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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Quincy was pulled over for going 90mph in a school zone. Quincy, being a devious little man, quickly beheaded the officer. Smooth moves, Quincy!

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Bentley 2 struggles with alopecia but he doesn’t let it get him down.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This is my original character, Bentley 2. If you have nothing nice to say about Bentley 2 then DO NOT engage with me. Grow up.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Today is my birthday, and thus the Birthday Fairy has come to collect his tithe. Three of my favourite followers will be abducted and destroyed immediately.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

@panootsart.bsky.social By delving into the Chuck E Cheese wiki the seal has been broken. The dastardly rat is free.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I went back. She took her top off and made me uncomfortable. She has absolutely ruined carbon monoxide for me.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I was exposed to tremendous amounts of carbon monoxide and it allowed me to commune with the witch. Big fan of carbon monoxide.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I have obtained this rare Peruvian Gore Wyrm. Her name is Isabelle and she screams whenever I read the holy bible aloud 💕

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

At least 40%. It's sad to lose a son but I can't complain about gaining a dog. Life is full of little blessings 🙏

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I have some sad news regarding my son, Pud. He got that dog in him. Please keep him in your prayers.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I have a couple dozen regular cats and a sewing kit

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Under my care this worm has never known joy

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

After many years, my worm on a string has returned. He has grown. He has shed the string that shackled him. I fear he will slay me in my sleep.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

He's just stupid. It is my understanding he consumed his mother and siblings during birth.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Pretty good. No dog dare approach him

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

This is my new dog, Toby. I think he’s some kind of Greyhound or Whippet. Exceptionally stupid creature. Hate him.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I caught Philippe playing with his silly strings. The authorities want to take away Philippe’s silly strings. God forbid Philippe enjoys himself.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Just trying to keep things interesting 😔

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Hi everyone, I’ve got some sad news. The Fworm is back. Best of luck to all of you.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Oscar will be allowed to leave the jar as soon as shaking it becomes boring for me. Unfortunatly, I can't imagine he'll be leaving it any time soon.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

My homunculus, Oscar, has successfully finished his incubation. Sometimes I shake his jar really aggressively, positively rattling him. He absolutely hates it. Please congratulate Oscar.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Thank you! Everything I make is 3d modeled, textured and rendered in Blender.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I watched Mabel consume three entire ant colonies today. Hundreds of thousands of lives, extinguished in mere moments. A slaughter of monstrous proportions. Pretty cool, Mabel!

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Thank you! I was very pleased with her ❤️

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Unfortunately, Courtney produces her own worms when she's happy, and she is happiest when eating toads. It's a vicious cycle.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

This is my lovely daughter, Courtney. The worms have spread to her heart and the doctor says she can’t eat toads anymore. Unfortunately, I can’t bring myself to stop her.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Both feet amputated and reattached backwards.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

@panootsart.bsky.social Yobi has illegally entered my home every night this week. He keeps leaving me spelling puzzles and he scares the shit out of my dog.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

He gets Sprite. If he can’t survive on Sprite, he’ll join the others in the pit.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

This is my new exotic Pitbull. I believe he is a 2 X Pimpy and 3 X Bape mix. He ate a big bag of onions so he has a tummy ache.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

A big thank you to the Make A Wish Foundation. Pigler used his wish to make David Attenborough watch as he threw a bunch of plastic bags in the ocean. Pigler isn’t even dying, he’s just a stupid pig.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Good call. He was going to give you a kidney stone

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I have trapped the essence of this large British man in an orb of sorts. Repeat the words “oh large British man, grant me your boon”, and you might receive his blessing. But beware, for he is fickle, and may bestow a curse.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

He might have one. Unfortunately, as a creature of sorts, I cannot read nor write. I am unable to help you.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

The vile wizard turned me in to a creature of sorts. As grim as it might appear, I so enjoy retracting into my flesh shell. Feeling positive!

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

No one knows how to have fun quite like Stephon. He has incurred significant liver damage due to years of substance abuse and his quality of life is irreparably diminished. Keep it up, Stephon!

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I am giving away my Persian Hooded Corpse Worm. He needs to eat three bags of premium mulch every day and I just can’t afford it anymore. Please help him find a good home.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Today is Sophie’s birthday. We invited all her friends and grilled hamburgers but no one turned up. Even her favourite cigarettes can’t cheer her up.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Miguel, I’m sorry I hit you in the head with that hammer. I don’t know why I did it. I really care about you. Please come home.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Took Wesley to the pond today. The little scamp was so excited, he threw up twice.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Biggly smashed all the stray cats in the alley, causing the rat population to grow uncontrollably. So begins our joint business venture as rat milkers.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Brian kept saying “I am walking over here” in an unacceptable Italian-American accent, so I cast the fungus spell on him. The fungus spell is quickly becoming one of my top 5 spells.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Sticky lost my rarest, most valuable toad, the elusive Rhodesian Blue Foot. Naturally, he will be spending the next 13 months in The Circle of Torment. If you are interested in becoming my new Toad Keeper, please submit your toad portfolio below.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Credit to Najash on Sketchfab for the beautiful grub model base 🖤 sketchfab.com/3d-models/he...

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Hercules Beetle Grub/Larvae - free download

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Annabelle more than doubled her milk quota. In order to prevent wastage, each of my followers may take one large sip from the communal milk through. You cannot refuse the sip.

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Crab Creatures @crabcreatures.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Visited g-paw at the old folks home. He says the staff aren’t feeding him. Maybe if he didn’t tell so many lies, he would be in this facility in the first place. Disgusting old coot.

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