natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026wow that lifeguard is STACKED 000
Reposted by natasha, the machine-girl 𝙋 - 𝙋 - 𝙋 - 𝙋𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @humanliedetector.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comNatasha Lyonne in Poker Face TV ShowALT: Natasha Lyonne in Poker Face TV Show 0106
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026JUNOBOT have you seen my blue bra? 100
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026no, she's behaving. behaving. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026speaking of getting plundered! 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you've um. misspelled 'woman.' 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026oh hey... didn't see you there... yeah i'm wearing shoes indoors. that's the kind of girl i am. 010
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I thought that's what *you* were for? ( winks lesbianishly ) 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026( making convincing launch sounds? ) 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Say yes to running away from your problems with alcohol and your hot space girlfriend. 001
Reposted by natasha, the machine-girlnatasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Say no to bras. 021
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We found a place made out of light? And you need special glasses to see anything 'cause it's so bright and all the colors are Different. Solid boozer. 4 stars. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Think I'm the one getting 'looted'. Ideally. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026the worst possible event, the worst scenario that could ever happen... i'll get you a drink. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026it's called booty 'cause it's getting plundered 120
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i do. being liked isn't really fulfilling on its own, is it? 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026there are more important things than being liked, though! 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026living things, then. living things crave autonomy, even living machines. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026well yes, i was trying to keep things simple. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026well, that's life, isn't it? that's what separates us from the machines, our autonomy. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026could it?! isn't that cause for some concern? 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026well who's in charge then? i don't see them. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i guess um, like, freed from the control of others? 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i wouldn't want to brag, my fingers can speak for themselves. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026were you like, recently liberated or something? 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i bet you know all kinds of tricks. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026according to my calculations that's one fine woman. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026yes, bodily autonomy is fairly popular out there. 010
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026oh, THOSE sorts of boundaries. well, yes, duh? 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026oh, like the boundaries between realities? 010
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026yeah, i like my skin to stay on. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026it was a pretty horrific way to exist, yeah! the sand would strip my flesh down to the metal bone beneath but i'd keep going until my joints were fully jammed, then it would cover me like a blanket. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026bathroom power stancing is so important. 130
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026um! sadly not. no time for that kind of preparation, let alone the equipment, when it's just me and the endless sand. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026whatever you're filming! i don't know, that's down to the user. it's different, that's all. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i guess so? and it would only be a visual reminder. 000
natasha, the machine-girl @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026nothing wrong with going a little retro with it. 000