Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 14hMy favorite story from the electrical engineers was when one of their projects got mistaken for a bomb. I don't think they were allowed to throw away old projects after that. 100
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 14hDude dead ass came up to me at the CIVIL ENGINEERING career fair with an old polo and jeans and said "I'm not supposed to be here, I'm in electrical engineering and civil is easy" 340
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 14hI don't know who is out here telling these comp sci and electrical engineering undergrads they're hot shit and can work any career. You should be telling them how to use their social skills. 160
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 17hYou'd think playing viva pinata as a kid would translate in some way of how I'm a furry but I just like getting hit with a shovel 050
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 18hIn 5 years some coffee company is gonna use the slogan "Our coffee, your choice" 030
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This setup sucked donkey dong but it sure looks good! 1140
Reposted by Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is Stella, I have just sworn fealty to her. 1332317
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jerry! They put mayonnaise on my racism cheese steaks! 000
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm Baja blasting my backside right now 050
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can't be trusted around red pepper flakes 180
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You may think that big bulge in your art is hot but I've grown numb to anything the Internet considers vaguely safe for work. You really need to push the envelope and show the thinnest of fabric going across the frenulum. 031
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Visited my version of hell last night but they had hot wheels so it was okay. I didn't get attacked by shelves of dolls so that's a win. 050
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh it was so fun! We had this lady in front of us who kept making comments to herself about what was happening which was kinda hilarious. 000
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I like Halloween because i feel like I can be the filthy consumerist I am without any of the guilt! 000
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I actually think a lot of this can point back to my post before about hustle culture and people are just doing things to try to make ends meet. Definitely cheapens interactions and makes things feel less genuine. 000
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I really don't enjoy when I can sus out when someone is engagement farming to subtly advertise their onlyfans. Kinda makes you wonder what really isn't an advertisement anymore. 140
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One place near me that serves it creates a mound in a Tupperware container, likely Rubbermaid and it's this glorious mound of meat, mashed potatoes and gravy. 020
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'd still rather have that than a cat that has dingle berries like this little shit ass. 110
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The cat I had growing up would make such loud slurping noises while cleaning his asshole 230
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I can't believe they gentrified Newports 120
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oooo a rainy day and the Beth's is like a rainy day with coffee and menthols 000
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I got blue cheese for salads which means I'm just eating a blue cheese right now 000
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Taking enough Benadryl to see the hatman to test if we can bang 010
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You can vape practically anywhere without issue. Cigarettes are pretty inconvenient especially in the winter months. 010
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Who the fuck hangs out in front of a liquor store in Bear Delaware 320
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There is some serious lesbian tension in Ice Princess 000
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 09/09/2026People are challenging my preconceived notions and I'm really happy that people are much bigger than the tight little boxes I put them in 060
Reposted by Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I would consider the Southwest to be the Midwest of the Southwest. 021
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's a good litmus test. If you can't put the effort of taking a fucking photo into your business. You probably can't put the effort into making edible food. 150
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Any small business that has used AI food for advertising has given me massive bouts of diarrhea 351
Reposted by Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comHomestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!Alt: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day! 31323741
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Cowboys are just like the coolest fucking thing ever. 360
Reposted by Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 04/09/2026Product safety is not always like the movies. Here, we have resources. 181477454