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Andrew Couts

@couts.bsky.social
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Security & Investigations Director at @WIRED.com. Send tips and/or dog pics. Signal: couts.01

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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
is this shirt white and green or blue and blue?
T-shirt for sale, listed as light blue with a blue logo, hanging from a black hanger against a black background
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
man the sun looks freaking wild through all this wildfire smoke
photo of the sun looking red-orange in the top-left corner, a grayish-brown sky, and some leaves
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
turns out rich people are willing to pay more to live in a place with a cool mayor
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
shot, chaser www.wired.com/story/meta-s... about.fb.com/news/2026/06...
Screenshot of a WIRED article: "Meta Silently Added Face-Recognition Code for Its Smart Glasses to Millions of Phones"Screenshot a of a Meta press release: "The Future Is for Everyone: Free AI Glasses for Every Blind Veteran in America"
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Huge congratulations to @dmehro.bsky.social, @agreenberg.bsky.social, & everyone at @wired.com who worked on this piece—the culmination of more than a year of excellent iterative reporting on an under-covered story. Read here: www.wired.com/story/school...
Tweet announcing the Deadline Club Award, 2026 for Magazine Feature Reporting
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
monday fit check
bearded bespectacled white guy in a black beanie and sweatshirt with a black cat on his shoulder
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy 7th birthday to my eternal sidekick, Lucio! Stay loud, fast, and kind, my friend.
A plush coat, black and tan German shepherd lays regally on a deck looking at the camera
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
rolling into the weekend like
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Less than two weeks ago, we thought we might lose our pup Truffle due to serious medical issues. Tonight, I think she had the best walk of her life.
Yellow lab leans backwards on a couch to give some kisses
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
today’s like
cat and man, stupefied
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
can someone smarter than me calculate how much the Staples Baddie should be worth
Year to date Staples stock price, which roughly coincides with the publish date of the first viral video by @blvixx on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xDcc7f/
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
officially have a shoulder cat
black kitten sits on the shoulder of a bearded white guy wearing glasses in an orange beanie, gray hoodie, and green shirt
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Some guerrilla poster people (NOT @wired.com) are putting up these signs in SF with a link to this @regret.bsky.social and @mattburgess1.bsky.social story: www.wired.com/story/grok-i... Photo by @thiccreese.bsky.social
Man puts up a poster on a wall in San Francisco that reads "ELON EMPOWERS PEDOS" with this link at the bottom: https://www.wired.com/story/grok-is-generating-sexual-content-far-more-graphic-than-whats-on-x/
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
happy Major Questions Doctrine Friday to all who celebrate www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
There is no exception to the major questions doctrine for emergency
statutes. Nor does the fact that tariffs implicate foreign affairs render
the doctrine inapplicable. The Framers gave “Congress alone” the
power to impose tariffs during peacetime.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
tfw your new kitten helps you clean out a clogged drain
kitten, black, sits on the shoulder of a bearded white guy in glasses, both looking horrified at what they’re looking at, as they should.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
NEW: ICE is crashing the US court system in Minnesota. Thanks to Trump's push to detain an unprecedented number of people, and its attempt to kill bond hearings, petitions to secure people's release from custody have skyrocketed. @regret.bsky.social w/ the scoop: www.wired.com/story/ice-cr...
Chart showing a staggering jump in habeas petitions in US court in January, far outpacing all other types of cases.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Meme: "We're all conspiracy theorists now"
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The FAA has lifted the airspace closure over El Paso.
FAA: "The temporary closure of airspace over El Paso has been lifted. There is no threat to commercial aviation. All flights will resume as normal."
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
new nightmare to prep for
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
nyc rn
snow vs no snow curb depths
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
WARNING, fellow journalists: As @nicoschmidt.io explains, attackers are trying to hijack reporters' Signal accounts by tricking people into handing over their 2FA codes. www.linkedin.com/posts/nicosc...
In the last days, there has been an unprecedented attack targeting investigative journalists trying to seize their Signal accounts. This has gone largely unreported.

I have been repeatedly targeted by phishing, and I learned that also colleagues from other outlets were targeted, with the attackers unfortunately managing to compromise at least one colleague’s account. What’s worrying: this doesn’t seem like an isolated case. A broader wave is apparently hitting journalists (and some civil society actors) via Signal.

How it works: Attackers message you on Signal pretending to be “Signal Support,” warning about “suspicious activity,” and urging you to “re-verify” your account. Once you accept the chat, you receive a real Signal SMS verification code, because the attacker is actively trying to register your number on a new device. If you share that code, you’re handing them the keys. 

Signal’s extra protection is the Signal PIN. If an attacker also tricks you into giving up your PIN (or you don’t have strong protections enabled), they can see your contacts and networks, potentially join chats going forward, and lock you out by changing settings. 

