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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 14h
My favorite story from the electrical engineers was when one of their projects got mistaken for a bomb. I don't think they were allowed to throw away old projects after that.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 14h
Dude dead ass came up to me at the CIVIL ENGINEERING career fair with an old polo and jeans and said "I'm not supposed to be here, I'm in electrical engineering and civil is easy"
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 14h
I don't know who is out here telling these comp sci and electrical engineering undergrads they're hot shit and can work any career. You should be telling them how to use their social skills.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 17h
You'd think playing viva pinata as a kid would translate in some way of how I'm a furry but I just like getting hit with a shovel
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 18h
In 5 years some coffee company is gonna use the slogan "Our coffee, your choice"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This setup sucked donkey dong but it sure looks good!
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coastal Erosion? On my beach?!
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is Stella, I have just sworn fealty to her.
A tiny old dachshund with a Phillies bandana and a red t shirt on
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jerry! They put mayonnaise on my racism cheese steaks!
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm Baja blasting my backside right now
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't be trusted around red pepper flakes
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You may think that big bulge in your art is hot but I've grown numb to anything the Internet considers vaguely safe for work. You really need to push the envelope and show the thinnest of fabric going across the frenulum.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wanna see a horse on ketamine
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Visited my version of hell last night but they had hot wheels so it was okay. I didn't get attacked by shelves of dolls so that's a win.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh it was so fun! We had this lady in front of us who kept making comments to herself about what was happening which was kinda hilarious.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Snotting
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like Halloween because i feel like I can be the filthy consumerist I am without any of the guilt!
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I actually think a lot of this can point back to my post before about hustle culture and people are just doing things to try to make ends meet. Definitely cheapens interactions and makes things feel less genuine.
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☁️MOTEL777☁️ @motel777.xyz · 21/09/2026
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Illustration of a cute dog, colored and seasoned like a hot dog!
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really don't enjoy when I can sus out when someone is engagement farming to subtly advertise their onlyfans. Kinda makes you wonder what really isn't an advertisement anymore.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sam and I are seeing that Saturday!
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One place near me that serves it creates a mound in a Tupperware container, likely Rubbermaid and it's this glorious mound of meat, mashed potatoes and gravy.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shepherd's pie should come in a can
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'd still rather have that than a cat that has dingle berries like this little shit ass.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The cat I had growing up would make such loud slurping noises while cleaning his asshole
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't believe they gentrified Newports
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oooo a rainy day and the Beth's is like a rainy day with coffee and menthols
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I got blue cheese for salads which means I'm just eating a blue cheese right now
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Taking enough Benadryl to see the hatman to test if we can bang
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can vape practically anywhere without issue. Cigarettes are pretty inconvenient especially in the winter months.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who the fuck hangs out in front of a liquor store in Bear Delaware
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There is some serious lesbian tension in Ice Princess
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh my God. Pawpaw's taste like pears
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not for sale means free!
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gen Z does not understand whimsy
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People are challenging my preconceived notions and I'm really happy that people are much bigger than the tight little boxes I put them in
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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I would consider the Southwest to be the Midwest of the Southwest.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's a good litmus test. If you can't put the effort of taking a fucking photo into your business. You probably can't put the effort into making edible food.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Any small business that has used AI food for advertising has given me massive bouts of diarrhea
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Marf @marf.dog · 08/09/2026
A cut-out of the below animal cocking its head, except with the 🏳️‍🌈❔emojis added
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
Alt: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah, I'm a paw slut 😜
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cowboys are just like the coolest fucking thing ever.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 04/09/2026
Product safety is not always like the movies. Here, we have resources.
A realistic coyote sitting in a cave on a gaming chair at a laptop as the sun sets outside. They are wearing reading glasses and looking at SaferProducts.gov. The text reads: In the real world, the coyote checks and reports unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov. A sign next to the coyote says, "Air fryer trash! Started smoking without roadrunner!" There is an air fryer in the corner on fire labeled, "Roadrunner air fryer X.L." In the background, outside the cave, a roadrunner says, "Beep! Beep!" and leaves a big trail of dust. Other text reads: Check for injuries before you buy or sell a product, and report unsafe products to CPSC!
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeets🍫🍬🍭 @coyotesweets.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
3 weeks!
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