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Cass Anderson

@cpa.bsky.social
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Not a CPA, just my initials. @brobible.bsky.social EIC/partner, over 1 billion page views served. 🐟 🍩 ⭕️

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/12/2025
People on here will post anything. “Scott Calvin got some fits off.”
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Them: "I saw you at the botanical gardens 'Christmas Lights in Bloom' last night and you didn't say hi" What I saw with astigmatism:
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BroBible @brobible.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The new PXG Lightning Metalwoods are pure ⚡️🔥
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
After a lifetime of injuries culminating in a trip to the Mayo Clinic's specialty Ehlers-Danlos clinic I embarked on a #weightloss / body recomp journey. Since January, I went from 193lbs to 148...I thought people who said they were in the "best shape of their lives after 40" were full of shit. 🧵
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Drink #beer from the can
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen a duck proudly waddle across the street and stop traffic in both directions?
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
7 days until the @phish.com from Vermont hits the road. Carini it is.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
US pioneers restoration of deep water corals damaged by country’s worst oil spill
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US pioneers restoration of deep water corals damaged by country’s worst oil spill
In the twilight depths of the Gulf of Mexico, about as deep down as a football field is long, U.S. Navy divers carefully snip small branches of corals with gloved hands. Their voices crackle through…
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
The transformation between 'those are the ugliest shoes I've ever seen in my life' to having 3 pairs of OnClouds and never wearing anything else is a very slippery slope.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Adirondack hikers get lost on mushrooms
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The Free Speech Administration throwing down arguably the biggest sledgehammer against free thought and association in my lifetime.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
My kindergartener is about to win the award for reading the most books of any kid in his grade. Which is awesome. And doubly awesome bc we had to move his school in December and he beat every other kid in just half a year. #ProudDad
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
After learning through TikTok that gingers are black, I need to know where us daywalkers stand
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Me vs 100 IPAs at this Grateful Dead cover band tonight
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
My dog got invited to another dog's birthday party at daycare and she 100% thinks it's her birthday and not this doodle fella named Holden #puppies #bskydogs
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Vatican City after electing the first American pope #PopeLeoXIV
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BroBible @brobible.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
He's A Middle Age Jam Band Fan Who Went To Both #Beyonce Cowboy Carter Tour And #TaylorSwift Eras Tour—Here’s What Blew His Mind About Both...by @brandonwenerd.bsky.social READ: brobible.com/culture/arti...
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Lies from the NYT Spelling Bee. All lies.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Been all in on Stars + Honey bars for a few months but I'm willing to give these David bars a shot.
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60 Minutes @60minutes.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes. We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Winnie caught the good light on our walk @darthbluesky.bsky.social 🐕 🌅 #bskydogs #puppy #greatpyr #anatolianshepherd
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
So has @phish-ftr.bsky.social given up on posting live set lists? I used to wake up and check my phone first thing for last night's show during west coast swings. But looks like radio silence since Mexico and yes, I already follow all the other ppl tweeting in real time
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Steelhead #trout rescued from #Palisades fire spawn in their new Santa Barbara County home - phys.org/news/2025-04...
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Steelhead trout rescued from Palisades fire spawn in their new Santa Barbara County home
Wildlife officials feared critically endangered steelhead trout rescued from the Palisades fire burn scar might not be up for spawning after all they'd been through over the last few months.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Was not prepared this morning for #NYTGames to give the anxiety of choosing a trivial avatar that I will likely never change and which will become ingrained in my daily routine forever now
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Let's go Bolts ⚡️ ⚡️⚡️
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a man with a beard is holding a hammer and lightning is coming from it .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a hammer and lightning is coming from it .
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Ben is short for Bench Press, not Benjamin.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Unfortunately realizing my #golf life has peaked for the foreseeable future. 8 rounds at #BandonDunes + my first visit to #TheMasters within 2 weeks.... don't know how I can top that run... taking suggestions for golf trip + Open Championship in the future. Might just have to run it back
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
This.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
"Dejesus said he was studying for a final exam that he had in an hour trying to drown out the chaos, but it got “much more serious” when a student who lived through the Parkland shooting entered the room.“He was like, ‘Man, I never thought this would happen again’ www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...
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FSU shooting: Six injured, one critically; man arrested; campus locked down
There is an active shooter on Florida State University Campus, according to an alert sent front the university.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I've never wanted to franchise something more in my life
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A movie that takes place where you're from.
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BroBible @brobible.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Thomas Ian Nicholas aka 'Kevin' from 'American Pie' has started playing a version of Bowling For Soup's '1985' with #AmericanPie lyrics that is such a throwback to 1999 it's perfect #music -- brobible.com/culture/arti...
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Whoever wrote this IMDB bio was ready to take the gloves off
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Tax Day sucks but at least you can get buffalo shrimp at @hooters.bsky.social for only $4.15 today, so there's that.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Based off last year's RBC Heritage OWGR results (they'll be different, I know)... If Rory wins this week, Scottie Scheffler would need to finish 2nd in order to maintain his #1 ranking in the world and it would be a virtual tie at the top. Anything else and McIlroy is #1. #PGATour #Golf
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The vibes from Rory's camp this morning:
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Haven't been this excited for a day of The Masters since yesterday... brought home some snacks from the course. My grandma's cheese straws were better though.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The amount of hate mail I've received from dipshits mad I wrote an article calling it 'gulf of Mexico' like I'm not a second generation Floridian raised on an island in the Gulf of Mexico is insane. These performative political bitches are driving me insane.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Watching Bryson in his Tuesday practice round, last guy on the course and the sun was going down, he hit the same 12ft putt 4 times on the 18th hole. Missed it every time. I hope that doesn't haunt him today.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Hang it in the Louvre
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I'm not not read to run through a wall from the Rory hype right now
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Wild how it feels as if Justin Rose isn't even in this tournament anymore with how Rory and Bryson are cooking.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
One thing about The Masters I wish they'd tell more people is the signature cocktail, The Azalea, is only served in the clubhouse and Berckmans Place... Signature cocktail and it's only for the V'est of VIPs.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I'm no expert but that seems pretty fucking good for Rory McIlroy
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
This is shaping up to be the best Saturday at The Masters in a lonnnnnng time. Really wishing I was out there today. Tuesday was a dream come true. I gotta go back.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
POV: you're bathing an elephant at an elephant sanctuary that has figured out they can charge people $$$$ to bathe the #elephants which legally have to be bathed once a day and really enjoy bathtime
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
China this. Tariffs that. Neither side has released a diss track yet and I just think that's really disappointing.
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Cass Anderson @cpa.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Today's the day
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