue a CNN correspondent has more power than a streamer.
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He big mad! Omg 🤣🤣🤣
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🙏🏿 feel better homie
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
youtu.be/JaY0GAibowY?... I been listening to the remix heavy I sought out the original and like. It seems like the aesthetic was established from the gate and there was a lot of effort and artistry there. The remix honestly could be longer. It's still a good song
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Fat Nwigwe & Tierra Whack - QUEEN [THE WHACK VERSION] (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Fat Nwigwe a.k.a. BIG FAT
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/crac... Never stopped being a spectator sport. They just put executions behind closed doors here and they're opening them back up
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
youtu.be/fibw8OPxpSA?... This song is short. Like it's too short. Take out the walking scene at the beginning and the voices going here we go queen at the end. Structurally her flow is immaculate. Maybe a hook or chorus could have helped. Idk we need longer raps again
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Fat Nwigwe - QUEEN (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Fat Nwigwe a.k.a. BIG FAT
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😭🫂🫂
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