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natasha, the machine-girl

@crackedchessboard.bsky.social
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ooh, i've never met an aludra before. is this some sort of advanced flattery technique designed to net you free drinks? because it's working.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
then follow me! natasha. where did *you* appear from?
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you're looking for the bar i'd be happy to take you there?
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝓖𝓔𝓝𝓘𝓔 𝓘𝓝 𝓐 𝓑𝓞𝓣𝓣𝓛𝓔 .ᐟ @wisheswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝓨𝓞𝓤𝓡 𝓦𝓘𝓢𝓗 𝓘𝓢 𝓜𝓨 𝓒𝓞𝓜𝓜𝓐𝓝𝓓 ⭑.ᐟ ݁⋆⭒˚.⋆
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Inara Serra Firefly
ALT: Inara Serra Firefly
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i'm experiencing some sort of lesbo crisis
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
now *that's* a woman.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ho-ly smokes, what else do you want to get behind?
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
an ice cold booze bath sounds nice right about now.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wow that lifeguard is STACKED
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
huh is that kid drowning
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𝙋 - 𝙋 - 𝙋 - 𝙋𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @humanliedetector.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Natasha Lyonne in Poker Face TV Show
ALT: Natasha Lyonne in Poker Face TV Show
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
they're my ever-burning suspended anti-grav floaty plasma fairy lights. like big blue fireflies.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
alcohol IS good for you!!
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I like it, don't you? It's fun and friendly.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Term of affection.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love JUNOBOT.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is it me or... Nah!
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thanks babe!
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The JUNOPLOT?
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Top drawer, second dresser by the wall, the one with all the candle thingies on top.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Will you please fetch it for me?
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's where I keep the rest of my chewtoys.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can you fetch it for me?
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JUNOBOT have you seen my blue bra?
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
( finally making eye contact, she nods her head to beckon her closer. )
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
no, she's behaving. behaving.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
speaking of getting plundered!
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you've um. misspelled 'woman.'
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
out here?
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you have a degree?!
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh hey... didn't see you there... yeah i'm wearing shoes indoors. that's the kind of girl i am.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
( obviously and very desperately trying to catch her eye while seeming aloof and disinterested at the same time. )
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who's this tosser?
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought that's what *you* were for? ( winks lesbianishly )
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
( making convincing launch sounds? )
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Say yes to running away from your problems with alcohol and your hot space girlfriend.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Say no to bras.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Say no to bras.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We found a place made out of light? And you need special glasses to see anything 'cause it's so bright and all the colors are Different. Solid boozer. 4 stars.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Think I'm the one getting 'looted'. Ideally.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the worst possible event, the worst scenario that could ever happen... i'll get you a drink.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
please do!
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it's called booty 'cause it's getting plundered
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i do. being liked isn't really fulfilling on its own, is it?
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there are more important things than being liked, though!
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
living things, then. living things crave autonomy, even living machines.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
your wish is my command. let's make it a double and i'll join you, yeah?
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
well yes, i was trying to keep things simple.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
well, that's life, isn't it? that's what separates us from the machines, our autonomy.
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natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh, go on then, call me intrigued. what's your poison?
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