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Girth Brooks

@coyoteman65.bsky.social
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Lol, I have no idea! I’m Michael. I’m getting old, exhausted by stupidity. Gay 🏳️‍🌈 Veteran 🇺🇸 Vegetarian & love my dog (all dogs) very much 💞🐶 Miss my parents. Former DIE-HARD Chicago Sports Fan! Buh Bye 👋🏼🤣

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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 17h
Happy Heavenly Birthday to: Gore Vidal, Alan Rachins, Roy Horn & Stevie Ray Vaughan!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 17h
Today’s Birthdays: Chubby Checker-85, Lindsey Buckingham-77, Greg Proops-67, Tommy Lee-64, Clive Owen-62 & Lena Headey-53!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 19h
Nice game one win in Cleveland 👍🏼
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a cool trip & when I was a teenager I used to look at maps & wonder the feasibility of making this trip by boat, via either the Erie Canal (which they do) or the St Lawrence Seaway. It was definitely a fantastic trip for them, but it wasn’t cheap. 🤭
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Great adventure from Chicago to New York via the Great Lakes, the Erie Canal and the Hudson River!
YouTube video by Tim Brown
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Heavenly Birthday to: Groucho Marx, Bud Abbott, George “Spanky” McFarland, Moses Gunn & Lani O’Grady!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today’s Birthdays: Don McLean-81, Dale Soules-80, Donna Karan-78, Avery Brooks-78, Annie Leibovitz-77, Sting-75, Lorraine Bracco-72 & Kelly Ripa-56!!!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🚫🧠🍊🤡🍕💩🖕🏼🤮🖕🏼
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m such a fan of @msrachelforlittles.bsky.social & the amazing human being she is, I bought her album & don’t have any kids in my life! I’m going to listen to all the songs too! 🤘🏼😊👍🏼
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s 65 movies in history that have earned one billion + at the box office. I’ve seen 54 of them. How many have you seen?
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Top Lifetime Grosses
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Heavenly Birthday to: Vladimir Horowitz, Walter Matthau, James Whitmore, Jimmy Carter, Tom Bosley, George Peppard, Richard Harris, Stella Stevens & Donny Hathaway!!!!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today’s Birthdays: Julie Andrews-91, Rod Carew-81, Yvette Freeman-69, Esai Morales-64, Christopher Titus-62 & Zach Galifianakis-57!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy National Black Dog Day! Also, World Vegetarian Day!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome October! At least the 💙Scrubs❤️ can get more golf in, before it’s too cold! 🤣
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess the Scrubs are finding out that Padre means Daddy! Good thing about now being a casual fan, after having my diehard fan hood murdered by greed, is I no longer have to cross fingers 🤞🏼, beg the universe, chew my nails or cry. I simply recognize the failure & turn it off. Maybe next year. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Heavenly Birthday to: Buddy Rich, Deborah Kerr, Truman Capote, Robin Roberts, Cissy Houston, Frankie Lymon, Jack Wild & Ashleigh Aston Moore!!!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today’s Birthdays: Angie Dickinson-95, Len Cariou-87, Vondie Curtis Hall-76, Barry Williams-72, Fran Drescher-69, Eric Stoltz-65, Kathleen Madigan-61, Andrea Roth-59 & Amy Landecker-57!!!!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rest in peace ❤️
yahoo.com
Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75
The actor became a fixture of the beloved 1990s teen sitcom as Principal Richard Belding, known for his "Hey, hey, hey" catchphrase.
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Heavenly Birthday to: Enrico Fermi, Greer Garson, Gene Autry, Anita Ekberg, Jerry Lee Lewis, Larry Linville, Madeline Kahn, Drake Hogestyn, Ken Weatherwax & Stephen “Twitch” Boss!!!!!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today’s Birthdays: Ian McShane-84, Bryant Gumbel-78, Dale Dickey-65, Chrissy Metz-46, Kelly McCreary-45, Adore Delano-37, Nicholas Galitzine-32 & Halsey-32!!!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of this shit should be illegal. Hell, it should be illegal just to make anyone know of this chuds existence. However, since this dingus has repeatedly scammed people (his followers? How TF does anyone follow this dimwit?) part of the blame is on the fools who repeatedly trusted him, after he
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i am jack's complete lack of surprise
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a good thing 🦅 fly so well, because you all need to get your ass-whooped butts outta Chicago! Buh Bye now! 👋🏼 Go Bears! 🐻
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
John Oliver lists off just some of Ken Paxton’s scandals: “Paxton spent nearly 9 years under indictment for securities fraud... He was also accused of bribery and abuse of office by eight of his own top deputies... But wait, because I'm still not done.”
