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Clarence Patton

@cpattonnyc.bsky.social
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Born and raised in Philly, live in Brooklyn...and so, so exhausted. Si paratus maneres, te ipsum paratum non necesse est.

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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 9h
It's the coming in like an alabaster Barney and the hand gesture with accompanying head-cock for me.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 9h
Oh no, not Trump smells like a 5-day old hoagie and a dirty diaper bin that has sat full for a month...I mean, that's what I read.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 13h
Seems like (allegedly) wife and child-beating Max Miller and shady-assed “Jaclyn AlaTRASH” deserve each other ... just sayin’.
motherjones.com
Rep. Max Miller's girlfriend was just indicted
A grand jury formally charged Jaclyn Alatrash, the congressman's partner of nearly two years, with grand theft.
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 16h
This is heartbreaking — and so unprofessional.
washingtonpost.com
ICE didn’t know 5-year-old boy was in car when officer fired, Mullin says
Federal authorities said Oscar Belgal used his car to ram government vehicles and endanger officers.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 19h
What?! Hush your mouth!!! ICE-is Agents are the most disciplined, well-trained, and well-groomed Law Enforcement Officers the United States has ever seen. this article would make you think they're people who should probably be in prison themselves or something.
huffpost.com
ICE Officer Behind Shooting Of NYC Man Has History Of Alleged Violence, Illegal Arrests: Wired
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Barbarism begins at home.
apnews.com
Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed
The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Todd Blanche, the US Attorney General, is on the campaign trail with Darline Graham right now, urging voters to support her. Is this consistent with the Hatch Act? No it isn't. But he doesn't believe in that legislation. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 08/10/2026
Rubio explodes after being asked about the WSJ’s Guilfoyle story
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Again: not sure I could be the parent of a Black child in this country and stay out of prison.
atlantablackstar.com
‘Blacks for Sale’: White High School Students in Colorado Threatened Black Students With ‘Slave Auction’ and Rape, Causing One Black Student to Leave School, Lawsuit Says
A Black high school student who left a Colorado public charter school after he says white students repeatedly harassed and threatened him because of his
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Res ipsa loquitur.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So when is this dumb, little motherfucker and his family going back to Cuba?
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If "Keep your government hands off of my Medicare" were a woman who's had three abortions:
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The exhaustion and outrage, in this case of the sitting President of the United States of America pumping out anti-Trans slurs on the social media platform he owns, is the goal and the point…and also fucking exhausting.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I were to be kind, I would say that it has appeared that Ms. Messing has been unwell for some time...but whatever, she's gone-gone and been gone.
nypost.com
Exclusive | Star Dem-backer Debra Messing endorses GOP’s Bruce Blakeman for NY governor: ‘What we need’
Enter stage right.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"They are too young to buy a beer and barely old enough to drive, yet these four teenage boys have already found their way into the criminal underworld."
nytimes.com
American High School Students Are Selling Guns Bound for Cartels (Gift Article)
Drawn by money and status, teenagers in Arizona are buying, stealing and selling weapons destined for criminal groups in Mexico.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Her Testimony is her Testimony and we must respect that. "This...is...my...stooooooory....!!"
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From my own experience, I have very little confidence in Cornell, CUPD, or Ithaca/Tompkins County Law Enforcement, but Jesus H. Christ did they fuck this up.
nytimes.com
D.A. in Cornell Rape Inquiry Declined to Review Additional Evidence (Gift Article)
Records show that campus police officers informed Tompkins County prosecutors that they had conducted additional interviews beyond taking a statement from the woman who said she was raped.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Goddammit!!! I can't not like this. Also, got my own double jab for Flu and COVID today: handle your business!!!
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
File Under: Sometimes It Be Your Own People (in this case, other women) www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"...the link TO the song..."
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OMG, this is amazing. If you have not experienced the level of Hell that is Exit 31 on the BQE, you just can't imagine. And link the the song on IG stupid-assed New York Times has in the article doesn't work, but this does: www.instagram.com/reel/Ddow7Xe... www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n...
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Andrew Rose Gregory on Instagram: "🎼🎵Exit 31 of the BQE: The Musical 😵‍💫🚕🤬 // 🔀 PLZZZ go tag @govkathyhochul in the remix we just posted @nys_dot"
42K likes, 2,574 comments - arosegregory on September 23, 2026: "🎼🎵Exit 31 of the BQE: The Musical 😵‍💫🚕🤬 // 🔀 PLZZZ go tag @govkathyhochul in the remix we just posted @nys_dot".
