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Craig Fraser

@cpfraser.bsky.social
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Cheery Canadian 🇨🇦. Co-owner of Dark Ascension LARP. The hero of Kvatch!

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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 11h
The rotten little mole-man that is Pete Hoekstra wants to let us know not to meddle in American politics after he’s spent the past year and a half telling Canadians how they should act from his blind-as-fuck ivory tower. Got it.
apple.news
U.S. ambassador warns Canada to 'keep your nose out of American politics' — Toronto Star
Ambassador Pete Hoekstra is suggesting Canada might be conducting "election interference" ahead of his country's midterm votes in November.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 11h
Jason Frankenstein. It’s canon.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 16h
Every woman in that room has called the police because they say someone walking in their neighbourhood they “didn’t recognize” (they were not white).
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 16h
(Pierre starts covering his microphone) “oh!- skkkrrrr- sorry Jake- skkrrrr- I’m going through a tunnel. Skkkrrrrrr—“ (awkwardly steps out of frame)
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 16h
We’re not going to talk about his fucked up facial hair at all?
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I mean, the most unnecessary running, action leap over a woman in a bikini lying down sunbathing stunt is pretty campy. Just go around her, dude! There was open sand to your right!
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What a ghoul.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Of course, the UCP had to make the process of mail-in voting completely fucking stupid. Almost as if it was on purpose.
apple.news
Thousands of Alberta referendum mail-in ballots invalid due to errors: officials — Global News
Elections Alberta says some ballot packages have been returned with declaration forms missing, errors or issues with I.D. — but there's still time to submit the correct info.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is so fucking weird.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Canada will never become one of the people… like from the movie Avatar.” -Pierre Poilievre next week
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Eating their own face.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just lie on the floor and scream until the seasons figure themselves out.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The United States is just a belligerent, jingoistic war faction.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My MLA was the board chair, of course this was fuckery.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stan Bowman, a man who helped sweep a sexual assault against one of his players under the rug, thinks we’re all entitled to our opinions and that this means it’s therefore ok to sign a player who’s committed sexual assault. Go figure.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I go to Mucho Burrito…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So Kash Patel had sex with a horse or something?…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A field of nightmares…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Life has become parody.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The fucking Undertaker’s entrance music? Now we know why he lumbers so slowly everywhere, he’s pretending to be the Undertaker.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The man has never met a hornet’s nest he didn’t fucking kick. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Donald Trump says he would ‘love’ to see united Ireland
US president says on visit to republic that unification will happen eventually so ‘may as well happen now’
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would say “read the room,” but Trump isn’t capable of 1) Reading or 2) Understanding that there are other people besides himself in any given room and 3) Showing even the slightest bit of empathy to anything other than himself.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Incompetence or treason. Either way, she’s got to go.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Americans fall for a $5,000 promise that’ll never happen and vote for Republicans to keep the senate and house then we all deserve to get nuked. Fuck it.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the day.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Sour Grapes of Rath.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wow, if racism had a rating this is AAA, diamond-certified, top shelf kind of shit.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maybe it’s the storm before the heart failure?
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The fucking cyclops shrieking in the cave scene was just Chris Nolan screwing with all of us.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Elon probably sucks at chess.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
John Fetterman went from calling out Trump’s bogus calls of election fraud to stopping and saying, “wait a minute… what if I just fucking sucked as a human?”
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Do you mean to tell me it was all about the grift the whole time?
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Spineless, bootlicking morons.
cbc.ca
Republicans are blaming Canada for Trump's trade war | CBC News
Republican members of Congress are publicly backing U.S. President Donald Trump in his trade war with Canada and blaming Prime Minister Mark Carney's government for walking away from negotiations.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It looks like a fucking ghost ship. Captain Cutler from Scooby-Doo at the helm.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m becoming less afraid of the U.S. invasion of Canada day-by-day.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Incredible.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nope, still hasn’t changed yet…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump and his supporters want us to refer to Lake Ontario as Lake America, but the fact that trans people exist is still too unbelievable of a concept for them.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s still Lake Ontario…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and now Peter Cullen. Fuck this week so, so much.
forbes.com
Peter Cullen, Who Voiced Optimus Prime For 40 Years, Dies
Peter Cullen, age 85, has passed away, the actor most famous for voicing the lead Transformer, Optimus Prime, for over 40 years.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think we know who the bottom of the NFC East will be… NY Giants: “Oh yeah!!??…”
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just read a little bit about Marge Scott and now I wish I hadn’t. Holy fuck this lady sucked…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m genuinely worried that Trump has nothing better than this in the tank. What a weak threat.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
…..why Dragonball Z?….
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Art of the Deal is to act like a deranged lunatic.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump adding more tariffs on existing tariffs makes me think of the scene from Month Python and the Holy Grail when Bedevere asks the crowd, “and what burns apart from witches?” And the one villager just stupidly blurts out, “more witches!!”
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Browns fans must be getting tired of their team punching them in the jewels every chance they get.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh no… I guess we should absolutely not cut any more of these down. Nope nope nope, that would be reallllllly bad…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Who is that goof?
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sounds like they’re scared…
apple.news
U.S. trade war will be ‘devastating’ for Canada: Trump admin — CTV News
"“To think that they’re going to go to war with Donald Trump and actually win that war with the U.S., I think it’s foolish on their part," U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy told the "Fox News S...
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