Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Thank God we have Donald Trump around to let us know that *checks notes* the Pope is “weak on crime.” 030
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The President is actively threatening blow up an entire county and its citizens, and meanwhile, people are out here arguing that he didn’t use the dictionary defined version of “civilization” and therefore is actually joking. 000
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 07/10/2025If you watch anything from the Pam Bondi hearing, let it be this questioning from Dick Durbin today. 020
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Trump: Can we stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein? Also Trump: *writes page long rant about Jeffrey Epstein and his files* 030
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Chuck Schumer has forced the Senate to read the entire 940+ page Big Beautiful Bill out loud before voting on it. This is the level of petty and invigorating filibustering I want from all Democrats. 2105
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 10/04/2025For those who are still catching up on the tariff news from today, let a penguin sum it up for you. Trump: Bow down to me! China: lol cry more loser 040
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 09/04/2025*looks at melting iceberg next to me* “Hey hot thing, can I waddle on you? Cause I trust you more than the world trusts the US Treasury.” 0111
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Trump: If China does not take its tariffs off us, I will impose a 104% tariff in response tonight. China has to make a deal. They love deals. They love me. China loves Trump. Make a DEAL. I love deals, and I love China. Me: Sir, I am a penguin 1192
Reposted by Council of PenguinsPenguins Against Trump @penguinsagainstdt.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Penguin leadership approves of this message. 1227843
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Probably needed a hug, but crashed the global stock markets and taxed a bunch of penguins instead. 170
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 07/04/2025*looks at circuit breaker* *waddles away because I’m literally just a penguin* 1170
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Our human was on the front lines of the protest in Denver yesterday. He did us proud, as did all humans. #handsoff 0242
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Our staff photographers captured this image of Donald Trump being slowly eaten by the starving Dow Jones. #tariffs 0233
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Waddle up. Kendrick Lamar, your move. 515036
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025The Council of Penguins will never use Signal chats to discuss our war plans. You have our guarantee. 528273
Reposted by Council of PenguinsHeard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 04/04/2025The minute Americans have to pay more than $4 for a carton of eggs and discover Penguin and emu eggs are twice the sizemedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is holding his nose with his finger .Alt: a man in a suit is eyeing us and pointing with his finger “we want your eggs” 421499177
Reposted by Council of PenguinsIndivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 03/04/2025SAVE THE PENGUINS. STOP TRUMP’S TARIFFS. 652413825
Reposted by Council of PenguinsMarco Foster @marcofoster.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands! 372152312961
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025The Council of Penguins will shortly be in touch with Antarctica. Thank you for bringing this our attention @markhamillofficial.bsky.social 0217
Council of Penguins @councilofpenguins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Per The Council of Penguins directive, we are denouncing the 10% tariff put upon our fellow birds in the Heard and McDonald Islands. We protest this action severely, and rest assured Donald Trump will not hear the last of this. 0155
