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Cucumber Salad

@cucumber-salad.bsky.social
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Artist | Fanfic-Writer | 23 | Ace My secret purpose with this account is to get fanfic writers to write out my story ideas into full fics so I can read them

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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#svsss #bingjiu For anyone who read the demon peaklords thread, this one's for you~
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ᎤᎵ / COMMS OPEN @mamapluto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At 6/575, please boost. ;A;
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TeveneFugitive @tevenefugitive.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Qijiu Week sound off. Eternally thinking abt how lethal any type of de-aging situation would be for SJ & YQY's collective mental state. #SVSSS #Qijiu #qijiuweek2026
A line art drawing of Yue Qingyuan standing next to a de-aged Shen Qingqiu (Xiao Jiu), who appears to be roughly 7-10 years old. 
Yue Qingyuan holds one hand behind his back while the other pets Xiao Jiu's hair. He smiles awkwardly down at Xiao Jiu. 
Xiao Jiu tugs on Yue Qingyuan's robes with one hand and points off screen with the other. His mouth is open as he speaks, and he is missing a baby tooth. 

XJ: "Qi-ge, if you're really the sect leader, you should just kill that guy." 
YQY: "Xiao-Jiu... even sect leaders shouldn't go around killing people just because you don't like them..." 
XJ: "All that power and Qi-ge won't even use it!!! Stupid... He should just let me be sect leader instead." 
YQY: "Maybe when Xiao-Jiu is older again..." 
XJ: "Right now!!!" 
YQY: Wouldn't Xiao-Jiu like to go out and get some candy instead, though? Sect leaders can't have candy..."
XJ: "... Really?"
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Darkrose @darkrose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Writing fanfiction is real writing and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. It doesn’t have to be “practice” or serious business, and there’s no upper age limit on it. If smashing blorbos together brings you joy, that’s the only reason you need.
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#svsss Okay but consider succubus (incubus?) SY who's too gay to want to sleep with women but too in denial to consider sleeping with men Instead he makes up a whole business practice and convinces some other succubi to endeavor with him to help men check if they are infertile, and to remedy it
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🌸Bibi🌸♿ @bibiblossoms.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One thing people often don't realize is when someone is disabled, they might have energy limiting issues. They may not have the energy to socialize at times. It doesn't mean they hate you when they're not as around. They may be struggling. You should check on them & not assume the worst.
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Tachibana-Fu'ren~ 25/100 @hotwingsauce.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm discounting my current wip price to $20 until September 5th :) and if you come into my inbox and tell me your favorite fic and why I'll take another $5 off!
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Myles 🔞 Gogash’s dad @kingtycoon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Smut for smut’s sake CAN entirely be art even if the main intention is to arouse, it deserves to exist and to not have to justify itself with any other purpose or meaning
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So not exactly what you asked for but consider obsessive brothers shen Jiu and Qi-ge who are basically acting like a divorced couple with their youngest brother as the child of divorce. But like, a lot of sexual tension with the typical QiJiu angst.
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#SVSSS #bingyuan Okay but consider personal servant Shen Yuan who's been at prince binghe's side since they were children, having to dodge the princes advances and wandering hands Binghe's his best friend! But he's also the crown prince
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Twitch's "Allow your channel content to train generative AI models" setting is here and on by default. Go turn that shit off, streamer!! The toggle is under your Settings, then 'Security and Privacy'
screenshot of a Twitch account's Settings page, showing Security and Privacy and a toggle that reads "Training for Generative AI"
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
#svsss #scumcum You know, this fic is really good for a reread. especially while I'm not feeling the best so I'm sharing with you guys one of my most favorite series, with enough drama to keep me interested but not too much as to get me worked up Perfect when I'm not allowed to get agitated
archiveofourown.org
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milk 🍳 @rottingcheng.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i wonder if some fic authors know i will think about their fics forever
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PaisleyBrie✨COMMS OPEN✨ @paisleybrie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Day 3 of Palworld!! Riding the hyperfixation high till we crash :p www.twitch.tv/paisleybrie
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paisleybrie - Live on Twitch
WE JUST GOT A LETTER WE JUST GOT A LETTER WE JUST GOT A LETTER I WONDER WHO ITS FROM | Streaming palworld.
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corrin @lavenderandrue.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hypersensitive hands that are always covered by gloves and rarely touch anything... yeahjg