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One more follow up question, coach: Whom exactly were you screaming “You’re a pussy” at on a nationally broadcast game? Just wondering, thanks dickhead!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Taking a nice 🛁 before the 🐻 game. Expecting it to be a difficult game to watch 🤦🏻‍♂️ but you never know. I’m regretting leaving on the pregame show on ESPN as hardly any of the dimwits they have on there understand the nuances of vocal inflections & constantly yell. Fucking untalented troglodytes 🙄
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, well that’s a big difference! 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄🤦🏻‍♂️
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Chris Farley: Well La Dee Fricken Da!
ALT: Chris Farley: Well La Dee Fricken Da!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Senile Satan is completely passed out again in the Oval Office. I don’t care. The part that bothers me is that he keeps waking up.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just on time, there’s another fucking caravan. You can’t make this shit up. Anyone buying this is a complete moron
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Agreed. Go away Rahm! 🤮
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Man's Random Get Away Reaction
ALT: Man's Random Get Away Reaction
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Heavenly Birthday to: Thomas Crapper, Ed Sullivan, Al Capp, William Windom, Koko Taylor, Brigitte Bardot, Rod Roddy, Ben E King, JT Walsh & Christopher Evan Welch!!!!!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today’s Birthdays: Janeane Garofalo-62, Moon Unit Zappa-59, Mira Sorvino-59, Naomi Watts-58, Jerrika Hinton-45, St Vincent-44, Hilary Duff-39, Hana Mae Lee-38 & Keir Gilchrist-34!!!!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember most of these! Banana Splits was my favorite 👍🏼
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Weird 70s Kids TV Shows!
YouTube video by Rhetty for History
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Heavenly Birthday to: Jayne Meadows, William Conrad, Sada Thompson, Greg Morris, Wilford Brimley, Don Cornelius & Patrick Muldoon!!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today’s Birthdays: Liz Torres-79, Shaun Cassidy-68, Marc Maron-63, Stephan Jenkins-62, Tamara Taylor-56 & Carrie Brownstein-52!!!!!!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MTG knows the GOP playbook inside and out because she spent years helping write the damn thing.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An important follow up to the original bombshell reporting. Link: buff.ly/UEL8tLM
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's how we get Medicare for All done: Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!) Include vision, dental, and hearing. Begin extending to more people, starting with children. We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy Heavenly Birthday to: Edmund Gwenn, TS Eliot, George Gershwin, Julie London, Donna Douglas, Lou Myers, Mary Beth Hurt, Lynn Anderson, Olivia Newton John & Shannon Hoon!!!!!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today’s Birthdays: Kent McCord-84, Linda Hamilton-70, Melissa Sue Anderson-64, Joey Soloway-61, Ben Shenkman-58, Shawn Stockman-54 & Serena Williams-45!!!!!!!
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 25/09/2026
NEW: We published our investigation, in partnership with @pablo.show, about Tim Tebow’s involvement with Life Surge, a Christian financial seminar company. Now, one day after our investigation was published, the legendary quarterback announced that he’s “pausing” his work with Life Surge.
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Tim Tebow “pausing” Christian seminar promotion after our investigation
“I think the allegations are extremely serious."
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 24/09/2026
Good morning: youtu.be/uh7s2jr0b48?...
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We Investigated the Christian "Scam" Fronted by Tim Tebow | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember many years ago, many people fell for Tim Teblow publicly displaying his performative good Christian BS. I tried to tell people he’s just doing it for himself & that Jesus actually spoke about this exact crap. Finally he’s being exposed. Grifter! Thanks Pablo Torre! 👍🏼
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve always loved the Chevrolet Corvette. It’s legendary and always gorgeous (well, mostly). Because absolutely nobody has demanded this, I have gone through a lot of thought and ranked the eight generations of them. This is based solely upon my opinion and exclusively for their appearance.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville’s Florida adventures.
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bought a special bottle a couple days ago, to celebrate the impending big day! 🤘🏼🤣👍🏼🥂🍾
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The Trump Obituary Song
YouTube video by Bruce W. Nelson
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The auctioneers are hilarious 🤭😆🤣
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching Mecum the past few days, I see that a trend has made its way into vehicles. First witnessed in fashion & furniture, people are now intentionally making their vehicles appear distressed, using either paint or wraps, to make it appear rusty or damaged. Sorry, but all this proves in all the
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Heavenly Birthday to: William Faulkner, Aldo Ray, Barbara Walters, Shel Silverstein, Juliet Prowse, Christopher Reeve & Michael Madsen!!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today’s Birthdays: Robert Walden-83, Michael Douglas-82, Cheryl Tiegs-79, Mimi Kennedy-78, Anson Williams-77, Mark Hamill-75, Jayne Houdyshell-73, Heather Locklear-65 & Aida Turturro-64!!!!!!!!!
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Girth Brooks @coyoteman65.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are many stories similar to this at a multitude of universities. The perpetual lack of even a modicum of justice in this country is why I’ll always cheer for people like Luigi & wish Dexter Morgan was a real person & cloned!
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