Reposted by Counterfeit JadeStamps @stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026OCs are YìnHuā, my boi Song YiJie who is @counterfeitjade.bsky.social 's and Ning Zhu who is @cucumber-salad.bsky.social 's 132
Reposted by Counterfeit JadeStamps @stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social · 05/01/2026It also made me make a dragon because I missed drawing wriggly boiz. Bonus points if you can guess their true name from the first image. 051
Reposted by Counterfeit JadeStamps @stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Okay so I read a fic and it affected me so much I had to pretty much immediately draw this. He's so proud of his baby. 109828
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 05/01/2026The SQUISHIEST OF SQUISHY TOE BEEEEAAAANS AAAAHHHH 140
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/12/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character with a plant growing out of it 's head and the words cuteness overload below itALT: a cartoon character with a plant growing out of it 's head and the words cuteness overload below it 000
Reposted by Counterfeit Jadetofu @noizuit.bsky.social · 01/10/2025My Boss is an Alpha! [OMEGA BEI] 42 pages | colored | uncensored Get it here: vgen.co/noizuit/prod... #svsss #moshang 14814
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 05/10/2025SY out there likemedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is holding a basket in front of a house with the word republica fifidon on the bottomALT: a cartoon character is holding a basket in front of a house with the word republica fifidon on the bottom 020
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025You just get off to giving YQY the hardest time LMAO The real doom flag for YQY is Uli. 120
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025media.tenor.coma birthday card with a cake and candles wishing you a very happy birthday may all your dreams come trueALT: a birthday card with a cake and candles wishing you a very happy birthday may all your dreams come true 000
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025to condense in the wrong head! He was instead using every ounce of will remaining to keep back an embarrassing whimper as he failed to stop his traitorus hips from rocking back towards his shizun's considerable warmth. 040
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Maybe... maybe he ought to inquire about permission to visit QCP amd ask his Mu shishu for permission to review their library for any aids in this particular anatomy challenging skill set! At least, that is what he would have thought uf every once of brain power wasn't making a very determined rush 130
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Stifled without more hands on help from another. His shizun must have been terribly concerned to be going so far as to ibstruct him PERSONALLY through the steps of dual cultivation! But shizun! Truly! This disciple understands now! Thank you but there is no need to make yourself go so far! 140
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025and was FINALLY catching on. Of course it would be a secret technique which required strict and strenuous working up to seeing any clear progress he was familiar with. But things of this nature was natural to discuss with trusted and close cultivators at a point where one may find their progress 130
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025(Hehehe 😊) There was more to the sensation, than the terrible awkward slickness, and the admitted discomfort of his puckered opening tugging with the drag of something warm and far more solid and THICK. Thicker than even two of his fingers combined! By now- SY was embarrassed by his incompetence 140
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Until... "Show this Master then what you've learned. It is time for this one to examine you." 000
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025his shizun was even more strict than during the earliest sword form lessons! "Show this master how far your finger went before it was too much," later became "Tell this master, how many fingers were you able to add this time?" 250
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025routine of ""stretches"" whilst using the newly crafted oil and learning new techniques in breathing methods. No matter how badly it made him blush and stammer when told-- and then ASKED ABOUT not just if but HOW he followed through! When it escalated to the point of adding fingers within himself- 140
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025was granted the mind boggling and infinitely embarrassing task of seeking out some indecent flowers to extract and process into a highly concentrated and qi treated oil, that SY did exactly as he'd been told. Following that what else could SY do besides obediently take on the absurd new nightly 140
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025yet required. Now- oh now SY's certainly going to be learning a great deal of very secret and personal techniques. Developed by his shizun himself- specifically for this disciple. Certainly SY will be understanding of his Shizun's care and investments in his progress. It was only natural when SY 150
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025of his shizun in guiding the new youths. But LBH would never permit him to leave. As such he never permitted this particular disciple to ""graduate"" from his studies either. No- instead there were always some little secrets which needed to be taught yet. Or perhaps tweaking in his cultivation 150
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Shizun BH who gives his truthfully near to become Hall Master for how his most beloveded pupil had far surpassed his curriculum and was beyobd the age of being sent back out into the world as a rogue wanderer- or to take up mantle as a Hall Master in rights to focus his talents and aid the efforts 150
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Oh Stamps I am so sorry for your loss 🫂media.tenor.coma sympathy card with white flowers and the words sincerest sympathy for you and your familyALT: a sympathy card with white flowers and the words sincerest sympathy for you and your family 130
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 01/10/2025FEEL BETTER SOON! Gotta quit being allergic to so much demonic affections I guess. 020
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 01/10/2025The system baits him with 'super secret exclusive item!' And shen he buys it the bidet just mocks him 000
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character says i 'm gonna hug him and kiss him and never let him go ..ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm gonna hug him and kiss him and never let him go .. 030
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025HE'S THE BEST BOY I LOVE HIMS SO MUCH AAAAHHHHHH 120
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I am so sorry to hear this Uli!! 😭 I hope someone answers you soon. Do you have an option to send a wellness check out? I've heard it will work across state lines if you mention you are calling for a check on someone in a different location in the US. 010
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Once SY was done suffering that hell- SQH would have 2 bidets 😂 130
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025It's okay. We all know SY would just commandere SQH's off brand water flosser as the bidet resolution. Full argue the system level 3D chess move style. I pitty the hamster man 130
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025SQH does this as his haunted house SAW version. Poor SY 150
Reposted by Counterfeit Jadeliammm !! @ratmail.bsky.social · 29/09/2025kisses for the war god. (because im a freak) #svsss #liuqingge 13381165
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I love everything about this so so so very much! 020
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 27/09/2025And the freezer! SQH got himself the whole package and didn't even know it yet 010
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025media.tenor.coma corgi dog is walking down stairs in a room .ALT: a corgi dog is walking down stairs in a room . 020
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025If you have access to cheap lumber or pallet boxes... might be able to tension up farbic by staples to it 🤔 120
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025YEAH I SAW THE UH GUN THING PEOPLE USE AND LOAD UP WITH YARN TO MAKE BIG RUGS. How big will yours be? That's such a cute and tiny little guy right now. Don't step on hims! 120
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025LMFAO! IT'S THE POWER OF MICROPHONES. BUT Good to know! Trap weave fabric. Got it. 👀 120
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025OH WOW!! I'VE SEEN THAT BUT NEVER KNEW THE NAME OMG that is so neat. But long "live" yarn loops confuse me. I learned looming and crocheting where loose loops equal GOODBYE EVERY THING IN A ROW YOU DONE DID lol Also YOUR VOICE IS CUTE 120
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025🤤🤤🤤 moobie-Jun Da wowza (da wang didn't pun as good lmfaooo) 110
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I never heard of that but that looks so neat!! 120
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Very fair! Is he latch-hooked? Or embroidery? 👀 120
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Omfg I need to absolutely see it in the world. I suck at drawing or I'd do it myself 😭 110
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025HOW DARE BSKY HIDE THIS FROM ME?!?!? Omfg I LOVE HIM THIS IS TOO FREAKING CUTE!!! AAAAHHHHH 120
Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I am putting it out there into the universe: fanart of couples costume for Who Framed SQH rabbit and MBJ rabbit 110