Quick protections worth doing today:
- Signal will never contact you via a two-way in-app support chat. Treat those messages as hostile. 
- Never share SMS codes, Signal PIN, or anything called “registration lock.” 
- Turn on Registration Lock (Settings → Account → Registration Lock). 
- If you see a “safety number changed” alert: verify the person via a different channel (call/video), not just Signal text. 
- Report + block suspicious requests, and review linked devices. 

If you work with sensitive sources: this isn’t just about losing an account, it’s about exposing networks. Please share this with colleagues who rely on Signal day-to-day.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
For those keeping tabs at home, in a new filing in response to the Minnesota/Twin Cities lawsuit against Noem/DHS, the DOJ says there are "approximately 3,000" ICE and CBP officers and agents in the Minneapolis metro area. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
In response to the Court’s question during the argument held on January 26, 2026,
the Department of Homeland Security has advised that there are currently approximately
3,000 officers and agents with ICE and CBP conducting immigration enforcement actions
in the greater Minneapolis area.UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
DISTRICT OF MINNESOTA
________________________________________________________________________
STATE OF MINNESOTA, by and
through its Attorney General Keith Ellison,
CITY OF MINNEAPOLIS, and
CITY OF ST. PAUL
 Plaintiffs,
v. Case No. 0:26-cv-00190-KMM-DJF

KRISTI NOEM, in her official capacity as
Secretary of the U.S. Department of
Homeland Security; JOHN CONDON, in his
official capacity as Acting Executive Associate
Director of Homeland Security Investigations;
U.S. Department of Homeland Security;
TODD LYONS, in his official capacity as Acting
Director of U.S. Immigration and Customs
Enforcement; MARCOS CHARLES, in his
official capacity as Acting Executive Associate
Director, Enforcement and Removal Operations;
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement;
RODNEY SCOTT, in his official capacity as
Commissioner of U.S. Customs and Border
Protection; U.S. Customs and Border Protection;
GREGORY BOVINO, in his official capacity
as Commander of the U.S. Border Patrol; U.S. Border
Patrol; DAVID EASTERWOOD, in his official
capacity as Acting Director, Saint Paul Field Office,
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement,
in their official capacities,
 Defendants.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
and so it begins
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
for example
Joona, a black lab on the left, reels up like a nutter with a big smile on his face as Saggio, a German shepherd on the right, gives a tongue-filled smile on the left in a snowy field
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
the face of eternal spite
pissed off rooster at the vet wrapped in a towel
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
in other news, i had to take my rooster to the vet because he stopped crowing. turns out, he’s perfectly healthy and was just protesting some mysterious injustice
white and black rooster laying in a gray dog carrier.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Truffle has a new best friend, Libby. They’re in love.
A yellow lab, Truffle, lays on a beige leather couch and a yellow pillow with her best friend, Libby, a mostly black Pyrenees mix
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
someone’s tired from Thanksgiving
black and tan german shepherd lays on a blue pillow on a bed with old-timey lady wallpaper in the back
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Lucio wants you to know, it’s totally okay to go to bed early.
Laying on a couch, a black-and-tan, plush-coat German shepherd takes some face pets in front of a stove.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Pro tip: You can watch the @hellgatenyc.com livestream on your smart TV via the YouTube app (or here: www.youtube.com/live/fKA4Vpk...)
pic of Hellgate’s 2025 election night coverage
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Truffle appreciation post: She’s the weirdest Labrador I’ve ever met, and cooler than anyone else I know.
truffle in the foreground looking like a goober with her brother, lucio, in the backgrounda yellow lab doing big-noser in the bed
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
This scoop is sponsored by Summer Bean, the Bed Stuy street rescue
Summer, a long haired tuxedo cat, is skeptical about your pets
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
i’ve really been slackin on dogs pics recently, forgive me
black and white dog and yellow lab in a sit on grass, smilingblack and tan german shepherd with an orange ball in his mouth running toward the camera on the left, as a yellow lab stares off to the right looking for her friend to arrive
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Read this Globe piece for the great local reporting, stay for a banger kicker
Several of the people employed there declined to speak with the Globe late last week as they walked from the center to their cars. When a reporter pressed a buzzer on the front door and identified himself, a person on the other end of the line said he would see if anyone was available to talk.

