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Count Crackula

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#1 Sworn archnemesis of my own boredom. I still love Killjam XXX. Julius or Batchelor XIX • He/Him • Artist • >3 countcrackula.straw.page

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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But The Appetite Remains.
Bedazzling gut filled figure in a yellow background that is covered in its own guts which are coming out the chest and abdomen respectively. It's torn its own heart and continues to wave concern and smile. The red text says "But the appet-rema-" and "FUCKMEFUCKM-". The white text says " I WAN- CE".
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Robot.
Several photos and sheets of paper are presented in the following order from the top most of the pile to the back of the pile:
1. A photo of two girls staring at the camera from a building, one is pointing. It is labeled 9-1-26 in ink, has a heart sticker on it, and there is a third and noticeably darker figure present next to one of the girls.
2. A photo of a girl labeled 8-23-26 with the darker figure wrapping their arm around her.
3. A photo peering into someone's bedroom. A figure is inside the room with her. The photo is obscured and only "7" can be read.
4. Various blank photos for composition purposes.
5. Math homework. Most visible sections reads:
½(2+4)
(1+2)=3
6. A sticker sheet of hearts missing a heart.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes I think death will be where I can see my face for the first time. But I know it will speak and tell me "that's not what I'd want for you, because I love you".
A gray figure tries to touch the other, more colorful side of a screen. The other side has a larger, colorful figure who touches back. They are the same.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Sometimes I Forget I'm An Adult."
A doll sits on a blanket being used as for a picnic-tea-party. Three cups surround the doll. One is knocked over. Profound sadness.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friends have been getting me into Transformers, so I've been brewing this little dipshit in the labs.
Toxic Twist displaying nine expressions within squares including (from left to right and top to bottom) content, disappointed, stimulated, "Oh! A bird!", "eh", enthused, "Oh hello", "Ah jeez", and sorry.Thigh to headpiece concept art of Toxic Twist (also known as Twist). Twist is a large-bodied decepticon themed after an ice cream truck with a decepticon decal fit on the top of his chest. He has a silly-looking clown face with little detail in a "less is more" creepy sort of way.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Metamorphosis is necessarily actually, you're just becoming your best you. Slowly. But certainly.
Vetrox Jicong, a burgundy blood Troll Thief of Mind is sitting in an array of colors. He has one arm doing a peace sign like a pair of scissors and smiles coy.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Evil fucked up retributive thoughtform filled with hatred has to confront an aura darker than his own.
Thaddeus Snatcher, a large entity wearing a pink-purplish suit and an ever-shadowed face with yellow highlights has to confront that one AI slop version of Lord Verity (Master of Humanity) called Lord Obesity.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drawing nonsense for practice.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trying To Remain Content.
Chroma skips through a field of gray and destiny. He says "Oh, what hell! Life continues anyway."
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This actually tracks.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I found this character I made while ago! Perhaps deserving of a redesign...
A feminine clown-devil character with a pink bow and gloves. They have a puffball tail.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. Yeah King Ramses also. 2. Sticking my head out of a car window. 3. My grandparents. 4. Slenderman. 5. Tha part of a putting on a shirt where you can't see because I watched Uncle Grandpa as a kid.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I believe that's the confirmed origin of the updated image for the SCP wiki, though not the original.
The updated image of SCP-1875.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I can't believe it took this long to make a J.K. Rowling horror game.
Markiplier's video for "MOLDRISE" which featured a frightening, pale old woman staying at the camera while she opens a door with the words "MOLD RISE" at the side.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Image of "The Bride and the Ugly Ass Groom" meme.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I got on call with a qpp and I realize while on video that an evil camera thing you will get if you have big boobs if that they will just disappear into the bottom of your screen and form of trapezoid around your chest that takes up at least a 1/3 of the bottom of the screen.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I forgot to send this one oops #crackjamx3 .
Ariadne Culver and Eisen Iyer from The Kingmaker Histories beefing with each other via Ariadne pointing a flesh Canon at Eisen's chest.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me and the dilf machine wizard I picked up by being authentically myself in the libertarian late-capitalism cyber-hellscape.
Eisen Iyer from Kingmaker Histories on the left and Faustina Fetamine from Killjam XXX on the right.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"I think you might actually be my dream woman." HE GETS IT. EISEN IYER KINGMAKER HISTORIES YOU GET ME.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
KILLMAKER JAMSTORIES FUCK YESSSSS LIVE REACTION THREAD. #crackjamx3
Me hearing the wonderful Zewie LeFou as Bellamy Pink screaming "NOBODY IS GETTING PROBED!"
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Someome go follow Lyra. Give her that 1k boost. The opportunity is right there, I am tempting you to finish the awesome number...
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Drew this awhile back to be therapeutic.
A series of cat faces in rainbow color with a couple minor doodles of a sun, a cat, and a cat's face above.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Okay. Which one is it then.
The Crunchyroll YT channel uploading the first episode of the forst season of Danganronpa: The Animation while the thumbnail says Arifureta: Arifureta Shokugyou De Sekaisaikyou; From Commonplace to World's Strongest; Season Two.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fun fact: She also has sharp teeth like Chroma, but she doesn't show them off very often because she thinks they would scare off kids. Though, plenty of them just think "you shouldn't hide them though, they make you look like a cool shark!" or something!
Palette showing teeth.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I forgot the stupid wand wing blegh!
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Decided to try my hand at designing Chroma's sister, THE Fairy Godmother. I think Palette would be a cute name for her. She's about two Chromas tall and Chroma is five feet on the head so have fun thinking about that.
Chroma's sister Palette who is overwhelmingly everything Chroma cannot be. He's also there for comparison.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As much as he likes to present being sauve and graceful, do not be fooled. Chroma is a massive fucking loser with an irresponsible amount of cosmic power that he uses to ignorantly torment the humans he's supposed to be teach to be better or more fulfilled as people.
Chroma holding his wand and a lollipop and looking sickeningly deserving of being bullied.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I drew this while my dad was in the ER last night. I forgot the exact context, but thank you.
Scribble doodle of Chroma holding a sign that says "thank you".
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chroma Styling.
Chroma doodle page with two different outfits. The first one, left, is an 80's inspired outfit with several clunky necklaces. Chroma has his hair up with a scrunchie and a bow. He has triangle earrings. The second one, right, Chroma is laying down on his stomach with his legs up. He had a wild haircut and wearing a headband to represent his "horns" instead of his band or a bow. The outfit has fringe and flowers.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wip.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goodmorning everypony. Let's d estroy manhatten because there are too many "man" and "hate" and "ten" for this world.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dead Raccoon's Bones.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Banette yessssssssss yessssss yessssss yessssss yesssssss.
Banette from Pokémon.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lazslo in two worlds. Same character, seperate TTRPG-based oc universes.
Left features Lazslo Starling (she/they/he) post-story. She is a femme-androgynous individual with vestigial bear-like features and she is dressed in a cozy and casual fashion. They are sitting on a chair with a mug and thinking about appreciating their life. Right is Lazslo Starlet (he/him) who seems generally discontent while smoking a cigarette. He is dressed more formally.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Many Chromas! I draw him in so many ways!
Several iterations of Chroma.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Chroma would be excited to meet another inhuman-thing, but he knows he knows he looks kind of silly when he gets excited and he doesn't want to blow an interaction like this, so he just tried holding it in and prays Rook doesn't ask or thinks he's uncomfortable. Fairies have social anxiety too lol.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Insane, almost the verbatim thing happened with my mascots LMAO.
Previous mascot, Beep.Current mascot, Chroma.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sighh fine, you can all have my Lazslo comics too....
First panel depicts Yuki (a feminine transmasc plastic Japanese doll) and Lazslo (A femme-androgynous non-binary stuffed bear) sitting next to each other on an incline. Lazslo looks bashfully off to the side and says "I think it's nice you figured yourself out at such a young age. I just feel like I'm too late for it all. I wasted my time being an asshole when I could've just been happier with myself. Now I'm just a wrinkly, fat bastard in a wig."

