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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
this places doesn’t have juice and unfortunately twitter makes me want to die
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’m at the age now where I’m excited to do my taxes.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I got drunk and forgot to update.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Coquito Stout. Like, wow. Too much flavor that you hits you right in the face. It is beautiful and perfect for a snowy in-laws event. 7.6% ABV, officially categorized as a Coconut Coffee Milk Stout.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
So obviously, this to start off with. Hilarious beer. Incredible. Trick is to let it come slightly up from refrig temperature to allow the flavors to come forward. The cold hides beers (which is why bad beer is always ice cold - to hide how much is sucks! I’m serious!) bsky.app/profile/coun...
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Christmas Beer Thread I have beers from Tree House, Sam Adams, Paulaner, and Goose Island. Will be posting as many as I remember here.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
deleting Christmas beers
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
WHY DID I GET AN AD ON THE TIKTOK SHOP FOR A NAZI FUCKING PENDANT?!
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
there is nothing better than finding out that the guy before you at your job was an incredibly awful human
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Okay, I’m done with twitter again besides being a place where i just say random shit. What an inauthentic hell hole.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
someone registered for the mustache masters with the exact same year, make, and model car that i had and it's incredibly alarming
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
we are using language that 2016 me would have believe was unrecognizable
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
What are the odds that “TrumpRx” is called that because he’s mad “Obamacare” exists as a name?
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The Utah governor had to say the furry meme and that is seared into my brain
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
weeeeeeeeee
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I turned 31 today, so I thought I should immediately start becoming a Strava guy.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Football season is back, which means I get to be so excited about America (in a liberal way)
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I do not live and let live. I will continue to hate. And after finding this one person’s social media account where they are absolutely floundering and doing it in earnest, I feel vindicated.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
M80 is unironically the best hope for German and NA CS
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
LOL
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Having a job is going straight to my head. I just asked my wife if we could buy a sailboat off Facebook marketplace.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
NY Finance was brutal and honestly, running Dust2 gave me panic attacks.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
After years of being screamed at for the smallest mistake in the workplace (bosses, an entire rabid community who seemed to hate me for not a whole lot of reasons I was clear about), it’s still insane to get an “Yeah, it’s literally fine. Nobody is dying” response.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Playing in a dynasty league and realizing suddenly that almost every player I have has been in the league for three years or less.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Oh my god how are they already selling Halloween themed candy it is AUGUST
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Unfortunately this playlist actually rocks
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
AND THEY WANT TO CUT RATES I actually feel like the Fed, who have been cautious and learned from mistakes, is being a bit too optimistic here concerning the impact of tariffs.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
JEROME POWELL WHAT ARE WE DOING BABY
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Finding affordable, authentic Japanese markets in Providence is going to burn a hole in my wallet
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I have a great bit with a lifelong friend where I keep thinking her birthday is the 20th but it’s the 25th and I swear to god the last three years I have screwed it up each time.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I have not yet, but fuck it maybe.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Did you guys know that you can use Excel Macros to create folders in SharePoint? No? Well, whatever. This better get me a promotion.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I think the healthiest thing in my life over the last nine months has been a complete disattachment from social media.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Trying to be super chill, but I decided not to go to the Pats game tonight and the opening drive was returned for a kickoff TD and I am feeling emotional.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
these people need to touch grass
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Mine basically does too. Gonna be here for life.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I know I’m officially old and boring now when I get exited looking at the multiple investment accounts I get with my new job.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Nooooooooo
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Made a mistake at work and I did not get three DMs, have four people screenshot it and post it on Twitter, and a YouTube video made about how I deserve to be fired. Feels weird.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Carried idk what to tell you
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
i wrote a whole story about how he was a predator, consistently, with evidence from multiple women, and he has now successfully posted through a comeback. expect to see him on a broadcast soon. why the fuck did i even bother.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
s1mple is not that good and the entire drama over him finally joining a team has been the most annoying side news of the last two years
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
sawx kid
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
beach
beach
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
You’re allowed to bring as much food as you want inside!
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Excited to go to a Red Sox game this weekend where I will probably argue with my father about why we can’t be scabs and getting sausages inside the stadium.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
If anyone has recommendations for Zadar/Split, please let me know! I worked some insane credit card points magic and I’m able to go this September for about 10 days 🥳
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
> maybe esports isn’t bad > wonder how cologne is going > and we’re already knocked out
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