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True story — I used to teach Alpha Quadrant Species Oral Traditions at KLCC. Was always a VERY popular class with the young suvwl’. And the old suvwl’. Come to think of it, nobody never not liked my Oral Traditions.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think the Terran lozenge marketing people missed a real slam-dunk opportunity by not calling them Fishermen’s Tiddies. “Turn that frown upside-down and banish that cough to the afterlife by sucking on a Fishermen’s Tiddies.” And so forth.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Main viewer SWITCH TO ANAL VIEW!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

These guys have it ALL wrong. They don’t even talk about the lasting affects of NON-LINEAR CATS. These Terrans have a schlong way to go. www.sciencefocus.com/science/the-...

sciencefocus.com

Time might not exist – and we're starting to understand why | BBC Science Focus Magazine

The closer we look at time, the stranger it gets

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Like stealing all that product from MeeMaw’s Sultry Poootatoskin’s Shack.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

YEAH! THE TAILEND IS A LIE!!! It’s more like … a nub … with bumps shaped like tiny ears.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wait. WAIT! I think I’ve seen this episode!! NOBODY THROW WATER ON THEM!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I AM SEEING DOUBLE!! FOUR RACCCCOOOOONNNNNSSSS

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Terran goat jizz on that REALLYnis the Chef’s kids. Er … Chief’s Kids. …. Chef’s Kifs.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

She smacked my bum bum with an old newspaper!!! It was thick too!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A lot of shit went down in the Terran year 2009. Over basically been busy since then with … … … warrior stuff.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

She has a name and it’s MEEMAW!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

All these years I was calling them PROTON THORPEEDOS!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

WELL WHERE THE BLUEFUCK IS THE HONOR IN THAT!?!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It helped me win that edible golden medal in Vancouver a few Terran years back!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

WE NO LONGER DISCUSS THAT LADY AND HER DELICIOUS FRESH-NEVER-FROZEN BURGERS!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They got pictures of that on the Terran internet now!!!!?!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sometimes I feel like people don’t take me as seriously as they should. I am a VERY serious warrior who has many warrior … uh … things and experiences.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s because my fart keeps beating like a hamburger!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

These bad boys are made of ‘57 K’Vort Class cruiser manifolds!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

He did not want his penisbutter massage at the Burlesque House.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Shhhhh. No one knows that I’m here!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

No no. That’s K’Vada. I knew that guy before I got stuck here on 21st Century Earth. That guy fucked HARD. He used to like hanging out by fences, drinkin’ warnog, and was totally enamoured with Cuz Gowron’s little-known mate, P’Egh-y. Think he owned a radio station at one point too.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

There is VERY little thigh in this so-called Terran Thigh food. I mean it’s good enough.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Yep, it was snakes and ladders night at the local eatery so …. Nature took its course!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Also the one on the right … they always make that face and it’s MAGIC!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I don’t know if I’m the puff or if I’m performing the stuff, but either way … Yes.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

SO ARE MINE!!! For unrelated reasons.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Wait. WAIT. I have seen this movie!!!

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