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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20m

Okay fine. I will win the NFC East.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 19m

I am notoriously a Cowboys hater but holy shit, if I’m a Cowboys fan, I am absolutely furious tonight.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 1h

Haha I’m going to get knocked out in my survivor league because I took a clearly superior Cowboys team - my least favorite team in all of sports - and they are going to lose to the Arizona Cardinals

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 3h

I’ve come to the conclusion that my bartender and I have an unspoken agreement. She gives me drinks for free and I tip her extra as a result. I am sure this is incredibly common but I am in it now and it rules. I love every part of this arrangement!

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 3h

Can I tell you guys a secret?

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 9h

Dormie or GTFO. The real ones know.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 11h

BREAKING: drunk Eagles fan drives on correct side of the street, for once

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 12h

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 14h

My 5-year-old came home with a homework assignment the other day and helping her with it was the best 10 minutes of my day. Absolutely filled my cup.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 14h

Contrast this with that AI bro who's using language models to read to his kid

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 14h

Was trying to get my daughter Katseye tickets in Boston and...what the hell? Taylor Swift-level prices for these girls? They're not THAT good. I seriously thought about buying tickets in Montreal and driving 5 hours each way because they're ONLY $200 each. Dad life, man.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I know the movie is over 50 years old but man the scene in The Godfather where Sonny beats the piss out of his brother in law is so unrealistic. He openly misses like 3 punches! (It was this or like my 12th West Wing re-watch)

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I forgot to list my picks again for Baycurrent! Winner: Doug Ghim Longshot: Max Homa Fade: Xander (this scares me, but I’m playing an SE and he’s too owned) Top 20: Steven Fisk Gummy: Lee Hodges I also made a Spanish Open bet on Tyrrell Hatton and a BUNCH of first round under scores at Baycurrent

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I actually wonder if they’re looking to target someone like Wirfs or another top lineman on a bad team now that they’ve gathered an excess of picks. But they’ve also got a lot of guys who need to get paid. Maybe a fire sale makes more sense.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My wife doesn’t have to imagine! Heyooooo

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

FWIW, this gives Philly two firsts and two seconds in 2028. I wonder if they’re readying a package for Tristan Wirfs or Laremy Tunsil or Joe Alt to replace Lane.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i've been listening to Stevie Wonder for like four days straight so I'm i a very straightforward and emotional space, but If it is not fundamentally about love in one form or another then you're doing it wrong, and that includes what you do on Saturdays and Sundays

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sam Morril. His whole schtick is just about how he’s a bad person.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You ever start watching a comedy special and dip out after like 5 minutes because you’re like wow this guy kind of sucks?

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You think this is a GAME? You think I'm overexposed to Jaxson Dart because I LIKE doing this?

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I HAVE to lose this money to DraftKings, it's an obligation!

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm heartbroken. Might be one of their best draft picks of all time. Hall of famer. And the line is never the same without him.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is sort of fun -- Yahoo screwed up and are projecting this TE who I've never heard of before and who has not even recorded a TARGET so far this year -- as the highest projected free agent scorer in Week 5. And therefore people are adding him like crazy.

Thomas Fidone II, Tight end for the New York Giants.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dammit, it's already time to start worrying about fantasy football bye weeks?!?

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There's still always the Peace Prize!

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you are in line to vote against Liberty Biberty, please stay in line

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Bad news: Denny McCarthy ruined what would have been a massive week. Good news: My buddy bet Smotherman so I’m golfing for free tomorrow

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The price of gas is now what used to be the amount you'd pay if you forgot to fill the rental car up before returning it.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Inside of you there are two wolves

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

what does this red dot near the time do? because all it does is confuse me about who has the ball

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Ryan Ballengee @ryan.thegolfnewsnet.com · 03/10/2026

58! Yuta Sugiura shot 12-under 58 in the third round of the Compliance Solutions Championship at The Patriot Golf Club in Oklahoma, the third event of the Korn Ferry Tour Finals. It's the 3rd 58 in tour history.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Listen I don’t want to brag or anything but I have managed to acquire Tom Cotton’s cell phone number from a somewhat reputable source if anyone wants it

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Congrats to Tom Kim for winning gold at the Asian Games and earning a military service exemption in his home country of South Korea.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You'd have to be a fool to believe this

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You're doing the Lord's work, Clifford. Snitches get stitches!

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is Vermont erasure and I will not stand for it.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ve been working a lot on the mental stuff, when I played with a 1.8 handicap recently I was floored by his methodical pace and conversations with his caddy. When I got tired, my mind was the first thing to go. Staying in the moment and staying calm has been really important.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We also have a robust tennis product and our Discord channel has some really smart people talking other sports, but for now we are focused on our golf products because that’s what we are best at

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I just realized I didn’t post my Bank of Utah picks, my apologies! If you’re an ISN subscriber they’re on our site so I’m not picking front runners. Winner: Michael Brennan Longshot: Neal Shipley Fade: Maverick McNealy Top 20: Kevin Yu Gummy: Chandler Blanchet

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Offer stands! DM me and I’ll let you try it out. I know they pay me (but not that much haha) but I have tried a bunch of those sites and ISN is far and away the best. (ETR is also good, I should give them credit)

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

DM me, I’ll hook you up with a free couple weeks so you can try it out. We are building some cool tools, and because I’m in charge and Andy Lack and I are mostly aligned, it’s a politics-free Discord which rules (because most of them are right wing weirdos and they’re not allowed to talk about it)

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Credit to ISN, one of our new hires bet him to win out of absolutely nowhere. Long way to go but quite the call.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m an 11.6 handicap. This is not my game. What a day.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I am also in a steps challenge at work so it was an excuse to get a bunch of steps in, but I am feeling it now. It might be an early night!

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