Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige. 13353351298
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026An alien's take on the Bayeux Tapestry. 391307307
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Count Binface meets the press: AUSTRALIA 25927129
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Thank you ITV and Good Morning Britain. 1372461431
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech! 456137902669
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface 12940201067
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You may have seen I broadcast a message to planet Earth from the edge of space. I thought it was equally important to speak to deep space about you and your lovely little planet. But I thought humans might like to see it too, so here it is. #Clacton #VoteBinface 672477662
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’m so grateful to have received kind messages from the next generation of humans over the last few weeks. This is from Edward, aged 10. Thank you! 472885443
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it. 772835927
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I don’t know if this really happened. But if it did, I salute you Alan. 271825283
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I believe Clacton deserves an MP who will spend their time shining a light on everything the area has to offer. And why wait till I'm elected? I've been to visit one of the constituency's most stunning landmarks. 21080431868
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Oh I do like to be beside the Clacton-on-Seaside. 602071521
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/08/2026In Clacton right now. (Real, not AI!) #VoteBinface 302016417
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton 22672282814
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 05/08/202653,800 of these bad boys are landing in Clacton. Ain’t they beauts? #VoteBinface 1353747916
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton 1072917880
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 31/07/2026✅ Touring Clacton ✅ Visiting local businesses ✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns ✅ Hi-vis vest Make your Vote Count! #VoteBinface #Clacton 13553711208
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Damn. I was looking for Micah Richards. 591866189
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan 29469622160
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly. 15562041417
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Whether it’s politics or sides of the Mersey, I’m uniting red and blue. 631816278
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/07/2026VICTORY! England over Mexico. Me (morally) over the other Makerfield candidates. Celebrate with me LIVE IN LONDON! My one and only July gig is @museumofcomedy this Thursday 9 July at 8.30pm. Tickets are disappearing faster than Nigel's poll lead. JOIN ME! www.museumofcomedy.com/count-binfac... 631550
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 29/06/2026BINFACE NEWS! To those humans asking where you can see me in the flesh: I don't have flesh, but after my Makerfield triumph I'm having a (Moral) Victory Rally at the Museum of Comedy, London on Thurs 9th July. 20:30. Come get some space, satire and sanity! www.museumofcomedy.com/count-binfac... 225532
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Move over Keir and Kemi. Here's the real Prime Minister's Questions: Binface and Burnham! #PMQs 830945
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Delighted to make my debut at #PMQs. And I’m not even elected yet. 2661968
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Another journalist asked for my thoughts on the impeding Labour leadership explosion. So I said this. #Burnham #Starmer #Makerfield 636673
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I think that's what you call a hat-trick. 1141337
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 18/06/2026One question I get asked is: you say you're bringing back Ceefax, but what about the Bamboozle quiz? Well, worry ye not. To celebrate the by-election and the wonders of democracy, I'm delighted to present all-new #Makerfield BINBOOZLE. Can you get them all right? #VoteBinface 716035
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 18/06/2026People of #Makerfield! Vote Count Binface to: - abolish hydration breaks in football - give Emma Hayes a proper studio - stick it to the ‘mainstream’ parties - destroy the far right - cut your taxes and raise everyone else’s - other things humans care about Make your vote COUNT! 632140
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Send a message. Beat the Tories! Vote Binface! #Makerfield 2636196
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 17/06/2026To floating voters in #Makerfield: I say this: firstly congrats on achieving levitation, and more importantly the Conservatives have been polling at 1%. #VoteBinface and we can beat the Tories, pulling off the biggest electoral humiliation since I beat Britain First in 2024! 422144
