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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
this places doesn’t have juice and unfortunately twitter makes me want to die
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’m at the age now where I’m excited to do my taxes.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Christmas Beer Thread I have beers from Tree House, Sam Adams, Paulaner, and Goose Island. Will be posting as many as I remember here.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
deleting Christmas beers
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
WHY DID I GET AN AD ON THE TIKTOK SHOP FOR A NAZI FUCKING PENDANT?!
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
there is nothing better than finding out that the guy before you at your job was an incredibly awful human
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Okay, I’m done with twitter again besides being a place where i just say random shit. What an inauthentic hell hole.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
someone registered for the mustache masters with the exact same year, make, and model car that i had and it's incredibly alarming
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
we are using language that 2016 me would have believe was unrecognizable
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
What are the odds that “TrumpRx” is called that because he’s mad “Obamacare” exists as a name?
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The Utah governor had to say the furry meme and that is seared into my brain
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
weeeeeeeeee
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I turned 31 today, so I thought I should immediately start becoming a Strava guy.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Football season is back, which means I get to be so excited about America (in a liberal way)
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I do not live and let live. I will continue to hate. And after finding this one person’s social media account where they are absolutely floundering and doing it in earnest, I feel vindicated.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
M80 is unironically the best hope for German and NA CS
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Having a job is going straight to my head. I just asked my wife if we could buy a sailboat off Facebook marketplace.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
After years of being screamed at for the smallest mistake in the workplace (bosses, an entire rabid community who seemed to hate me for not a whole lot of reasons I was clear about), it’s still insane to get an “Yeah, it’s literally fine. Nobody is dying” response.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Playing in a dynasty league and realizing suddenly that almost every player I have has been in the league for three years or less.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Oh my god how are they already selling Halloween themed candy it is AUGUST
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Unfortunately this playlist actually rocks
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
AND THEY WANT TO CUT RATES I actually feel like the Fed, who have been cautious and learned from mistakes, is being a bit too optimistic here concerning the impact of tariffs.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
JEROME POWELL WHAT ARE WE DOING BABY
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Finding affordable, authentic Japanese markets in Providence is going to burn a hole in my wallet
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I have a great bit with a lifelong friend where I keep thinking her birthday is the 20th but it’s the 25th and I swear to god the last three years I have screwed it up each time.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Did you guys know that you can use Excel Macros to create folders in SharePoint? No? Well, whatever. This better get me a promotion.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I think the healthiest thing in my life over the last nine months has been a complete disattachment from social media.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Trying to be super chill, but I decided not to go to the Pats game tonight and the opening drive was returned for a kickoff TD and I am feeling emotional.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
these people need to touch grass
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I know I’m officially old and boring now when I get exited looking at the multiple investment accounts I get with my new job.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Made a mistake at work and I did not get three DMs, have four people screenshot it and post it on Twitter, and a YouTube video made about how I deserve to be fired. Feels weird.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
i wrote a whole story about how he was a predator, consistently, with evidence from multiple women, and he has now successfully posted through a comeback. expect to see him on a broadcast soon. why the fuck did i even bother.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
s1mple is not that good and the entire drama over him finally joining a team has been the most annoying side news of the last two years
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
sawx kid
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
beach
beach
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Excited to go to a Red Sox game this weekend where I will probably argue with my father about why we can’t be scabs and getting sausages inside the stadium.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
If anyone has recommendations for Zadar/Split, please let me know! I worked some insane credit card points magic and I’m able to go this September for about 10 days 🥳
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
> maybe esports isn’t bad > wonder how cologne is going > and we’re already knocked out
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Some other fun news is that I’m officially working at a brewery next week. I’ll be a part-time weekend bartender at one of my favorite spots. Definitely a fun gig to have for extra home-Reno project money, but also another step towards opening my own shop down the road.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Just saw someone turn a left fork in a sink into a seven paragraph LinkedIn post about leadership and this might actually be the time I lose my mind
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I’m not really working at my job. I’m just helping update and automate systems that have not really worked since 2018. Honestly, it’s great.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
god i bet this hits so hard if your fucking stupid
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Hi, I'm back again. I have my job and have been having fun and getting the mental back. I will be back to political and esports shitposting. Thank you for your attention to the matter.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
If you show a non-profit how to use a two-way XLOOKUP their heads explode.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
“In Cell 15, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia and 20 other Salvadorans were forced to kneel from approximately 9:00 PM to 6:00 AM, with guards striking anyone who fell from exhaustion. During this time, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia was denied bathroom access and soiled himself…”
120. Upon arrival at CECOT, the detainees were greeted by a prison official who stated,
"Welcome to CECOT. Whoever enters here doesn't leave." Plaintiff Abrego Garcia was then
forced to strip, issued prison clothing, and subjected to physical abuse including being kicked in
the legs with boots and struck on his head and arms to make him change clothes faster. His head
was shaved with a zero razor, and he was frog-marched to cell 15, being struck with wooden batons
along the way. By the following day, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia had visible bruises and lumps all over his body.
121. In Cell 15, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia and 20 other Salvadorans were forced to kneel
from approximately 9:00 PM to 6:00 AM, with guards striking anyone who fell from exhaustion.
During this time, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia was denied bathroom access and soiled himself The
detainees were confined to metal bunks with no mattresses in an overcrowded cell with no
windows, bright lights that remained on 24 hours a day, and minimal access to sanitation.
122. After approximately one week at CECOT, prison director Osiris Luna and other
officials separated the 21 Salvadorans who had arrived together. Twelve individuals with visible gang-related tattoos were moved to another cell, while Plaintiff Abrego Garcia remained with eight
others who, like him, upon information and belief had no gang affiliations or tattoos.
123. As reflected by his segregation, the Salvadoran authorities recognized that Plaintiff Abrego Garcia was not affiliated with any gang and, at around this time, prison officials explicitly acknowledged that Plaintiff Abrego Garcia's tattoos were not gang-related, telling him "your
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
"But federal courts do not exercise general oversight of the Executive Branch; they resolve cases and controversies consistent with the authority Congress has given them." THIS IS LITERALLY NOT WHAT THE FRAMERS BELIEVED!!!
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I TOLD HLTV TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO GET THAT FUCKING SITE OFF There is no reason that CSGOEmpire should have been on there after Copenhagen. I told them to cancel their contracts. They fucking knew all of this. I emailed, tried to set meetings, I pushed back. Ridiculous. Entirely ridiculous.
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🫡 @counterstrike.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
btw i am never getting over the fact that the second i got laid off jason lake unfollowed me it was the funniest thing i've ever seen a ceo do
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