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Craig Fraser

@cpfraser.bsky.social
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Cheery Canadian 🇨🇦. Co-owner of Dark Ascension LARP. The hero of Kvatch!

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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 2h
The rotten little mole-man that is Pete Hoekstra wants to let us know not to meddle in American politics after he’s spent the past year and a half telling Canadians how they should act from his blind-as-fuck ivory tower. Got it.
apple.news
U.S. ambassador warns Canada to 'keep your nose out of American politics' — Toronto Star
Ambassador Pete Hoekstra is suggesting Canada might be conducting "election interference" ahead of his country's midterm votes in November.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Of course, the UCP had to make the process of mail-in voting completely fucking stupid. Almost as if it was on purpose.
apple.news
Thousands of Alberta referendum mail-in ballots invalid due to errors: officials — Global News
Elections Alberta says some ballot packages have been returned with declaration forms missing, errors or issues with I.D. — but there's still time to submit the correct info.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stan Bowman, a man who helped sweep a sexual assault against one of his players under the rug, thinks we’re all entitled to our opinions and that this means it’s therefore ok to sign a player who’s committed sexual assault. Go figure.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So Kash Patel had sex with a horse or something?…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The man has never met a hornet’s nest he didn’t fucking kick. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Donald Trump says he would ‘love’ to see united Ireland
US president says on visit to republic that unification will happen eventually so ‘may as well happen now’
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would say “read the room,” but Trump isn’t capable of 1) Reading or 2) Understanding that there are other people besides himself in any given room and 3) Showing even the slightest bit of empathy to anything other than himself.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Americans fall for a $5,000 promise that’ll never happen and vote for Republicans to keep the senate and house then we all deserve to get nuked. Fuck it.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Elon probably sucks at chess.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
John Fetterman went from calling out Trump’s bogus calls of election fraud to stopping and saying, “wait a minute… what if I just fucking sucked as a human?”
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Spineless, bootlicking morons.
cbc.ca
Republicans are blaming Canada for Trump's trade war | CBC News
Republican members of Congress are publicly backing U.S. President Donald Trump in his trade war with Canada and blaming Prime Minister Mark Carney's government for walking away from negotiations.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It looks like a fucking ghost ship. Captain Cutler from Scooby-Doo at the helm.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Incredible.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nope, still hasn’t changed yet…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump and his supporters want us to refer to Lake Ontario as Lake America, but the fact that trans people exist is still too unbelievable of a concept for them.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and now Peter Cullen. Fuck this week so, so much.
forbes.com
Peter Cullen, Who Voiced Optimus Prime For 40 Years, Dies
Peter Cullen, age 85, has passed away, the actor most famous for voicing the lead Transformer, Optimus Prime, for over 40 years.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just read a little bit about Marge Scott and now I wish I hadn’t. Holy fuck this lady sucked…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m genuinely worried that Trump has nothing better than this in the tank. What a weak threat.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Art of the Deal is to act like a deranged lunatic.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump adding more tariffs on existing tariffs makes me think of the scene from Month Python and the Holy Grail when Bedevere asks the crowd, “and what burns apart from witches?” And the one villager just stupidly blurts out, “more witches!!”
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh no… I guess we should absolutely not cut any more of these down. Nope nope nope, that would be reallllllly bad…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sounds like they’re scared…
apple.news
U.S. trade war will be ‘devastating’ for Canada: Trump admin — CTV News
"“To think that they’re going to go to war with Donald Trump and actually win that war with the U.S., I think it’s foolish on their part," U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy told the "Fox News S...
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Idiot rocket scientist: “You guys, who brought this gravity? It’s divine.” Party host: “(Whispering to another guest) Fuck sakes, who told Scott he could come?
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Even for Trump this comeback is pretty weak sauce. I think the cracks are deepening on this goof.
apple.news
Trump says Canada 'wants the benefits' of being a U.S. state in his 1st comments since trade talks broke down — CBC News
In his first comments since trade talks broke down, President Donald Trump said Canada "wants the benefits" of being a U.S. state "without being one." The president's brief post on his Truth Social pl...
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The shittiest ninja turtle is angry again.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The country is united against Trump. Meanwhile Marlaina Smith is like…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I guess the Art of the Deal is to suck at making deals.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hope she gets admitted to a psych ward where she can get the help she needs.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That separatist arguing with you on social media who says they’re Albertan is actually from Moscow.
apple.news
Russian-linked actors stoking division in Alberta separation debate, research says — CTV News
Two months ahead of a referendum on whether Alberta should advance the process to separate from Canada, research shows the debate has become one of the prime targets for foreign influence online.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Danielle doesn’t want police to worry about hate. She could’ve just shut the fuck up for once and just let that roll, but she is incapable of doing anything good.
apple.news
Premier Danielle Smith criticizes Edmonton police for video on hate reporting — Edmonton Journal
'We don’t believe in policing unpopular or religious-based statements even if they are controversial'
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is the sequel to Space Jam we wanted.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A complete and utter sociopath.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
RFK Jr has been seen eating a dead raccoon in Central Park and then swimming in the sewer in celebration.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Take victories where you can, no matter how small.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Destroy every pair and fire the broken pieces and Mark Zuckerberg into space.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Trump’s war is not going well, so he goes for headlines by more tariffs, making his citizens pay even more.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What a psychotic narcissist.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
(I’m day drunk on a Wednesday for some reason) …And stood against him! GAINST WHO!? Proud Edward’s Army! BASTARDS! And sent him homeward! FUCK OFF! TAE THINK AGAIN!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
(Live view from the streets of Glasgow)
static.klipy.com
Braveheart: Mel Gibson's Freedom Cry
ALT: Braveheart: Mel Gibson's Freedom Cry
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mitch McConnell will run his senate seat while unconscious like the God emperor from Warhammer 40K.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Could be good. Could be bad. Let’s roll the dice, we’re playing with house money that’s not real.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I know people who are afraid of dying because they will have their AISH benefits cut. These are not “free loaders,” they’re human beings with chronic illnesses that would give anything to be able to work. c.org/4sHBqJsJrs
c.org
Sign the Petition
Protect Albertans with Disabilities — Stop the Transition from AISH to ADAP
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Finishing move is a take on RVD’s Rolling Thunder from the top rope called “The Critical Roll.”
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
As a born and raised Albertan, no one whines quite like us. Usually the dumbest and worst of us that got sold a bill of bullshit and ate it all up. Bend over for Ralph Klein and Danielle Smith, but mention the name “Trudeau” and the irony-soaked wailing of “government overreach” never stops.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
That’s a little something else besides chicken and broccoli.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Danielle Smith is now calling the very legal process of the court anti-democratic. Can she fuck all the way off with her separatist buddies?
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I swear to God, I did the NHL Draft Lottery simulator once… (Actually, it was my 36th attempt, I’m not religious)
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Article link from Reuters: Only in America would people feel patriotic during a live shooting.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My man bent down to talk to him!!! 😂
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I was unfortunately worried this shooting was carried out by some fucked up young dude with a giant chip on his shoulder that listened to manosphere trash on the internet. Looks like that could very well be the case and the tragedy of Birinder Singh’s death gets even sadder.
cbc.ca
18-year-old man charged with 2nd-degree murder in Alberta highway shooting | CBC News
An 18-year-old man has been charged with second-degree murder in a deadly daytime shooting on a highway south of Edmonton.
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