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* You quickly look away. Who is that?

@cracked-bat.bsky.social
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𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘵, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭. au portrayal of december holiday penned by holly 🎨: gieoki ..𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥.

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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
[ Still soggy. . . . ..halfway to a shower, they guess. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* Chat he doesn't know. [ Audibly snickering between their words. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[ glancing off at nothing. get a load of this guy'ing at him. ] * Chat, does he know. [ COMPLETELY DEADPAN ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* ? I didn't know you could make that sound. Like. Physically
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* being real as fuck
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* i'm like halloween jesus [ walks off without elaborating ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[ you laugh you go back to the bunker ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
* BECAUSE IT'S /THE/ ORB.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[ ..Snickering. ] * ..y'know, if you've got a problem with it, jus' fuckin' bite me. * Not like I'm gonna be that offended.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
* not if you're hogging the orb. Don't be an orb hog dude
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
* ? you sharing? greedy little fuck,?
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
* Toldja. It's not dying. [ ..A little snicker. ] * ..Buuut. Yeah, yeah. * My bad for letting you get /bored/, your highness. [ Reaching over to flick him in the vague approximation of a forehead. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
* [ Singular talkblip. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
* ..fffhaha. * ..I'm not /dying/. [ The idea of it being better or worse.. well, either way's unspoken. But all the words come out through the same weary, defeated smile. ] * ..but I dunno. I'll see what I can do, I guess.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
* Yeah.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
* mmmmm. [ stretching like a cat. actual fucking nightmare of pops and cracks. ] * i dunno. * don't think that's up to me at this point.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
* you're in my will. do you want my weed.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
* ? Yeah? Obviously.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[ turning to dust ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
* * fun fact for halloween i'm gonna parade my corpse around the streets
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
* /Please/. S'been too long since I've gotten gossiped about. * Ain't the same, but.. * Feh heh heh.. * ..It's still hushed murmurs about that which makes with blackened knife.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
[ ..stupid, smug grin. ] * ..M'used to it.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
* ... * ..yeah? [ Their voice drops quiet, less effort. ] * ..didn'think that was what it was, for ya. * ..any of it, really. * tempered expectations, or whatever. * ..y'said, after all.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
* ..feheh. * Well, I dunno. I thought you were still playing from the sidelines, or some shit. * Didn't think there was much t'/be/ interested in. [ Their head turns back skyward. ] * ... * ..y'serious, though? Seems like a bit of a switch.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
* ... * ..oh. Huh. * . . . * Kinda thought you were too much of a pussy?? Honestly??? [ ???? NOT INNATELY SAYING THIS AS AN INSULT??? ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
* ..'nd I'll let you have 'em. Wouldn't wanna take the fun out of it. * Buuuut.. [ A click of the tongue. Their arm flops down onto their stomach, and their head turns to look over. ] * ..I dunno. * Maybe you just can't catch a hint. * Y'never know. Not like we're being normal about it.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
* Damn. Guess I aughta savor it while it lasts.. [ Kicking one leg over the other- keeping their arm over their eyes. They fall silent, for a long moment, before shrugging and muttering out an 'i'unno'. ] * ..an', shit, I dunno. Maybe. * You got a problem with it?
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
* ... [ ..Mm. Rolling over, resting an arm over their eyes. ] * ..Eh. Felt right. * Thought it'd get somethin' funny out of you. * ... * ..guess I kinda got that. Jus' not my kind of funny, anymore. * ..with, you, anyway.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
* ... [ blink. ..A little frown, and they pull back slightly. ] * ..Fffforrr..? * . . . * ..You- * You get I'm fucking with you, right?
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
* ... * ..Uh huh. * . . . * You got. /Any/. Plan. If I say 'yes', dude?
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[ . . . ] [ Lowering themself down to eye level in complete silence. Despite how long and awkward a process that is. And just. Staring. At him. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
* ? no that's freak shit.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
* sounds normal honestly
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— ᖴᒪOᗯEY. @petalshop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Okay.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
* i don't evenknow what this one means dude i thin k i'm dying. i'm seeing god right now
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
* You will.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
* was it not before
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
* ... * well hot damn call me a conspiracy theorist because i'm bouta go investigating
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
* why're we talking about his hole
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
* hhgsgggh * whh huh
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
( " " ) [ Oh that's the screams of the damned ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
[ .. They feel pretty good about this, actually? They feel alive. But they aren't really making any indication of that- wordless now. Silent, beyond their ragged breath and the little gasps and grunts that leave them. ... It's almost as if they've forgotten they have the teeth of a herbivore. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
[ immediately getting distracted by imagining flowey spending his entire life in a tiny tiny cliffside cave for like 600 years and snickering about it. his boowomp. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* FUCKED UP EVIL LARA CROFT. IT'D BE AWESOME [ Actually what are they even talking about I don't know. Someone kill them ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* IT'D BE COOL. IT'D BE FUCKING COOL. WE'DF BE COOL. WE'D BE SO HOT.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANYTHING
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* ... [ imagining somehow using flowey as a fucked up thorny whip and sighing dreamily ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* implying i'd go without you............. [ Hand over their heart. Head hung low. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* [ ..snnrk. Glancing off and trying not to consider the fact that this is an endearing kind of stupid, to them. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
[ . ] [ maybe. one or two split seconds of hesitation and confusion before they just COMMIT. okay! feral dog streetfight then, apparently. ]
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