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Counterfeit Jade

@counterfeitjade.bsky.social
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🔞 Minors DNI | 30+ 😱 | 🖋 Creative writer | NSFW 🔞 ~ Fan stuff blog ~ Looking to make creative friends

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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I love our boys so much!
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Stamps @stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
OCs are YìnHuā, my boi Song YiJie who is @counterfeitjade.bsky.social 's and Ning Zhu who is @cucumber-salad.bsky.social 's
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Stamps @stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It also made me make a dragon because I missed drawing wriggly boiz. Bonus points if you can guess their true name from the first image.
A green dragon, face, ears and under body smooth with moss-like fur on their back. They are thin and noodly like an Imperial Dragon, but have small wings on their shoulders. Their ears are large and drooped and their face is lamb-like with expressive eyes. 

Images in the background show blankets of moss in forests and raindrops.Dragon doing a variety of activities-
1. Being held like the long cat meme 
2. Showing how they "fly", but using Qi to condense the water in the air temporarily as little platforms to run in the air as their wings are too small to reliably let them fly
3. Shows what happens when you don't trim them fast enough. They look like a shaggy dog, or a wool clogged sheep. 
5. BIG YAWN, also shows that their ears can go up, they just generally stay down. Teeth are sharp but small. 
6. Ferret mode, when startled or anxious they bunch up and shuffle away like a ferret.
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Stamps @stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Okay so I read a fic and it affected me so much I had to pretty much immediately draw this. He's so proud of his baby.
Disciple Binghe holding up his long wriggly Dragon Yuan.
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The SQUISHIEST OF SQUISHY TOE BEEEEAAAANS AAAAHHHH
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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tofu @noizuit.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
My Boss is an Alpha! [OMEGA BEI] 42 pages | colored | uncensored Get it here: vgen.co/noizuit/prod... #svsss #moshang
My Boss is an Alpha!: An omegaverse parody for Scum Villain.
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
🥺💖💖💖💖🥺
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
SY out there like
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Aaahhh thank you do much!!
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
You just get off to giving YQY the hardest time LMAO The real doom flag for YQY is Uli.
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
to condense in the wrong head! He was instead using every ounce of will remaining to keep back an embarrassing whimper as he failed to stop his traitorus hips from rocking back towards his shizun's considerable warmth.
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Maybe... maybe he ought to inquire about permission to visit QCP amd ask his Mu shishu for permission to review their library for any aids in this particular anatomy challenging skill set! At least, that is what he would have thought uf every once of brain power wasn't making a very determined rush
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Stifled without more hands on help from another. His shizun must have been terribly concerned to be going so far as to ibstruct him PERSONALLY through the steps of dual cultivation! But shizun! Truly! This disciple understands now! Thank you but there is no need to make yourself go so far!
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
and was FINALLY catching on. Of course it would be a secret technique which required strict and strenuous working up to seeing any clear progress he was familiar with. But things of this nature was natural to discuss with trusted and close cultivators at a point where one may find their progress
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
(Hehehe 😊) There was more to the sensation, than the terrible awkward slickness, and the admitted discomfort of his puckered opening tugging with the drag of something warm and far more solid and THICK. Thicker than even two of his fingers combined! By now- SY was embarrassed by his incompetence
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Until... "Show this Master then what you've learned. It is time for this one to examine you."
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
his shizun was even more strict than during the earliest sword form lessons! "Show this master how far your finger went before it was too much," later became "Tell this master, how many fingers were you able to add this time?"
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
routine of ""stretches"" whilst using the newly crafted oil and learning new techniques in breathing methods. No matter how badly it made him blush and stammer when told-- and then ASKED ABOUT not just if but HOW he followed through! When it escalated to the point of adding fingers within himself-
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
was granted the mind boggling and infinitely embarrassing task of seeking out some indecent flowers to extract and process into a highly concentrated and qi treated oil, that SY did exactly as he'd been told. Following that what else could SY do besides obediently take on the absurd new nightly
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
