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I am here to bring slurs to this platform

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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I wouldn't give a fuck if my pilot was furry in his free time. Tails was a great pilot.
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trying some new teas soon... I will be reviewing them. Tea review Caleb will return
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
awaiting my switch 2 in the mail to play
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gonna finish fire emblem engage whole I prepare for fortunes weave. The game where I got to the final boss and quit randomly
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
feeling a lil mpreg with it
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the lesson from the right is not that their obsessions with trans volleyball, anti Haitian blood libel, or reversing the change in teen pregnancy rate are actually the well framed kitchen table issues of the volk but simply that political discourse becomes about things people say often and loudly
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know it was just the Browns, but playstyle wise, the game we just had was what I envisioned for Trevor. A baller just going downfield every play. I HATED the stuff we did under Doug Pederson, even when it worked. It was so shceme heavy and forced Trevor to be smth hes not
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 13/09/2026
Ma'am, Is It Okay For You To Piss So Much In Your Own Home?
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Actual fed
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
still a banger soundcloud.com/jillkatze/sm...
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Smash Mouth - Cum Star
25,000 listens?! Heck!!! I made you a sequel: https://soundcloud.com/jillkatze/all-the-cum-things Update, Feb 23 2017: This is nearing 100k listens and someone even interviewed me for a magazine abou
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grosmorne29.bsky.social @grosmorne29.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I just found out that Lindsay Graham’s senate seat was held by only TWO people in 70 years! And before Graham, it was Strom Thurman! This tells all you need to know about the US as a white supremacist anti-democratic state!
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm so glad that new Katamari came out and it's actually fun cause the music gives the same feel as the older games www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeFG...
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Once Upon A KATAMARI | Daoko - YangYang
YouTube video by Bandai Namco Entertainment Southeast Asia
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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lindsey graham died and my first thought was man he had that banger tweet about snack wraps and I realized that was newt gingrich damn he ain't had no legacy at all
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Source tells me Lindsey is stable. Please god
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
www.kkinstagram.com/p/DaYdlpEu8sM/
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Open in App
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
when I first made a book club years ago I did a freestyle rap to commemorate it and damn I was snappin
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 23/06/2026
ICE detainees in Louisiana are sitting for YEARS, caught in endless limbo.
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“Stuck in Purgatory”: ICE Detention in Louisiana Can Stretch on for Years - Bolts
Louisiana has more ICE lockups than almost any other state. Now as a surge in habeas petitions overloads courts, people are held “unfathomably” long without recourse.
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Newly added to my anime music playlist: The really good opening song for the terrible persona 4 anime www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FtU...
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Key Plus Words-Persona 4 The Animation Opening 2
YouTube video by jfielding95
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
There's basically no pic of my uncle that I don't find funny
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
you ever randomly think about how hard this song is www.youtube.com/watch?v=rquy...
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Strawberry Letter 23
YouTube video by The Brothers Johnson - Topic
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rest in peace 🕊️
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
He hasn’t tweeted today what happened
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Juneteenth should not be a federal holiday.
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I haven't been a fan of any basketball team historically but what if I became a Pelicans fan to see if I end up wishing death on my cousin
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
One of the things that I think people don't understand about Netanyahu is that they think he is racist in some inscrutable or exotic Israeli way, when he is actually racist in the exact way you'd expect a guy who went to high school in the Philly suburbs in the late 1960s (as he did) to be
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@jizaiwill.bsky.social you might be hacked or smth brother
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I guess the DSA still has yet to wrap its head around the fact that Democratic Socialism isn't revolutionary. The police, being the most outward and violent enforcers of state power, can really only be challenged by a revolutionary movement, and certainly not a demsoc politician.
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mleroi.bsky.social @mleroi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
x.com/jonathan_k_c...
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
made a group chat for all my ex wives to discuss how much they still want me
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
what the FUCK at guild wars 3 lol
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I am the Arknights Endfield High Roller
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
getting pressured into being nice and normal >>>
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
do I have the ugliest most inefficient factory in the world? yes. who cares I'm rich already
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
n word passes should exist but only for black people so I can put "london on the track nigga" as my bio on any site without getting in trouble
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Stir-frying shredded cabbage with soy sauce and apple cider vinegar and onions >>>>
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I'm so glad Thugger got so much music that I'm not desperate enough to try that new album or Chris Brown one
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Young Thug so good at long ass hooks www.youtube.com/watch?v=clQP...
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Mannequin Challenge (feat. Juice WRLD)
YouTube video by Young Thug - Topic
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I knew he was a real nigga when I saw the draft fit
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Love being in a bitter censorship war and getting paid literally double digit millions and recently being a guest on the 44th president's wife's podcast. Censored as hell
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If you see this post an anime you love
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a couple of cartoon characters with the word ahh written on the bottom
ALT: a couple of cartoon characters with the word ahh written on the bottom
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Tiktok one of the only platforms left where you can be a lil horny with it in the replies without other people knowing and Israel bought it. We are in hell
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
made air fried fish and green curry
air fried fish and green curry
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
she blue on my sky
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I recorded a rap in the middle of this
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I wrote something for the first time in a while: Rating the shots in my DMs by spambots on x the everything app open.substack.com/pub/calebb/p...
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Rating the shots in my DMs by spambots on x the everything app
Hello.
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I wrote something for the first time in a while: Rating the shots in my DMs by spambots on x the everything app open.substack.com/pub/calebb/p...
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Rating the shots in my DMs by spambots on x the everything app
Hello.
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The complete 180 Sam Altman did on Trump is crazy. I didn't realize he was such a staunch critic before. This isn't radical or anything, but he's such a fanboy now that I was somewhat surprised lol blog.samaltman.com/trump
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caleb @countcaleb.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Playing dynasty warriors origins again it kills me that this game so kinda gay with it the devs were like yea idk guess it did end up a lil gay
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