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, I heard that racist trash motherfucker say that on NPR yesterday. Of course, free-wheeling racism from the sitting Vice President was just further indication that it was a day that ends in "day" in these here United States.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
...but here's the tea: District Attorney's offices ALSO have investigators. And the Tompkins County DA's office should've had its investigators fucking follow this up.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus H. Christ: “I don’t remember the very end of the event where I was raped...I can say with 100 percent confidence I was raped.” CUPD and the Cornell are absolutely to blame here; and Van Houten can say hat his office didn't get the full and complete statement - which apparently they didn't...
nytimes.com
Statement Written by Police in Cornell Assault Case Omitted Her Claim She Was Raped (Gift Article)
Documents obtained by The New York Times show that the campus police at Cornell University sent a condensed statement to a prosecutor, who then declined to bring charges.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This will be one of the most important immigration cases in a generation. The Trump admin claims that a 1996 law mandates the detention of millions of people without any right to a bond hearing; every person who entered illegally, no matter how long in the past. If they win, it's a nightmare.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nashville Banner reporter Steven Hale, describing how prison officials kept drawing the curtain to hide how badly they were botching this: “A lot of this execution — or attempted execution, whatever it was — happened when we could not see what was going on.”
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's his Grindr profile.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's hard to fathom that, let alone be OK with the fact that, the six people who allowed tonight to happen will start hearing cases next week, the outcome of which will affect us all.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 30/09/2026
jesus christ man
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh...she's DUMB dumb.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂😂 - Connor and Caden 'bout to lose their jobs.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just a truly fucked up day in higher education: thehill.com/homenews/edu... newrepublic.com/post/213446/...
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Jeff (Hot Type) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Critical reporting by @theguardian.com: The SS goes stealth. Their quiet crimes are all around us. Gone in 90 seconds: an ‘invisibilized’ ICE is arresting more people than ever www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
theguardian.com
Gone in 90 seconds: an ‘invisibilized’ ICE is arresting more people than ever
After public backlash, the Trump administration changed its tactics from ‘siege’ to ‘soft feet’. Now, ICE is everywhere
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
❤❤❤❤ - now do Snapper Soup
share.inquirer.com
What’s in a pepper pot? Black chefs gather to celebrate, revive, and update Philadelphia’s signature soup.
In a year full of historical reflections for America's 250th anniversary, the time is ripe to consider an iconic Philadelphia soup that has nearly disappeared — and attempt to revive it.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ain't nothing but sabotage and vandalism. They should all be put into prison.
nytimes.com
Kennedy Center Shelved Repairs Now Cited for Closure, Whistle-Blowers Say (Gift Article)
In a letter to Congress, former employees say the center delayed a plan to address the leaks that its officials now cite as a serious safety risk.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
With this storm coming, the sky is just committed to showing out.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Republicans are the cause of your problems not the solution” is a winning message every election but they’re bringing literal receipts now
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just don't know how much more of this Sharia Law-driven Socialist and Communism-laden hellscape of a city my spirit can take. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/a...
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Get hexed, lovely people
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When the Whitest of the White Guys in all of Wolrdwide Whitelandia checks you on your internalized racism you may want to pause and think about your life.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
...where they were regularly pressured and coerced into “dating” and having sex with multiple men who were also Midtown members – sometimes decades older than them. In at least one case, a former member said she believes that what happened to her could be described as sex trafficking." 2/2
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey, The Brand is The Brand and if there's one thing these slimy motherfuckers are gonna do is it's stay on-brand. "Former members who spoke to the Guardian also allege that teenage girls and young women were sexually exploited at Midtown... www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i... 1/2
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meanwhile, White Socialists wonder why we don't trust them. And methinks there's some critical context he's left out; he's also proven that the young lady implicitly or explicitly came to know that the White folks at THAT address were not to be trusted. "ALL THE SACRIFICE," motherfucker please.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me Googling "How TF does pasta get Listeria?!" Guess I'll keep making my own; it's better anyway.
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
...we represent an inconvenient flaw in their logic and a threat to the racism clearly under-girding the idea. However, I am unclear as to why French would reinforce that by eliding over it in his Op-Ed. (3/3)
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Black folks would mostly score an "A" or "B." He even gets into the Civil War, with nary a mention of Black folks. I get that the promoters of the "Heritage American" idea explicitly don't count/consider Black or Indigenous folks as part of the framework... (2/3)
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Clarence Patton @cpattonnyc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
David French somehow pens this generally good piece without a single mention of one of the two demographics that has been here longer than most White people: Black folks (Indigenous folks would be the other). Within the grading system of the nonsense scheme that is "Heritage American"... (1/3)
nytimes.com
Opinion | Vance Has a Twisted Idea of What It Means to Be American (Gift Article)
I am a “heritage American,” too. How should that guide my life?
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