The second panel has Yuki reply to Lazslo "It doesn't mean you're too late, Lazslo. It just means people can call you a BBW GILF." Lazslo responds "A WHAT-"The first panel is a shot on a framed photo of Missy Medusa (Beauty focused pop idol plastic doll woman) and Lazslo Starling. The house has this tacky, old people house sort of background. 

The second panel features Ginger (A shape-changing, amorphous girl made of playdoh) looking confused at the picture as Lazslo (off screen) says "Missy is my sister. It's fine if you're a little confused." 

The third panel features Ginger imagining Missy and Lazslo together, both as stuffed bears like Lazslo. She concludes "YOUR CLONE CAME OUT WRONG! SHE'S WEIRD-LOOKING FOR A BEAR." Lazslo is drawn very poorly in the back with her hands up exclaiming "Wait wait--"
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Orange to meet you. That's absolutely how that goes.
Orange Soul.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh my.
The North Wind from A Miser Brothers' Christmas (2008).Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2 (2004).
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I very unfortunately have to share a birthday with that one clown who makes movies. That's not an exaggeration, Eli Roth produced a movie called Clown where he was the clown and the protagonist cries while making DeviantArt belly vore noises at children for half an hour.
Poster for the 2014 movie Clown.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Which Walten Files writer did I personally scorn for Sophie Walten to literally be me at 14.
Sophie Walten shocked on a car seat.Sophie Walten sad outside.Sophie Walten distressed next to her father.Sophie Walten betrayed and concerned.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
(7/17) Character by @glaggling.bsky.social
Character Strudel is having a picnic at an orchard during dawn or dusk.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
(7/7) Characters by @dragonsqueers.bsky.social and @sxlvally.bsky.social and uhh me thats my horse.
Characters Megara and Cement embracing each other while Chroma, in the form of a horse, menaces them from afar.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
(7/3) Character by @ghostbellies.bsky.social
Illustration of character Rook sitting at a table with a phone.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
MAYBE I DON'T WANT INTERNET UNFICTION APPEAL ANYMORE WITH STATIC REAL PEOPLE FACES. MAYBE I WANT TO SEE COOL STYLSITIC CHOICES AND ART DIRECTION. I'M SICK OF PRETENDING REALISTIC=GOOD!!!
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Why so many Abandonment questions.
8 on Crazy Axis, 8.5 on Hot Axis.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I know I will be good because we are good.
Dark photo with two figures. The one on the right is a long-haired individual with no discernible lower jaw and the one on the left is a cartoonish figure with two horns coming out of it's head and a nervous expression.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Does she?? Can I get a citation?
A Fandom Wiki page of Blue Diamond where under the nicknames section including "Blue" and "Your Highness", there is a "Mommy" which is attributed to Yellow Diamond calling her that.
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Count Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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