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Chris (Dre)

@counterlash.bsky.social
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He/Him Husband, father, cybersecurity guy. My thoughts/opinions are my own. Formerly Counterlash @ Twitter. Writer @ Blizzard Watch. Icon by @hearoto!

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akiiame 💕 @akiiame.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the boys #mario #sonic
A digital sketch of Mario and Sonic. They are riding on Mario's Standard Bike from Mario Kart World, with Sonic holding a red shell for anyone behind them.
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Taplaos @taplaos.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
🦇🚥🚦🌆
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vale? It's black. Pure black. No cream or milk. Heaven forbid you put ANY sugar in it. He also never washes his mug, it forever has rings from the ten thousand cups he's drank during his life and the one time someone washed it to be helpful he almost lost his mind. It's "seasoning."
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am not a violent man. Yet nightly, when I see the news, there's multiple people that I wish I could just haul off and punch as hard as fucking possible right in the jaw.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ffffff they... really need to get you a script for it. Turns your pee bright fucking neon orange (and you'll realize how much pee goes everywhere) but it also is a painkiller for when you get the happy fun times of peeing it out. 3 years in a row in the hospital for them. Welcome to the club.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
cas please tell me you have a script for Pyridium
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now the escape is making what I can only describe as "the sound a vibrator would make inside of an empty tin can" when I idle. I replaced the brakes and the tires earlier this year so I can only imagine something else is falling off (it's a 2012). I'll be surprised if it lasts through the winter. 😭
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 30/09/2026
giant pikachu 🐁⚡️ #art #pokemon
Illustration of a gigantic pikachu in the middle of a city
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am sick so that means my voice is deeper than normal and I read a bunch of booktok quotes for shiggles. Gotta make the best of it I guess.
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PL @yomyamn.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're still two months out from the surgery and I'm already becoming a mess. I'm sure I'll pull it all together and put on a strong face when the time comes, but I'm already falling apart at the seams and we haven't even started yet. So if I've vanished outside of stupid posting, that's why. Sorry.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Needing to take her to PT. Needing to take the kid to school and pick him up from school. Needing to take him to the doctor, and her to the doctor, and therapy. Needing to also work full time during that time period. All of this during the holiday season too. Have to make it work. No choice.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Work still hasn't approved the budget, so my promotion is still hanging in the air where it's been for a year and a half now. Wife is having knee replacement surgery in under 2 months and that means that for 2 months after, I am taking on a vast majority of the responsibility around here.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have kinda self-exiled due to my life being extremely punishing right now. I have also kinda dipped from all of my non-work related responsibilities, which isn't fair to some people, but I don't think can balance a lot right now. I am attempting to find spoons to write an article I said I'd write.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have some friends who would love to play through the whole story and would like to do so once they complete it (if they actually do). I feel like the cheated on spouse being told it'll be different this time. This is just the same cycle of "we messed up, here's what you wanted" repeated.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kinda feel its a bit too little, too late for the Destiny 2 announcement they just made. Being able to go back and play the old campaigns is great, but they already burned the playerbase and it'll be hard to trust them now. Not that it matters for me, I can't run it on Linux anyhow due to BattleEye
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caitlin rose boyle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 25/08/2026
"Then I'll follow you," he said, warm and genuine. "For as long as you want." - Heresy & Truth, Apple 💚 my first piece for @ishtarillustrated.bsky.social's volume 2! my lore choice was... predictable #IshtarIllustratedVol2 #destiny2art ☀️
a cartoony drawing of drifter and eris from destiny2 in eris' throne world, illustrating a moment from heresy & truth's 'apple' page
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caitlin rose boyle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 03/09/2026
two space flirts for @moon-cheese.bsky.social! for august's ko-fi 'sketchbook suggestion' tier
a cartoony sketchy drawing of the drifter and eris morn from destiny 2
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh man the Resident Evil movie was amazing. I went in figuring it's Creggar so it would be good but I didn't imagine it to be *that* good (and really fucking funny to boot). Kinda mixed a bunch of RE games into the film but I think it's the first time I've seen a video game film FEEL like a game.