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SVSSSkinZine @svssskinzine.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Monthly Update! Shipping starts this month! A million wrinkly thank yous for all your wrinkly patience! We will begin with US-based and then international orders for Thirsty and Well-Fed Skitten Bundles. P.S. Any extra items are our final Stretch Goal Rewards so enjoy! ;)
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Phosphorshy @phosphorshy.horse · 10/07/2026
I'm gonna give a heads up to anyone who sees this or similar posts deer.social hasn't been maintained for over a year (github.com/a-viv-a/deer...) I personally use and highly recommend witchsky.app if you are looking for a social-app fork
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comms open ~ pyro 🔥🚒 @applefuell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Comm for for @cucumber-salad.bsky.social ! 👀 #svsss #shenjiu #shangqinghua
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is still one of my most favoritest moments in any of my threads Very closely followed by "dance you miserable fool!" If I remember it right (I might not have) I'm still snickering
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Chip @potato-crackers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
wait a fucking minute, it says its an overseas manga with (japan), DOES THIS MEAN NO MANHUA CENSORSHIP??????????????????????
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#svsss #qijiu #bingyuan You know I never went into my whole SVSSS icelandic/Nordic AU before I have a whole idea for human YQY who falls in love with this fae he meets in the woods SJ was 100% gonna stab him for trespassing but YQY is wearing such a dumb face
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Give em feathers and scales countless wings. Big claws too. Anyways yeah I want SQQ in the middle of that, unable to comprehend any of it as he's enveloped in wings, claws scraping his thighs. at least two tongues active and one of em is down his throat
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
this thread is so important
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I think he'd like it, but he'd be so taken aback by it all I imagine him having a type of survivors guilt Because he's been accepted here, while the countless of omegas and betas in HHP who could FINALLY thrive in this kind of environment, are not
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Daze 🍃 @sunstung.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ten more days until the preorder period ends!!!
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
#svsss I wanna share my thoughts as I was reading 'Shen yuan of no relation' yesterday Trigger warning: heavy angst, EXTREME bullying and self inflicted harm. Along with some pretty disturbing thoughts I think? Also spoiler warning
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liammm !! @ratmail.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
a few extra treats #svsss #peiliu #liufang #zhuliu (?) #liuqingge
pei ming scooping liu qingge up in his arms, trying to kiss him while liu qingge is pushing him awaymu qingfang kissing liu qingges beauty mark while he bandages up his armzhuzhi lang getting up and personal with liu qingge and his snakes like a freak
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
#svsss Okay I need help, I'm overstimulated all the way to hell and I need an appropriately angsty fic for my misery (I do like happy ends but it's not necessary) if anyone has recommendations they are much appreciated
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
#svsss I wanna write out the dragon AU I made with Jade But I need someone to yell at me to go do it it's so good, like super amazing, it's got tragic Qijiu, with BingJiu as the main (toxic) ship
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Daze 🍃 @sunstung.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Preorder sheet for the start of Summer officially launching! This will be up until June 20th, 9pm CDT! If there are any questions, feel free to DM me! forms.gle/Tpnmdfmi1DDV...
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Stamps @stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
So anyways this is my official petition for more people to draw Shen Jiu as a Willow Ptarmigan, featuring Rhea YQY and White Naped Crane LQG. #svsss
Several sketches of SQQ(SJ) as a Willow Ptarmigan, a small, stout white bird with anger issues. It shows him covering his beak with his wing (like a fan), him turned away while huffing, screaming in anger, him attacking Crane LQG and him ignoring a soggy and pathetic Rhea YQY.
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
THEY HAVE ARRIVED
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I also think it's funny if WQW hears SY complain about being made to play the omega, how he's nothing like an omega! And god forbid SJ hears about his kid being so against being like him-
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I should be sleeping but instead I'm gonna write about disciple SY, like I'm absolutely obsessed with the fic "like a tooth from a mouth(I leave a hole)" and I wanna explore secret demon SY Now I'm nowhere near equipped to handle something so complicated as that fic so I'ma make it a lil silly
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Stamps @stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Witness... My son
A cartoonish dog made of sculpey of various colors, red, blue, green and yellow
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Please share this one.
HEY YOU! YES YOU!

TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!

example.com/article{?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=emai} /youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcC{?si=Aa1Uc_fRHXC0ay85}

These are source identifiers

Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site.Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity.

