cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 15/05/2026You need a cattle squeeze with some cheese wiz at the end to distract him. 100
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Three months ago Trump accused NATO allies of “staying a little back” during the war in Afghanistan. Allies need to hold tight on Russian sanctions and let the US get out of their “no new wars” lie. Seems like Putin is the only one “winning” right now. 010
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 25/02/2026We need to have two, updatable UCP thermometer scales, one for number of lies told and one for amount of taxpayer dollars wasted. 010
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 25/02/2026On every level, this government lies, wastes taxpayer dollars, and blames anyone else (especially immigrants). As conservative as Alberta has always been, this cannot be acceptable. FFS have even the “fiscally responsible” conservatives lost their damn minds along with their spines? 072
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Just when you think the Trump administration and supporters cannot get any dumber, they find a new low. 010
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Remember when Alberta conservatives used to at least cosplay fiscal responsibility? 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 18/02/2026As long as Epstein predators and their protectors remain anonymous and un-prosecuted, the State will use that leverage to continually erode citizen rights in order to hold power. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Marlaina Alberta has never let the constitution get in the way of trying to grab as much power as possible to give to her cronies. 021
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Marlaina Alberta seen here trying to sell… our values and dignity to this scandalous creep. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 04/02/2026The “law and order” sycophants are showing their true colours. Even people in prison know abusing kids is unforgivable. Why do MAGA politicians and Fox News keep making excuses? ICE is just the newest way to separate and traffic kids for billionaire auctions. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I am gobsmacked that an international cabal of child predators have found “reasons” to abduct children off the streets. How many will disappear from the system they were never formally logged into? Never again must extend to all child predators regardless of their net worth. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I don’t believe he ever knew the difference between the two, you are overthinking it. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Trump uses “we” but he really means NATO hasn’t given HIM anything. He doesn’t care about the use of article 5, because that was before his time, he didn’t ask for it, and he didn’t profit from it. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I keep going back to John Oliver’s wisdom of, “Fuck-you, make me”. Not all of the teachers and students can be arrested. Malicious observance at best? At school but not at class? 020
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I can’t wait to hear why Poilievre cannot and the CPC support this initiative; aside from needing a reason to fight. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 05/10/2025The least of that child’s worry should be the zip ties. You have a government that is raciest and is covering up a high level pedo ring. The children will suffer unspeakable horrors under a cruel regime. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Just doing a little UCP math: roughly $8.5 billion in taxpayer losses since 2019 — pipelines, bailouts, PR spin, you name it. And that’s before we even touch the cancelled renewables or “efficiency” experiments in health care. But let’s blame immigrants for affordability instead. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Smith prefers to skirt accountability, how do you think she got this far in politics? 010
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 04/10/2025The UCP is nudging families toward homeschooling during the teachers’ strike — like that wasn’t the plan all along. Trad wives, religious “curriculum,” girls sidelined from sports, the cult of separatist anti-vax Alberta. Break the system, sell off the pieces, pocket the cash, call it virtue. 030
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 04/10/2025She lies and uses so many distraction techniques, I am starting to worry she is in the Epstein files too. 010
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I hope they turn the debt over to a collections agency. 061
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The short road to criminalizing criticism. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Aside from the worst project management team coming together to manage Marda Loop, there is the added layer of a useless ward counselor who checked out long ago. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I don’t get why they haven’t just put a port on Trump so he can stop hiding his little bruised hand. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 13/09/2025But we can’t afford to provide Covid vaccines, teachers (except for religious schools), or timely surgical access. How great that we can fund big dinners, a private gestapo, pay for fraudulent Tylenol invoices, and private surgeries that cost taxpayers double. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Like raping children in the United States wasn’t already easy enough, the bourbon capital one-ups the Trump administration. What a time to be alive. 000
Reposted by @cpneedssleep.bsky.socialHeather Campbell @thatheatherc.bsky.social · 13/09/2025My Calgary Centre MP, @gregmcleanyyc.bsky.social put a silly survey in my mailbox so I responded accordingly. For free. 3558
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 06/09/2025What a relief to the billionaire pedos in America. Less taxes and more child raping! They are one shadow docket away from being able to buy children for personal use. 010
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Her time on a school board was such a calamity they had to disband the board! If she can’t tell the difference between The Color Purple and Fifty Shades of Grey the university that issued her degree should rescind it. 0145
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 29/08/2025And how much of that data will be stored and viewable or searchable in the US? 020
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 28/08/2025They are only rules if you get caught. 020
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 22/08/2025If safety was ever the intention with this government, they would give AISH recipients more to live on each month than their MLAs get just for hotels. 040
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Is that how long the loan approvals process is, or just the insurance pre-approval? 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Maybe move to Russia, for your “safety”. Tucker Carlson says they even have bread in their supermarkets. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Yeah, we have so many cases in the hospital for yellow fever. What a stupid comparison. 070
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I am beginning to think the only way to become a MAGA member is to rape a child. I am shocked by how many of them there are. 020
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Being against child rapists and those that protest them is apparently woke. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 22/07/2025UCP cronies making more money on publicity funded institutions, what a shocker. You know what we already have? Social workers who actually know what they are doing, and took more than an online quiz to become qualified. 020
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Alberta: hold my beer and watch this! 020
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Big fan of what Skipper Otto stands for—local, sustainable, delicious seafood. But fair warning: it’s pre-paid credit, and if you don’t keep ordering, your balance doesn’t really stretch. Use it or lose it (only $50 rolls over). Worth it if you stay on top of it! 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 19/07/2025No, but the majority of your elected officials are exclusively waste, fraud, and abuse. You have a pedo running the asylum, and sycophants voting for more of the same. 010
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Keep it up Canada! It is time for the white house toddlers to learn they are not the center of the universe, even if they redraw the map. The world needs to give them a big time out. 020
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 18/07/2025It is like no one council could be bothered tested this at all, why wouldn’t city employees be the first beta testers before rollout? The Marda Loop of software development. Ugh. 010
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I am so sick of the orange numpty et al getting richer using economic chaos and lies. The US is untrustworthy, we must find viable, and stable trade partners. America may have voted for this, but Canadians didn’t, and we need to safeguard our own future. 041
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 18/07/2025The Alberta private police force will only be used to help Poilievre. 000
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Who proceeded to blame Coldplay. Yeah, they are the problem you got caught being a douche in a crowd of thousands. Such entitled arrogance. 040
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Maybe she should have had her husband invited to the meeting. That’s what she does in Alberta. 040
cpneedssleep.bsky.social @cpneedssleep.bsky.social · 18/07/2025The problem with getting so much media from the US is their impatient and self-centered narrative has seeped into Canadian culture. Few people have the capacity to allow others to learn or make mistakes, and give strangers a bit of grace. Chill the hell out. 020
