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CptMcSausage @cptmcsausage.bsky.social · 7h
*miniature, squeaky ghost cackling fills the air in the Sperm Donor's clinic*
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Werehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 10h
Evil penises make sinister cums…
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Werehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 10h
I love references I love refs assauuuuvhhhvabfghfh
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Mixter ✦ @mixter.ink · 22h
Fishy
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shep @oldshep.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Only vore and mpreg? Vanilla.
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BGN @nmbgn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just some weekend bro lovin' / rhino appreciation (getting an early start on Rhinovember) --- A YCH piece featuring Isaiah and our good buddy, @cariboucarrot.bsky.social! Thank you thank you again! ;)
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21C-Raccoon @raccoon21c.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🎨 W Reckless and uncontrollable☠️
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Interz @interz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Hoggan @hoggan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you let Rassaji eat orange, he will grow uncontrollably big ( he's allergic to them )
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Frost Llamzon @frostllamzon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Orctober 2026: Uruk-hai My theme this year is "from different worlds".
Artwork by Illustrator Frost Llamzon depicting an Uruk-hai, a large orc from the world of Lord of the Rings. He is muscular and wearing armor from isengard with the paint of the white hand.
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Coco @cocosoda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s another hot day for the big boy ☀️
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Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wee bit hungover today...
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CptMcSausage @cptmcsausage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stomping giant horse BEST giant horse.
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Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whoops.
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Omniously @omniously.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm gonna level with y'all, Corbyn's a chud
chibi-fied art of an anthropomorphic muscular man dressed in a pink polo, white shorts, gold watch, and gold sneakers, hes got a smug expression
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Omniously @omniously.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How do I pin this cuz this has been me the last year and will be me for the rest of the year and forever
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CptMcSausage @cptmcsausage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Account deactivated, 60 bucks down the drain. Guys a thief.
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🔞Vaughn but Tired🔞 @shenaniwhagons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Before September ends #shenaniwhagonsart #biceptember
Vaughn flexing a huge bicep for biceptember
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Coco @cocosoda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Daddy is in the forest 😼📸
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Noha Burr @nohaburr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pectober day 2: Banjo
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Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do a mean blueberry muffin.
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CptMcSausage @cptmcsausage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Y'might say it's the perfect height~
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Argyle @harrdhorseart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably a bad idea tae have the lockers at the gym be mixed size. Tend tae accidentally smother the occasional guy...
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Werehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
POV you said something nice to AT completely unprompted and he's wondering what your motive is. Surely you can't just be saying something nice, right? You clearly want something. Do you need help with your homework? Are you asking him for his pencil? Do you need someone punched in the gut
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shep @oldshep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Headline: Are You Prepped for Rutting Season? Done for @lewdaji.bsky.social
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YIFS GALORE @yifs-bot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BIG_MOUSIE-1.GIF
Big_Mousie-1.jpg
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HAROR @harorlood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I honestly wonder if people who draw giant stuff is because they are kinda like that irl lmao. Like I draw big boobs because i used to date girls like that lol
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ZillaStudio @zillastudio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love him so much, I can't stop staring at him.
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DadBoof @grisser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes I’m a husky boyfriend
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CptMcSausage @cptmcsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
spreadsheets at 8:00, spreading me out in the sheets at 14:00
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Werehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck it Toony Yotehud
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Lintu 🦜 @lintufriikki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
soundwave takes good care of his cassettes, but who takes care of him... 🥺 🦜 #art #lintuart #transformers #maccadam #soundwave
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CptMcSausage @cptmcsausage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Angsty Terry and Edgy Terry!
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Werehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Superhero lads sketch page… Comet Catcher and Cosmic Titan :)
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purplebirdman @purplebirdman.com · 02/10/2026
warmup! an old alter ego of my pal kaidszu: MUSCLE JUSTICE 🦎💪
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CptMcSausage @cptmcsausage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Story potential, I’ll have to write somethinggggg
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Diiced! 🎲 @diiced.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you should probably leave. like right now.
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CptMcSausage @cptmcsausage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Housed Hyena howls horribly!😄
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Diiced! 🎲 @diiced.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HE’S NOT HOMELESS!!!
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Diiced! 🎲 @diiced.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ask your doctor if PredAway™ is right for you.
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Diiced! 🎲 @diiced.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you have ~5 seconds to pull it together
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ZYXela @not-alexyz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"My GP told me I was due for a massive growth spurt today, so I tried to call in sick to work. They didn’t believe my reason, though, so… here I am." ☕ • Illustration done for @teeps.bsky.social!
Two characters are depicted in an office setting: a scrunkly white-furred canine and, next to them, a giant orange-furred goat. Both are masculine-presenting and both are standing near a water cooler.

The canine is holding a mug whilst looking up at the goat with visible distress at their massive size difference. In contrast, the goat puts on a much more casual expression, looking down at the canine with a jovial smile, as if in the middle of an attempt at conversing with the canine.

The goat has brown hair, a pair of horns, and a pair of round glasses. He is flexing his left arm whilst outstretching his right. He's holding a mug similar to the canine's, albeit struggling to fit his index finger through its handle. His uniform is torn to shreds, revealing his massive pecs, large nipples, and rippling abs. His beige trousers are somehow still intact with an obscene hyper bulge poking out of his left pocket. The tip of his shaft is lifting the water cooler a good few feet in the air.
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Arcadius @arcadiusgreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Save a -tober, ride an orc... or something. Anyway, flats WIP. #Orc #bara #Orctober
Half-orc rides in an orc's lap.
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CptMcSausage @cptmcsausage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"C'mon lads, where 'ave I steered you wrong before?" Ianto giving a pep-talk to his erstwhile 'friends' and colleagues, Steve and Mohammed, undoubtedly on the cusp of another hare-brained - er, money-making scheme. Art by the fantastic @parttimeyeen.bsky.social - check them and their works out!
Stev,e Ianto and Mohammed, in the middle of one of Ianto's legendary pep-talks.
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BGN @nmbgn.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Hard to forget... (Some Chad for World Elephant Day)
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BGN @nmbgn.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Another weekend hangout with the bros (featuring our good buddy @weirdoartpatron.big-bros.org ;) )
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BGN @blueguynow.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Just a lil' doodle for World Rhino Day 💖🦏✨
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purplebirdman @purplebirdman.com · 01/10/2026
entirely redid roshim's hair in the new #blender3D 5.2+ geo nodes... nice! geo nodes horns in progress i promise these fellas are going to start moving haha i just don't have much time for side projects these days so progress is SLOW
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BGN @nmbgn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tierra Azul --- A YCH piece featuring our good friend, @nimratu.bsky.social, and my bull, Vonce. Thank you thank you again! ;) ✨
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