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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He/him lesbians have been around longer than any of us have been alive.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's always presented as a haunting dread. the ordeal isn't over. the cycle will start all over again in another nine months. no bro, i am simply aborting that hell fetus.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
there's an entire genre of horror movie endings that just don't hit if you have 0 problem with birth control and abortion. Oh no the demon impregnated you! girl the ritual happened last night you have time to grab some plan b. ghost zapped himself into your tummy? planned parenthood exists
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Xeni Flowers | Horse Destroyer @xeniflowers.com · 14/06/2026
A Furagon that eats your soul with their unending stare 🔹 Shirts & Stickers 🔹 Prints & Posters #art #furby #dragon
Digital color illustration of a long, furry Furby dragon in pastel colors. Title at bottom reads: Furagon. Its hair and mane go all the way down the top of its body, ending in a long tail with lots of long strands of hair. Its body is curled and twisting in loops and semicircles. Its mouth and eyes are wide open and it's staring intently past the canvas with small pupils.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
goblin nipple goblin nipple goblin nipple goblin nipple goblin nipple goblin nipple
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i mean i suppose the scarlet woman might not be a sex worker she might just be a slut. shrimpteresting.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
oh cool blood on the clocktower not only has an evil sex worker character role but it also has a sex worker role whose mechanic involves dying eventually. i love living in a world where my friends are either evil or disposable. i love having a cool progressive hobby which wants my people dead.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I do think in addition to shooting them, John Brown probably did argue with the people he shot.
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A limerick. Based on a true story.
A drawing of my as my little troll avatar, working on comics at my desk. The limerick reads "There once was a man who drew comics, because art is one of life's tonics. He continued to draw in spite of the flaw that the practice was bad economics."
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NPR @npr.org · 31/03/2026
NPR art director and illustrator Jackie Lay tells the story of Hatshepsut, who is widely regarded as one of the greatest pharaohs in Egypt's history — but whose legacy was erased for over 3,000 years. n.pr/4s4KBOO
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One of the first people known to change their gender was an ancient Egyptian pharaoh
NPR art director and illustrator Jackie Lay tells the story of Hatshepsut, who is widely regarded as one of the greatest pharaohs in Egypt's history — but whose legacy was erased for over 3,000 years.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
im only a lesbian i can't handle this
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
NOTHING is as important as this giant taxidermied lion
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
the GIANT TAXIDERMIED LION
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"wh*res of christ!!!!" excuse you demon these women very much do NOT get paid for their service to christ. christ don't pay for shit!!!
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
second thought: is it still nunsploitation
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
today's movie: agnes, a modern nun horror first thought: oh look!! sean gunn is gonna be here!!!
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
biting the bars of my enclosure every day until the haute & freddy album comes out
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Mel Gillman @mgillman.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
A little holiday card I got to draw for a public library last year that I’m still proud of; happy almost-new-year ✨
A colored pencil illustration of a mouse with a scarf and a hat, delivering presents to animals in burrows underground — a jar of flies for a spotted salamander, a carrot for a rabbit, and cheese for a big party of various small woodland creatures.  Text reads: On the coldest nights, remember: we have all the tools we will need and all the hands it will take to build the world we want to see in the spring.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
turned hte movie off because i fucking could not do it!!!! im gonna watch The Librarian: Quest For The Spear instead,
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the other thing about abigail vs this movie is that the characters are. interesting.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
everyone here making jokes about Meat's name but they're only making cow jjokes when there are SO many types of meat in the world
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
really tragic that im coming in to this comparing it to Abilgail (2024) which, by virtue of beingg Radio Silence, is good and bloody
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
what is the fucking point of a godt damn cold open in a horror movie if no one's gonna spray the camera with blood
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
a bunch of men measuring their dicks and their reputations and trying to be clever as while a coffin sits in between them and NO ONE HAS BEEN INJURED AT ALL
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
(gritting my teeth) i love when a movie has 1 singular woman in it
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
please please please someone fucking die soon im a simple girl who loves blood and guts and plot happening
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
watching Cryptic (2014) which promised to be Abigail (2024 or whatever) but so far is simply boring. really sounds like a student film.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
also why is it christian in this exact way.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
the problem is that fundamentally the story of The Black Phone is over and there was no reason to have a sequel. sometimes a really good movie can just live by itself.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
for all that i shouted "yes" when the mask got taken off to show Makeup, i also said "no" flatly when gwen went for a kiss.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
really getting caught up in what's Cool not what's satisfying
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
faceless grabber faceless grabber faceless grabber faceless grabber
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
gwen's actor kinda turned into a knockoff chloe grace moretz and that's not a great look for the movie. not that cgm is a bad actor but because her hashtag edge is not appropriate for this character imo
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i did shout "fuuuuck yeahhh" when the grabber took off half of his mask to reveal a bunch of grody bitz, so that's nice.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
we really do so much with the grabber's makeup and the horror of dealing with a frozen lake and then also! "you have to fight back" [15 seconds later] "i'm fighting back"
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
HOWEVER the evil ghost ice skates now so that's cool
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The Black Phone 2 manages to take an okay conceit and remove all the gravitas by having people say what they are thinking.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
what if.... on top of destroying ice.... we destroy dhs.... what if we finally destroy post 9-11 security state..... what if.... what..... if.....
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
what if i follow up watching one incredibly mid movie starring sigourney weaver with ANOTHER incredibly mid movie starring sigourney weaver......
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
wow that definitely was a film i have observed. not sure it was worth it but.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
elizabeth olsen's character is such an afterthought. she really is a sexy lamp
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
FASCINATED by this post-grad who lives in an abandoned warehouse and has one (1) acorn squash on his desk
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
the way this movie thinks black people are ghosts..... interesting.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
CLASSIC scrub mistake of a film. can't let sigourney weaver die in your movie, then there's no reason to watch it.
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
much less compelling now that there isn't sigourney weaver in it
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
this movie feels like its ten thousand times longer than it actually is
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i long to be in this weird class about debunking psychic phenomena
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covertwallace.bsky.social @covertwallace.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
me, holding a gun to every psychic spiritual surgery person:
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