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* You quickly look away. Who is that?

@cracked-bat.bsky.social
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𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘵, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭. au portrayal of december holiday penned by holly 🎨: gieoki ..𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥.

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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* i'm like halloween jesus [ walks off without elaborating ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[ you laugh you go back to the bunker ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
* [ Singular talkblip. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
* * fun fact for halloween i'm gonna parade my corpse around the streets
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
* /Please/. S'been too long since I've gotten gossiped about. * Ain't the same, but.. * Feh heh heh.. * ..It's still hushed murmurs about that which makes with blackened knife.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
[ ..stupid, smug grin. ] * ..M'used to it.
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— ᖴᒪOᗯEY. @petalshop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Okay.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
* You will.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
* was it not before
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
* ... * well hot damn call me a conspiracy theorist because i'm bouta go investigating
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
* hhgsgggh * whh huh
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
( " " ) [ Oh that's the screams of the damned ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
[ immediately getting distracted by imagining flowey spending his entire life in a tiny tiny cliffside cave for like 600 years and snickering about it. his boowomp. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* FUCKED UP EVIL LARA CROFT. IT'D BE AWESOME [ Actually what are they even talking about I don't know. Someone kill them ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* IT'D BE COOL. IT'D BE FUCKING COOL. WE'DF BE COOL. WE'D BE SO HOT.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANYTHING
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* ... [ imagining somehow using flowey as a fucked up thorny whip and sighing dreamily ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* implying i'd go without you............. [ Hand over their heart. Head hung low. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* [ ..snnrk. Glancing off and trying not to consider the fact that this is an endearing kind of stupid, to them. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* Awww.. you'd cheat for me.. * How sweeeet.. [ ... Snickering. ] * ..Can't complain about turning a certainty into a landslide, I guess.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* ... * ..Feheh. [ /// ] * Yeah. Yeah, I would.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* Okay man.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
[ Just. Laying there facedown on the ground. Motionless. Are they even breathing? ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
[ ... ..blink. Their head turns over, and the rest of them follows.. ..but they opt to keep that distance. He seems sure about it. ] [ ..A shrug, mumbling an 'i'unno'. ] * ..Thought we'd been over this. You're like.. /prooob'ly/ the most interesting thing in my life, these days?
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
* ... * ..you'd miss me. [ Smug little grin, flopping down. ] * Sooo.. I should probably keep bothering you.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
* Eh. Worth dragging myself outta 'bed' for. [ A shrug. ] * Better than rotting.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
[ ..shrug. ] * Ffeheh. I'unno. Heard you were falling back on old habits.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
* .. mm'not wrooonggg.. fffehehehh..
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
[ hand over their face. audibly trying not to laugh any harder. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
* ... * gh. ffhh. gaaa-a-aay. [ ?? SNICKERING. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
* fuck. thought i had it this time
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
* Hey.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
[ Wordlessly spreading their arms with a content smile on their face. ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
* Angel forbid a freak be sad /their/ well-earned impaling is going to someone else.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[ sighing through their nose like a sad dog ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
* so do you think they work as handles
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
* mmfhgh
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
[ heard "execution" and "foreplay" in the same sentence and started drooling ]
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
* Fffehehehehehhh.. * Dude, I don't fuckin' /know/ what I'm aiming for here. So c'mooon. Tell me. [ Kneeling down- just to lean a little closer. ] * What is it, huh? 'f /someone's/ gotta know, s'gotta be /you/, right?
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
* ... * ..M'gonna believe you got it from her. [ Stupid smug grin.. ] * And liiiike. Iiiii sssss/said/. * Make. * Me.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
* ... * i mean i guess that's one thing they are
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
* ? Why's she a dragon exactly
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
* THERE'S NO SPACE IN DUMBFUCK DIPSHIT
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
* Close! That actually abbreviates to DOR.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
* Death Ray Orgasm
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
* Uh huh??? So it's /instinct/, then???? * I really rub off on you that bad???? [ Crossing their arms and leaning down as much as they can.. ] * And. * mmm/Make/ me.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
* I heard somethin'? Sounded /reaaaal/ familiar? [ That fuckass smile. You know the one. ] * D'you, like? Think about it a lot?
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
* ... [ Blink. Blink? ] * ? * Hey? * Hey, dude? Petals? Hey? Yo? Can we? Hey? You wanna repeat that? Can we hear that one again?
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
* Okay.
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* You quickly look away. Who is that? @cracked-bat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
* That guy who lives next to a house full of marionettes when you ask him his opinion on them (he's a caveman)
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