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Courtney Milan

@courtneymilan.com
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She/her. I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. Fan of tea. Born at 332 ppm. This biography should not be taken as a complete description. courtneymilan.com

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 6m
I mean also you should blame the people lying about supposed health benefits for profit. In a society with a real regulatory state you would do that.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13m
This is the most 2026-ass lede. Perfect encapsulation of the entire era.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 4h
It isn’t really contract law. There’s no waiting period to breach a contract.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 5h
Very annoying that despite being told that we are all paid protestors I don’t have anyone to text my credit card bills to and tell them to pay them
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 5h
LMAO.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10h
Nooo I cannot get more filament
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10h
Teaching him to obey commands and listen when he is in Extreme Go Mode.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10h
My dog really is the sweetest. He's so full of energy and is constantly full of play and he comes up to me carrying a toy and is like HELLO DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR A DOG? I LOVE YOU!
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10h
I got some filament on sale but it was really only on sale for like 10%, which is a sale it goes on fairly regularly, and it was filament that I, uh, didn't need, but wanted to add rainbow variety to whistles.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 11h
It’s funny that when Sam Altman says this, he does not mean that HE should accept the risks.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 11h
Okay look I will press the red button but ONLY if I can choose who the money gets taken from in order.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 11h
Oh I know they’re not LEGITIMATE. They’re just not easily traceable.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12h
Kobo: www.kobo.com/us/en/e... #HistoricalRomance #Romance #Romancelandia #HEA #WorthSaga
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The Pursuit Of... ebook by Courtney Milan - Rakuten Kobo
Read "The Pursuit Of..." by Courtney Milan available from Rakuten Kobo. The Pursuit Of… What do a Black American soldier, invalided out at Yorktown, and a white British officer who deserted hi...
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12h
Two men try to kill each other. And then they don't. "Heartwarming and humorous." — Library Journal, starred review /jb Amazon: www.amazon.com/Pursu... Apple: itunes.apple.com/us/... Nook: www.barnesandnoble.c...
The cover of The Pursuit of Happiness by Courtney Milan: two men, one white, one black, looking at each other, with the silhouette of a flag in the background.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
Also YUM???
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
YES. CHICKEN PLATTER.......$12 BEEF PLATTER...............$13 Sign me up!
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
If two seasoned business professionals who are not hurting for cash choose this, they think they can make it work as under the table money and they're getting something out of it. But when people suggest this and put the word "students" in front of it, it's exploitative.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
And I haven't even gotten into the fact that giving someone free food in the US restaurant either requires the server to serve them for free or for the person you hired to pay the server for their labor.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
Young students have enough people taking advantage of them. WE DO NOT NEED TO ADD MORE.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
If you have seasoned professionals engaging in labor trades that is a business choice and they're probably getting tax benefits from it. If you are saying "find a young student and have them do it in exchange for food" you are suggesting that a business find someone sufficiently vulnerable.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
I do not think you should pay people solely in company scrip that can be exchanged for goods at the company store, no.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
Yes, but in response to what I said it's particularly infuriating. Because you're basically devaluing labor.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
Students deserve to get money for their labor. This is not a difficult proposition.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
I really need to reiterate the PAY THEM part of this???? Apparently?
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
No. That is not paying people.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
I really think you should pay people for their labor.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
Also, I just want to take a moment to sneer at people who say that a restaurant could get cheap designers to do their menu because if you're going to hire someone, FUCKING PAY THEM WELL and just do it yourself if you won't
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14h
These images were individually printed on pieces of paper that were slid into a plastic binder, so that definitely wasn't it.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14h
"What if it's a small business and they don't have money--" Just use Word.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14h
There was a spicy tuna roll that was just...chopped up tuna with slivers of jalapeño on the side. COME ON.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14h
If your menu is slop, I'm gonna assume from here on out that your food is, too.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14h
Should have walked out the moment I saw the AI images on the menu but we were hungry and had already waited 15 minutes. But lesson learned.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14h
Went to a new-to-me sushi restaurant the other day. Menu had a bunch of very obviously generated images (not of the food, just for decoration). Sushi was terrible. Everything was terrible. They pre-make little trays of wasabi and ginger and the wasabi was dry and the ginger was dry. Just bad.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14h
You mean the massive bribery?
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 15h
I mean, I think they don't really know about the United Fruit company at all, if that's the quote they're delivering.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 15h
I really do not think that you belong in government in this moment if you lack the historical understanding of what we have wrought, as it now boomerangs back on us.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 15h
"We don't want to turn into a banana republic, so we won't try to rein in corporations" is the kind of thing you say if you don't know what makes a banana republic a banana republic, and instead want to be a banana republic where the bananas are data centers.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 07/10/2026
Just a reminder, that settlement never became final.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/10/2026
Look as someone who has to go through 19,735 options with my husband before making any choices, I get this.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/10/2026
oooh I love that tile! He's doing a great job.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/10/2026
That's not a likely explanation based on historical usage, which generally refers to travel. See: waywordradio.org/creek-dont-r...
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Lord Willing and the Creek Don’t Rise
What’s the origin of the phrase “Lord willing and the creek don’t rise”? It has to do with travel and farming and nothing whatsoever to do with Native Americans. Back when wagons rode on low gravel…
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/10/2026
Truth in advertising, I guess?
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/10/2026
This was, in case you were wondering, also incredibly racist. Because of course it was.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/10/2026
It's an early Kellogg thing, which means that it was invented as part of the "eat bland foods and you won't masturbate" diet.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/10/2026
Oh totally. The most unhinged stuff comes out of his mouth on a regular basis.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/10/2026
ooooh
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 06/10/2026
I think the polls are absolute bullshit because I have no idea what anyone in this country will do in the next 12 hours much less in November. But I also am gonna run at these midterms screaming with 100% conviction that we can win. Not that we will. But we can! But there's a trick to that.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 06/10/2026
If you are outraged about this (and you should be, and I bet you are if you're reading this) and you want to do something about it: crank up that VPN and search for "ICE watch" or related activities + wherever you live. Get your Signal login going. Sign up for everything.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/10/2026
But I'm seeing a lot of people say "oh so Los Angeles is a small price to pay?" and they've got the grossness wrong
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/10/2026
He's not saying that taking out Los Angeles is a small price to pay. It's still a gross clip and bad because he's openly fantasizing about US cities getting taken out and people are cheering at the prospect.
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