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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I’d like to slowly alienate everyone in my life by gradually making every conversation about my big idea which I haven’t had yet

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I’d like to be consumed by a big idea pretty soon

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This weekend isn’t a good time for me to bleed for 20 days due to have I work on Monday. You can imagine how a cycle like this begins

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Getting off birth control is so hard because it’s like “I’m waiting for a good time to bleed for 20 days straight and feel like shit” so I’ve been putting it off for now two and a half years

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It is one of the great generational mysteries that jamiroquai is not on the despicable me soundtrack

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When you live in a townhouse and your neighbor with 5 kids whips out 12 skeletons for Halloween it’s like. Now I know exactly how much space you’re working with in that house and either you have a tunnel system or those kids all share a room bc their dad didn’t think 10 skeletons was enough

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“And the fish, I suppose, were full of fish happiness”

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Banana ball player is a new gender that feels really special to me

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Unfortunately for everyone in my life I have discovered banana ball

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sorry I was late to work I witnessed a natural phenomenon

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m still dancing tho!!!! Literally learning bachata tonight to ward it off

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If it ease your mind the rain seems only forecasted late at night and not during day or evening

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Beautiful and fat hog about to be jettisoned to the burbs

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How come I gotta pack up my bindle sack and brave the Bermuda Triangle to get some decent curry paste

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Appoint me to secretary of defense and I will make SURE there is Mae Ploy in every grocery store

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Dude. Can you not become evil right before the wedding man

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Living in an area where every gym nearby has the review “the worst or second worst location of [chain gym] I’ve ever been to” is tough bc worst or second worst is all I’m working with so please compare them to each other

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The fact the fish emulsion fertilizer and tamarind paste look and smell basically the same had the potential to be ruinous but it’s actually just made fish emulsion far more tolerable

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My life’s great delight is when normal people understand they can say their strangest phrases and thoughts to me yes! Yes! I’m the audience you’ve been looking for to do an impression of a medieval peasant at the Apple Store to

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Even on 70 miles a week running I never had a resting heart rate below 75 #birdsquad

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How are you not falling asleep 😭😭

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Blessed be my dragon is happy with or without his hoard (he doesn’t know about tucking his tail in)

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

How many rebar spikes to the shin can a boy take

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Same people who be “following up” with 3 questions you answered like one email ago like pick a struggle yall

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If my groundhog live trap catches some meddling mouse by which I mean rat I stg

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You mean the company that pioneered the idea of ai use in the US military is now saying that could be catastrophic for all militaries to have access to it?? If only everyone in the world knew that already and yall just wanted more money

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So much news about anthropic insiders saying “10% chance ai kills all humans by 2030” like did ai tell you that? Shut the hell up and sell your tech stocks for the cause if you mean it

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Seriously when I need a laugh I just think of my gf asking if I could do a push up with her on my back and her saying she “really thinks I could” and I had to explain I definitely can’t even do Up with her on my back

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Roommate and gf decided he’d be best in a hairdye commercial gf in a perfume commercial and I would be on a commercial for Dr. scholls which I don’t even wear

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I love that people are not asking if there was an infestation it’s “did they live there” as if the plant was eminent domain of the spiders homes

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

3 cop at the doors in 2months last night answered and just kept brushing my teeth while he told me what was up (roommates car stolen from in front of our house)

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It’s just like when they say the name of the movie

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Blaming my bad bedtime on my gf and my roommate staying downstairs to watch live George Michael performances while I get ready for bed

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Every day time I check the weather where my aunt lives in Ireland the aqi is 2 which I don’t think I’ve ever breathed in my life

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So to know that I have them bc of the egg sacs is epic

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Parasitoid wasps parasitize soooo many garden pests aphids, beetles, hornworms, basically anything you don’t want around. Plus they pollinate. They’re general predators of pests in a way almost nothing else is and you rarely know if you have them bc many of the beneficial ones are too small to see

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Those white things are parasitic wasp cocoons!!!!

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Shut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026