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Ashley 🐓🌱

@coyotebee.bsky.social
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Artist, mama, wife, chicken keeper, mess maker. AuDHD and still learning. Politics are my special interest and I'm making it everyone's problem. Minnesotan supremacy.

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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really just the most evil deportation option. No reason for it except to be evil.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He looks like the bisquick soup dumplings I made last week.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone really should have suggested "super tech intelligence" as the new name.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow! What a deal!
Flyer at HyVee Grocery store advertising a fuel  discount of $4.24/gallon.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh I'm about to get DUMPED on
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every time I see the "trans kids sports" debate I think of the many hefty girls with hairy chins I threw shot put with and just know how their lives would've been hell if we were living in the current zeitgeist. How many kids aren't competing being the transvestigators harrass them out of it?
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tummy turner praying: please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know it's not what anyone wants to hear, but it's a waste of time and energy trying to deprogram MAGA. It's not worth it. They have to deprogram themselves. Our energy is better spent recruiting and activating non-political people and fence sitters.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Who will be leftover when he's finally dragged out? Who will be leftover to pick up the pieces? How many lives will be lost and how many careers abandoned in the churn?
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know it's by design, rage to keep your attention, but it does the opposite for me and makes me leave without doing what I came to do. I wish there was a way to purge all "suggested" posts.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If said it a hundred times, but I really hate that the only way my locals organize is on FB and the only way to get local news is on FB because every time I go there for those things I'm bombarded with something else that ruins my day.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So uh, can anybody tell me the least evil company to buy a new toilet seat from?
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My kid, listening to MPR with me in the car: mom, what's a Donald Trump? Oh boy.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
*screams in military family*
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is so insulting to those soldiers. I'm livid.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Later this week we're driving 20 hours to visit family, and 20 hours back a few days later, and I'm starting to worry that... there might be shortages. Or massive price spike. Or something. It feels like bad timing, but I was also too early screaming about COVID.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I totally read this as "fuck you, becky."
Email from Tatcha: "Fukubiki is coming soon."
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
What's the argument for every state pres primary being a different day? Kinda fucks over 3/4 of the party because candidates drop like flies after like the first 3 states. Why can't we have primaries all on the same day?
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm really glad I said "fuck no" to trying the low FODMAP elimination diet. It would've made me miserable and I would've learned nothing. Turns out the answer is corn. Eating corn ruins my stomach, except straight from the cob for whatever reason.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Daily reminder the AI Google search is unreliable. Incredibly wrong hahahah
Google search results summary that says: "The upcoming The Odyssey is an epic fantasy film directed by Fede Álvarez, featuring a reported budget of $250 million and an R rating. The 2-hour and 52-minute adaptation stars Elliot Page as Odysseus, Zendaya, and Matt Damon."
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Costco wtf is this ai shit.
Screen shot of a "back 2 school" ad that looks like shitty ai graphics
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have failed you again, lectern. 😩
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
She's got more hairspray than brains
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oh my fucking god
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Something something accusations something something confessions
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have a feeling his info dump will be forgotten in a few days because it will be nothing.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trump really looks like shit tonight. He sounds like he's been yelling for hours, they freshly spray painted his face, and he's sway and clutching the podium.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Did they pick Lindsey Graham's sister bc then on the ballot it will be the same last name? Is this a bigotry of low expectations type thing and they expect their voters to go "oh I know this name" and vote for her? Because otherwise it's weird af to pick his sister who has NO political experience.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well she does have insider knowledge on staff propping up an insane old man to hold on to power, so this might be a confession.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
God is really giving democrats the best possible chance to take the senate during a shitty map year and it is up to the democrats to not fuck up with God is giving them.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Serious question: is Graham really enough of a target for assassination? I haven't heard anything about assassinations except about targeting Trump.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cannot fucking believe I woke up in the middle of the night 15 mins after Linday Graham announced passing and just so happened to check my phone. I hate nuking my eyeballs at night like that.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
vaxxed?
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At long last, Mitch McCo—wait, what?
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Senate Seat pick up chances in South Carolina???? Or pipe dream???
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I made the mistake turning on the radio going to daycare. MPR had a detailed segment on where the Renee Good murder investigation is, and it was a gut punch, a stitches ripped moment. It took everything I had to not sob on the highway, my 4yo asking questions about what was said. It's all so fucked
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wouldn't it be easy for McConnell staffers to just release a photo of Mitch in his hospital bed to prove he's alive? We all know he's old and retiring, it's not like he has an image to protect
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Whenever I get a migraine I feel like i need to drill a hole in my head to relieve the pressure
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Think I found the answer, @parkroseperma.bsky.social
One vid: "they want poop-filter drones powered by AI." the next vid: "Why the US is losing the drone war."
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Jfc leave us ALONE, you freaks!
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I've come to the conclusion most people don't actually know what "raw dog" actually means and just assume it means "unassisted." And it makes reading a lot of posts and comments REALLY weird.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Our economy is going to fucking implode jfc
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I planted garbanzo, pinto, and soy beans this year yaaaay beans~
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Ajovy did the same for me, just a life changing medication. Went from 20 migraines a month to less than 5. Congrats!!
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
We relocated them to the prairie near our house, well hidden by the grass. Hopefully they'll carry on okay, and away from my garden. I've never held a wild rabbit before, they were more docile and easy going than some store rabbits I've encountered.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My 4yo found 8 young rabbits by our barn.... and a dead adult rabbit nearby. From what I've read online, these tiny docile guys are technically old enough to fend for themselves. But they're living right next to our barn, where our 2 cats will definitely kill them.
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Ashley 🐓🌱 @coyotebee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Baby bunnies~
A young child returns a young bunny to it's burrow in tall grass, another young bunny watches from inside the burrow.A few young rabbits packed into a grassy burrow.
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Nicolas Robert @robertsnickc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
‘Brown-Eyed Girl.’ #Painting by Feszty Masa (1920) #art
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Again they don’t actually want to prevent violence
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