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Fenrishion || MSQ SG B33 || MCM UK H14 || FURUM || CFMY @fenrishion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
woe, carbuncle be upon ye
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Man Sweating on a Hot Day
Alt: Man Sweating on a Hot Day
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Y'know, sometimes I run across something and it doesn't ping me as AI created until someone points it out. Then sometimes it's an AI generated post on something I actually know and I immediately go BULLSHIT! then also have to question if my memory is faulty. Today, it was not. Fucking AI bullshit.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gremlins
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am genuinely glad to see people are excited for things.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s so weird that I am going through this like, Blizzard burnout right now. Nothing they’ve announced today has me excited. Yeah the class I wanted was in Diablo 5 but I haven’t gotten 4 to run in Linux for months and WoW Forever stuff does zero for me. Maybe my interest is just waning idk
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Ryan Gosling Lying in Snow (Blade Runner 2049)
ALT: Ryan Gosling Lying in Snow (Blade Runner 2049)
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also ruined my dreams of Sig smooching her :(
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not a permanent change because I really like Elezen Sig, but it's the end of the expansion and I kinda wanted to dink around with him some. So here he is, as a cat boy. I actually really like this. The Keeper of the Sun run animation is so much less stiff than the Elezen one lol.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@snekofvoldun.bsky.social I saw this person in FF and immediately went "Is that Snek?" in our guild chat.
A character named Sleepy Snek in the guild Snake in the Grass in Final Fantasy XIV.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have a fairly large interest in tornadoes but honestly I feel like the Storm Chaser Youtube Community takes turns making videos about Jarrell. It was absolutely a nightmare storm, but I think everyone has made a video about it now all recapping the exact same information. It's the strangest thing.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gotta love when you do something that you know you shouldn't do ESPECIALLY when you know it's going to end up just hurting you in the process. Like touching a hot burner knowing that it's gonna hurt.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What the hell is Talarico doing?
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She's beautiful! Thank you for sharing!
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What a baby! Siamese?
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That's great at least! I'm glad you found something even if it's not perfect. As a side note, I want you to know from the pictures you've shared that you look amazing. So like, don't get hard on yourself if you can, because you're fuckin' rockin' it.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gonna be honest friend, I went years ago and it was OK. It's extremely expensive, very packed, you stand in line everwhere and while I wasn't in a large guild of folks who rub elbows in the industry *then* I still don't know if I'd go again now even knowing folks who do stuff for Blizz
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah I was getting a bunch of ShaperLuv ads and that's one spot I really wish I could hide better after my weight loss. Multiple times I considered ordering it even after seeing people review them and say they suck. I never did, because I was sure it was a scam, but it sucks so fucking much dude
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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IT WAS MEEE!!!
Alt: IT WAS MEEE!!!
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Those are some fine lookin' chocobos
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you know the drugs kick in: you suddenly find yourself overly interested in the joy of organizing your armoury chest and desynthing items while listening to the cool world music instead of playing the game instead.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Spent a good chunk of the afternoon making glamours for Sig. I should probably make a carrd or something to show them off seeing they’re a bit big to share on here normally….
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🌙Profecias🌙 @profecias.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
POV: You go to the Troll character with great potential convention (does not go as planned). #WoW #WorldofWarcraft #Zandalari #Amani #Zuljan #ZultheProphet
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Linnea Quigley’s character “Trash” in Return of the Living Dead is pretty much this. She’s attractive and trying to get everyone to find her sexy but she’s kinda off putting and her entire friend group is absolutely not having it. Also a neat satire horror flick if you haven’t seen it.
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Tazmina's Art @tazminasart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Oh man! An interesting troll character. I hope nothing bad happens to him!"...
Rastakhan reassuringly puts a hand on Zul'jan's shoulder while Vol'jin looks on in support.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yeah, for real. I'll go to any of my lady friends' appointments claiming to be their spouse, no questions asked. Just tell me the when and where and I'll be there
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I had to go to my wife's appointment to see if she could get knee surgery because the odds of it being approved just by having a man in the room drastically increase, which is fucking nuts.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Directly into your belly?
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I absolutely cannot say kinder things about @muraillustart.bsky.social who did this commission for me. It's absolutely amazing, they were extremely communicative, and I'm so freaking happy with it. Sig looks exactly like in game, it's great. Thank you again! (Give them money they deserve it!) #FF14
Signius Le'Roux of Zalera; Paladin Elezen.
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Chris (Dre) @counterlash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: I Will Do What I Must (Star Wars)
Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi: I Will Do What I Must (Star Wars)
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