Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 08/01/2026I'm really sick today, just merging the fuck out of a bunch of PRs with this energy 220
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 12/09/2025Can't wait to be in Buffalo! I just gave @calebporzio.bsky.social my talk title. "Livewire.pdf, and Other Abominations" wire-live.com Buy a ticket, you hooligan! 1100
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 27/08/2025Just almost fell down the stairs due to slippery socks. I am fine but that was so scary holy shit. 9150
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 22/08/2025If you don’t shut your bitch ass up and get off my lock screen this morning. 2192
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 27/07/2025I like to leave my wife cute little notes when I leave town for work. 1250
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 18/07/2025I fell asleep with YouTube playing last night and this has just been paused on my phone all day. I might know kotlin now? 4120
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 16/07/2025This is cool and cursed, I can't decide if it's more cool or more cursed. Please weigh in. 420
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 01/07/2025One of the cool things about my wife is that in our “important documents” accordion folder, right next to the passports, is a 15 year old, mostly flat, half pack of wood tip wine Black’n’Milds 1240
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 12/06/2025I hate when Claude compliments a solution i suggested because of Separation of Concerns. 030
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 09/06/2025I’m pretty internally agitated watching this stuff in LA. Immediately takes me back to Asheville in 2020. Tear gas and rubber bullets, cops roughing up journalists and medics, destroying drinking water and medical supplies. Saw this song on TikTok that made me oddly emotional. 080
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 30/04/2025Now just pop a `class="light"` on a wrapper div and you're chillin. 050
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 30/04/2025🔥 Want to use light mode on just one flux component in your otherwise dark-mode app? 2163
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 29/04/2025Am I crazy or does it feel like nothing should come after the return type? 110
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 29/04/2025Life is just trying to find the part of the TablePlus toolbar you can drag without clicking a button. Over and over, and then you die. 3250
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 14/04/2025@steven-fox.com is cooking up something special for one of our clients right now... 4100
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 26/03/2025Call with a client who is 2 hours into a debug nightmare. Him: "MYSQL is blowing up if this Date value is EXACTLY this. One hour, one day, one year in either direction and it's fine, but this specific date causes an Invalid Date Format Error." Me: Isn't 2-3AM on Mar. 9 Daylight Savings Hour? Boom 1180
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 13/02/2025TIL about git "sparse-checkout" mode, whose purpose I do not understand, but which puts you in a bizarre liminal space where files that are not in your .gitignore are ignored. 040
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 11/02/2025I think I might have captured the best video of the post Super Bowl festivities in Philly on Sunday night. 1141
Daniel Coulbourne @coulb.com · 23/01/2025Joining in on the rug discourse to show off my two new rugs that arrived this week. Don’t mind the barren office and cluttered living room 220