About 15 minutes later, an armed private security contractor exited the building and handed the reporter a sticky note with the phone number for ICE’s Washington-based Office of Public Affairs scrawled on it.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
The @wired.com crew paid a visit to our mural in Brooklyn.
Me and other wired people in front of our politics issue cover mural
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The Department of Housing and Urban Development has picked a side www.hud.gov#openModal
"The Radical Left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish list of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people."
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
in other news, Lucio smells something good
black and tan german shepherd smells something in the air
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Do yourself a favor and read the judge's order tossing Trump's lawsuit against the @nytimes.com because it was so badly written. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Even under the most generous and lenient application of Rule 8, the complaint is decidedly improper and impermissible. The pleader initially alleges an electoral victory by President Trump “in historic fashion” — by “trouncing” the opponent — and alludes to “persistent election interference from the legacy media, led
most notoriously by the New York Times.” The pleader alludes to “the halcyon
days” of the newspaper but complains that the newspaper has become a “fullthroated mouthpiece of the Democrat party,” which allegedly resulted in the “deranged endorsement” of President Trump’s principal opponent in the most recent
presidential election. The reader of the complaint must labor through allegations,
such as “a new journalistic low for the hopelessly compromised and tarnished ‘Gray
Lady.’” The reader must endure an allegation of “the desperate need to defame with
a partisan spear rather than report with an authentic looking glass” and an allegation
that “the false narrative about ‘The Apprentice’ was just the tip of Defendants’ melting iceberg of falsehoods.” Similarly, in one of many, often repetitive, and laudatory
(toward President Trump) but superfluous allegations, the pleader states, “‘The...
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Amid the news of last week, I had to make the hardest decision a pet parent has to make to keep my pal Bandit from suffering more from an aggressive cancer. He was a sweet, quirky guy—but above all, he was a great friend to the other cats in our house. RIP, my friend. You are forever missed.
Bandit, a tuxedo cat, lays on an ottoman covered in a green blanket, looking up at the camera Bandit (middle) lays with Wiley (right) and Saggio (left)
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Just in: The FBI has released images of the suspected Charlie Kirk shooter, asking people for help ID'ing
White man in baseball hat, black sunglasses, and a long-sleeve t-shirt with what appears to be the American flag and a bald eagle on it.White man in baseball hat, black sunglasses, and a long-sleeve t-shirt with what appears to be the American flag and a bald eagle on it.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Update: The person of interest in Kirk’s murder has been released, the FBI director says. The search for the shooter continues.
“The subject in custody has been released after an interrogation by law enforcement.  Our investigation continues and we will continue to release information in interest of transparency”
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
saved this bee from drowning in the dog pool and feeling pretty good about it.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
tfw your dog’s friend goes home after a two-week stay and she can finally really relax
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
OSINT folks, the bar has been raised
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
we adopted a Brooklyn street cat off of reddit (of all places) and she’s finally starting to feel at home.
long-haired tuxedo cat with a crunch face, a toy, and a lot of bravery
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Here's the relevant section of law under which Trump is taking over DC's Metropolitan Police. It appears as though it will require an act of Congress (a joint resolution) for the takeover to extend beyond 30 days. dccouncil.gov/wp-content/u...
Screenshot that reads:

SEC. 740. [D.C. Official Code ' 1-207.40] (a) Notwithstanding any other provision of
law, whenever the President of the United States determines that special conditions of an
emergency nature exist which require the use of the Metropolitan Police force for Federal
purposes, he may direct the Mayor to provide him, and the Mayor shall provide, such services of
the Metropolitan Police force as the President may deem necessary and appropriate. In no case,
however, shall such services made available pursuant to any such direction under this subsection
extend for a period in excess of forty-eight hours unless the President has, prior to the expiration
of such period, notified the Chairmen and ranking minority members of the Committees on the
District of Columbia of the Senate and the House of Representatives, in writing, as to the reason
for such direction and the period of time during which the need for such services is likely to
continue.
(b) Subject to the provisions of subsection (c) of this section, such services made
available in accordance with subsection (a) of this section shall terminate upon the end of such
emergency, the expiration of a period of thirty days following the date on which such services
are first made available, or the enactment into law of a joint resolution by the Congress providing
for such termination, whichever first occurs.

(c) Notwithstanding the foregoing provisions of this section, in any case in which such
services are made available in accordance with the provisions of subsection (a) of this section
during any period of an adjournment of the Congress sine die, such services shall terminate upon
the end of the emergency, the expiration of the thirty-day period following the date on which
Congress first convenes following such adjournment, or the enactment into law of a joint
resolution by the Congress providing for such termination, whichever first occurs.
(d) Except to the extent provided for in subsection (c) o…
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
ending the weekend like
yellow lab and black and tan German shepherd look ridiculous while playing in a blue baby pool in a back yard
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
pups exhausted by vacation
german shepherd sleeping in a chairpile of dogs in a bed while a woman reads amongst themblack lab asleep in a chair with a woman snuggling hergerman shepherd sleep on a deck
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
just got back from vacation. this is what was doing all last week. what’d i miss?
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
don’t tempt me
chickenyellow labblack catridiculous creature
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