natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ooh, i've never met an aludra before. is this some sort of advanced flattery technique designed to net you free drinks? because it's working. 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026then follow me! natasha. where did *you* appear from? 010 1
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if you're looking for the bar i'd be happy to take you there? 000 0
Reposted by natasha, the machine-girl⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝓖𝓔𝓝𝓘𝓔 𝓘𝓝 𝓐 𝓑𝓞𝓣𝓣𝓛𝓔 .ᐟ @wisheswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 ݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝓨𝓞𝓤𝓡 𝓦𝓘𝓢𝓗 𝓘𝓢 𝓜𝓨 𝓒𝓞𝓜𝓜𝓐𝓝𝓓 ⭑.ᐟ ݁⋆⭒˚.⋆static.klipy.comInara Serra FireflyALT: Inara Serra Firefly 12927 29
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i'm experiencing some sort of lesbo crisis 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ho-ly smokes, what else do you want to get behind? 110 1
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026an ice cold booze bath sounds nice right about now. 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026wow that lifeguard is STACKED 000 0
Reposted by natasha, the machine-girl 𝙋 - 𝙋 - 𝙋 - 𝙋𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @humanliedetector.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comNatasha Lyonne in Poker Face TV ShowALT: Natasha Lyonne in Poker Face TV Show 0106 10
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026they're my ever-burning suspended anti-grav floaty plasma fairy lights. like big blue fireflies. 100 1
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I like it, don't you? It's fun and friendly. 100 1
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Top drawer, second dresser by the wall, the one with all the candle thingies on top. 110 1
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Will you please fetch it for me? 100 1
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's where I keep the rest of my chewtoys. 100 1
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026JUNOBOT have you seen my blue bra? 100 1
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026( finally making eye contact, she nods her head to beckon her closer. ) 100 1
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026no, she's behaving. behaving. 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026speaking of getting plundered! 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you've um. misspelled 'woman.' 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026oh hey... didn't see you there... yeah i'm wearing shoes indoors. that's the kind of girl i am. 010 1
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026( obviously and very desperately trying to catch her eye while seeming aloof and disinterested at the same time. ) 100 1
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I thought that's what *you* were for? ( winks lesbianishly ) 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026( making convincing launch sounds? ) 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Say yes to running away from your problems with alcohol and your hot space girlfriend. 001 1
Reposted by natasha, the machine-girlnatasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Say no to bras. 021 2
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We found a place made out of light? And you need special glasses to see anything 'cause it's so bright and all the colors are Different. Solid boozer. 4 stars. 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Think I'm the one getting 'looted'. Ideally. 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026the worst possible event, the worst scenario that could ever happen... i'll get you a drink. 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026it's called booty 'cause it's getting plundered 120 2
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i do. being liked isn't really fulfilling on its own, is it? 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026there are more important things than being liked, though! 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026living things, then. living things crave autonomy, even living machines. 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026your wish is my command. let's make it a double and i'll join you, yeah? 100 1
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026well yes, i was trying to keep things simple. 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026well, that's life, isn't it? that's what separates us from the machines, our autonomy. 000 0
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026oh, go on then, call me intrigued. what's your poison? 100 1