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Hopeful Chump

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I don't know what I'm doing more than half of the time

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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 10h
I saw them at Mutiny
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 15h
Right? If you had given me a million guesses I never would have been able to come up with her opponent
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Ruha Benjamin @ruha9.bsky.social · 18h
I’m in DC scheduled to give this talk today. But the organizers flagged slides in my deck that mention racism, structural gaslighting, New Jim Code and other themes that are off limits in the Land of the Free.
APA Women’s Leadership Institute event flyer with “keynote speaker” crossed out with a red X
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 20h
It is wild to me that medical schools can still have debates about whether women/POC feel pain the way white men do, and that biologists still debate whether fish or insects--beings with corporeal bodies--can feel pain. Yet here AI peddlers are, asking us to take a machine's pain seriously. BFFR
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff says that Mike Collins has "hired half the Third Reich to staff your congressional office"
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought you closed the PhD tab?
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cannot wait to hear what Nilla Wafers does next
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's a line from Oh, Mary! I think about a lot these days. It's something like "What better preparation is there for perfect happiness than three consecutive decades of disappointment?"
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/jort...
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
During this allergy season, I'm begging medical science once again to invent a way for me to remove the front of my head so I can rinse my sinuses under the tap
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You are going to learn so much about (and be terrified of) botulism. Modern canning instructions are not messing around
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He is going to be so huge. I can't believe he's only 3-4 months old
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(picture of the happiest boy in the world)
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or croak MADAME. Women can be anything
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Myself in ten years’ time” m.youtube.com/shorts/iae3c...
m.youtube.com
Matthew McConaughey Oscar Speech | My Hero Is Me in 10 Years | Motivational Short | Be Your Own Hero
YouTube video by Dr Aman Kapoor
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I was trying to get my neck back this year” 😂😂😂
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe that dog had bad vibes
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Leonie Swann (Three Bags Full) has a series with elderly folks solving mysteries. There are some similarities to Thursday Murder Club, but these old folks are a lot crabbier/more annoyed at being called on to solve problems for everyone. It's the Agnes Sharp series
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My neighborhood garage sale used to have a family that fried lumpia to order and I miss those folks all the time. Ridiculously delicious. (We still have the pupusa family though)
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, all of his friends keep talking about his sensual welcomes
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This could be a still from one of our colonoscopies. We're going to sue
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What, you don't swallow your ice cream cones whole? Everyone in my family does this
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have you seen the BBC series A Stitch in Time? I believe the whole thing is available on YouTube and may give you more ideas. It's looking at historical fashion and having seamstresses remake the pieces to see how they wear on the body. It's super interesting!
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lookin pretty coo
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They aren’t just stealing everything that is left they are making sure only men can hoard it. I don’t know what else to tell you.
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All I see is the sweetest of babies. Maybe you posted the wrong picture?
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Damon Kiesow @kiesow.net · 03/10/2026
A negative externality is a shifting of costs. As the cost of a transactional communication shrinks to zero for a business they are incentivized to massively scale their funnel and so massively increase the time wasted by 99% of the recipients of a message. We only have 24 hours in a day.
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh he’s the cutest (in a billion way tie with all other kitties)
A black cat pokes his head over a white tabletop while sitting in a chair. There are no thoughts, only cute
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Baby Squid used to do that too. It might have been a teething issue? He grew out of it (teenage Squid pic for reference)
A very comfy black cat sleeps on his back on a pillow
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Otis dislikes everyone but me and would be delighted if I went no contact with the rest of the world to spend all my time with him
A very judgy tuxedo cat sitting on a quilt
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whole series would feel like a hug. First book explores a rash of lunch thefts and a touchy city councilman, plus trying to get a friend treated for her sleep apnea
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would read a dozen books with Pontheolla Abernathy and her ragtag group of friends solving Encyclopedia Brown-caliber mysteries
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That influencer got his shit rock-em-socked
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hooray!
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I take the butter dish out of the fridge, a round little imp shows up
Fat black cat on a little rug, looking hopeful
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
shirley jackson you tell em www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...
ar and away the greatest menace to the writer—any writer, beginning or otherwise
—is the reader. The reader is, after all, a kind of silent partner in this whole business of writing, and a work of fiction is surely incomplete if it is never read. The reader is, in fact, the writer's only unrelenting, genuine enemy. He has everything on his side; all he has to do, after all, is shut his eyes, and any work of fiction becomes meaningless. Moreover, a reader has an advantage over a beginning writer in not being a beginning reader; before he takes up a story to read it, he can be presumed to have read everything from Shakespeare to Jack Kerouac. No matter whether he reads a story in manuscript as a great personal favor, or opens a magazine, or—kindest of all—goes into a bookstore and pays good money for a book, he is still an enemy to be defeated with any kind of dirty fighting that comes to the writer's mind.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
some descriptive statistics here on the civility industrial complex on college campuses that I haven’t seen analyzed before www.uncivilcollective.org/resources
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, I have a few family members who power through that. RIP to their insides, but they will not be dissuaded from burgers and fries
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wonder if it's that GLP-1s can cause hair loss?
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The new Irish National Anthem: www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4dm_o...
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's kind of always stood this way? And his sons stand this way (to a lesser degree) as well
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She'll be in league with the Nigerian next
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I knew I’d saved this for some reason
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is this baby's name?
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's also kind of wrong about machine-made clothes. They're all made by hand, just some are made with more care and skill than others
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