yet required. Now- oh now SY's certainly going to be learning a great deal of very secret and personal techniques. Developed by his shizun himself- specifically for this disciple. Certainly SY will be understanding of his Shizun's care and investments in his progress. It was only natural when SY
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
of his shizun in guiding the new youths. But LBH would never permit him to leave. As such he never permitted this particular disciple to ""graduate"" from his studies either. No- instead there were always some little secrets which needed to be taught yet. Or perhaps tweaking in his cultivation
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Shizun BH who gives his truthfully near to become Hall Master for how his most beloveded pupil had far surpassed his curriculum and was beyobd the age of being sent back out into the world as a rogue wanderer- or to take up mantle as a Hall Master in rights to focus his talents and aid the efforts
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Oh Stamps I am so sorry for your loss 🫂
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
FEEL BETTER SOON! Gotta quit being allergic to so much demonic affections I guess.
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tofu @noizuit.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I'm moving my commissions to vgen! Not only that, but you can also buy my books for a one time purchase now! The slots are individual to each commission item, so please check it out! I would really appreciate it! vgen.co/noizuit
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Check out tofu (noizuit)'s commissions and portfolio! | I'm a digital artist that likes to draw funny little guys doing silly little things. I range from character sheets to comics to illustrations to...
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
The system baits him with 'super secret exclusive item!' And shen he buys it the bidet just mocks him
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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a cartoon character says i 'm gonna hug him and kiss him and never let him go ..
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
HE'S THE BEST BOY I LOVE HIMS SO MUCH AAAAHHHHHH
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I am so sorry to hear this Uli!! 😭 I hope someone answers you soon. Do you have an option to send a wellness check out? I've heard it will work across state lines if you mention you are calling for a check on someone in a different location in the US.
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Once SY was done suffering that hell- SQH would have 2 bidets 😂
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It's okay. We all know SY would just commandere SQH's off brand water flosser as the bidet resolution. Full argue the system level 3D chess move style. I pitty the hamster man
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
SQH does this as his haunted house SAW version. Poor SY
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liammm !! @ratmail.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
kisses for the war god. (because im a freak) #svsss #liuqingge
Liu Qingge looking confused beside a meter with heads of different scum villain characters. from shang qinghua at the bottom with Tianlang Jun, Yue Qingyuan, Mobei Jun, Shen Jiu, and Bingqiu lining all the way up.
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
LQG SJ smooches omg sj smooches
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I love everything about this so so so very much!
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A. Faë @anaisfae.art · 27/09/2025
Hate to do this but I only had two orders this month and I'm overdrawn so if you could boost or check out my shop that'd be a great help! thanks anaisfae.art/shop/
tiny watercolor painting of a tabby cat sleeping peacefully in a bunch of lush blue-green leaves.
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
And the freezer! SQH got himself the whole package and didn't even know it yet
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
If you have access to cheap lumber or pallet boxes... might be able to tension up farbic by staples to it 🤔
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
YEAH I SAW THE UH GUN THING PEOPLE USE AND LOAD UP WITH YARN TO MAKE BIG RUGS. How big will yours be? That's such a cute and tiny little guy right now. Don't step on hims!
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
LMFAO! IT'S THE POWER OF MICROPHONES. BUT Good to know! Trap weave fabric. Got it. 👀
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
OH WOW!! I'VE SEEN THAT BUT NEVER KNEW THE NAME OMG that is so neat. But long "live" yarn loops confuse me. I learned looming and crocheting where loose loops equal GOODBYE EVERY THING IN A ROW YOU DONE DID lol Also YOUR VOICE IS CUTE
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
🤤🤤🤤 moobie-Jun Da wowza (da wang didn't pun as good lmfaooo)
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I never heard of that but that looks so neat!!
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Very fair! Is he latch-hooked? Or embroidery? 👀
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Omfg I need to absolutely see it in the world. I suck at drawing or I'd do it myself 😭
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
HOW DARE BSKY HIDE THIS FROM ME?!?!? Omfg I LOVE HIM THIS IS TOO FREAKING CUTE!!! AAAAHHHHH
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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I am putting it out there into the universe: fanart of couples costume for Who Framed SQH rabbit and MBJ rabbit
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