When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers.

Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them.
Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm _source="
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#svsss I've been thinking up the idea of SY being transmigrated and have the worst habit of mumbling and talking out loud Like as a street kid it's not so bad because SY is a kid and neither Qi-ge or A-jiu pay any mind to his ramblings about monsters and demons and the emperor of the three realms
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
#svsss The pins from @sairusb.bsky.social have officially arrived! I'm so happy with these, they've been added to my pin collection~ (I couldn't help but keep the backing for the man titty pins, I like the look of them)
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I need to work more on this thread Warning: dub/noncon and a whole bunch of drama This is still one of my favorite threads I'm writing
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
#svsss #ShenJiu #Omegaverse I'm not sorry- I NEED secret omega SJ being outcast from his pack due to his reputation and prickly personality. I'm just imagining SJ needing to go find the An Ding peaklord to retrieve something.
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
So like, would you guys be interested in a #svsss themed Tomodachi life stream? I want to live out my yaoi dreams I wanna let em loose and see what ships come forth, maybe something cursed combos I'm gonna be playing it Friday with stamps
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#svsss I really really really want a bee/wasp au for the svsss fandom Warning, this gets kinky I know there is at least one fanfic But like I want one where it's not a completely accurate bee AU
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Joe The English Otter @englishotter.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A quick heads up; The UK government is currently holding a consultation on the Online Safety Act. The consultation lasts until the end of next month. Please fill it out if you live in the UK and/or share it around to get more eyes on it. www.gov.uk/government/c...
gov.uk
Growing up in the online world: a national consultation
We are consulting on further measures to prepare children for the future in an age of rapid technological change. This includes potential age restrictions on social media and other services such as ga...
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Jared Goring 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 18/04/2026
So I'm not "adult industry" (quite? I dunno, the smut I write from time to time definitely counts in some people's books but- I digress) and I only have one card to keep my credit high, but I would apply for one of these on day one. I support this so wholeheartedly!
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Stamps @stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Sure showed them! #svsss #shangqinghua
Shang Qinghua in blue heels bent forward onto his arms as his legs tremble. His ass is facing the camera.
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Cucumber Salad @cucumber-salad.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
#svsss #qijiu #bingqiu These arrived today, my life is complete 💕
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Lemon Boi @lemonboiandi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You can buy the physical version of both my Shang Qinghua related books ! They are available on Lulu ! shorturl.at/bOg8m Note that I gain almost nothing of the sales. If you wish to support my work financially, consider tipping my on my Ko-Fi page ! ko-fi.com/lemonboiandi Thank you <3 #svsss
An advertisement consisting of a photo on the grass of my cumplane comic "Homesick" and my Shang Qinghua Art Collection Book "Hurry Hurry"    "Scum Villain's fans ! Hurry Hurry and Homesick available in physical version on Lulu.com ! There's a Cumplane comiv book and a Shang Qinghua Art book by Lemon boi. They are shipping internationally !"An advertisement consisting of a photo on the grass of my cumplane comic "Homesick".This comic is :
-A Shang Qinghua x Shen Yuan romance -A modern AU 
-The size is 25,4 x 17,8 cm / 10x 7 inch 
-Include a NSFW part ! This book is +18 !  

The price is 7,46 € / 8,74 $ plus shipping costAn advertisement consisting of a photo on the grass of my Shang Qinghua Art Collection Book "Hurry Hurry"   This book contains :  
-A SFW and exclusive NSFW Shang Qinghua related art. This book is +18 ! 
-My cumplane comic "Homesick" 
-A Q&A  

The size is A4 and there are 168 pages. The price is 12,77 € / 15,05 $ plus shipping cost.An advertisement where is written : 

"I barely earn anything with my sales on Lulu.com, but I thanks you in advance for considering buying one of my books ! But ! If you wish to support me financially, I have a Ko-Fi page where you can tip me !!  

(I really prefer Ko-Fi to Gumroad. Gumroad-the plateform you can get Hurry Hurry with a "Pay what you want payment"- take a lot of percentage, but I didn't noticed earlier)
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Stamps @stampsthevoidgoo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Tried out a new style, figured it was a good time to draw ✨them✨ again. #svsss #bingqiu
Colored drawing of Luo Binghe holding and rubbing his face on the top of Shen Qingqiu's head.
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