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Couch of the god variety

@couchgod.bsky.social
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ChiFGC community member | Support your locals | my takes have been microwaved | horribly addicted to an antiquated media format (vinyl)

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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Cock.
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rose 🩷🪽 @aerti.pink · 14/04/2026
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Modded Nissan ultima, tinted windows AND a back the blue sticker? My guy you are at odds with YOURSELF.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Foxtrot, uniform, Charlie, kilo.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Convinced she is free at this point.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
@johanpeitz.com I would like to humbly request an import mesh function in the future please.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Granny loves bazooka and hookah.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I’m back to only posting here again.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I got my toes sucked in the handicap stall at the buc-ees in Lexington Kentucky
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My ex has me locked in a very lengthy custody battle. My 3 year old has her ears pierced and she knows what red bull taste like.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I don’t give a fuck if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Smoking shit so purple you’d think it did poison damage.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I am here to cause mayhem and to clog your toilet.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Barca on Belmont.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Shoma mentioned.
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ManiacalZ | VA\VO @maniacalz.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Ryan is exactly right
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Arc System Works America @arcsystemworks.com · 10/05/2025
GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE- Season Pass 4 character "Unika" joins the fight May 27th! #GGST #Unika
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
General advice from someone in the space, start thinking about their wording. If the current precedent is to search TOS for wording like “train”, they will immediately start thinking of ways to skirt the definitions. The current situation is the best it will ever be. It only gets worse.
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SRM VWB IABP Wham Bam @ Jamily @awexwane.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I would like to thank the Conclave for making their decision to make the home of Frosty Faustings and ComboBreaker a holy place
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Ayyo?
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I am the Slav king bitch.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Weird craving for barbecue sauce. Nothing else.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Give your pickle a tickle and move on.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I got my toes sucked in the handicap stall at the buc-ees in Lexington Kentucky
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Pretty sure the misspelled @calebhearon.bsky.social name on the Chicago theater marquee the other day.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Nothing better than a night of yapping and being vulnerable with the homies.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Wrestling with my demons so much I got feelings and now we are in a consensual polyamorous relationship. Anxiety and I are getting dinner and then having sex on north avenue beach.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I honestly hope that the beings beyond my imagination are real so there will be more things to fuck.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Y’all remember the jelly Reese’s?
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I’ve had a strange fascination with birds recently. Not exactly learning about them but looking and listening. The noises they make and how they appear to do them is crazy to me.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Day man
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This piss ain’t gonna make itself.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I call it, cereals. It took me 9 yeareals to collect all the cereals.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
to tune of "Runnin With the Devil": "Bucc-in With De Beppo"
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
What they mean by this?
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Yes.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Robbie - “AYOO CHIP ZANUFF?!? Sick cosplay dude!” The guy cosplaying Black Star - 😐
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Apparently I am known for my “catch phrase” at work which is “any time, every time” when someone tells me thank you. Management is destroying me.
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
On April 8, 1990, the first episode of TWIN PEAKS, "Pilot / Northwest Passage", was premiered. 35 years ago everything began to happen.
Bird, Twin Peaks introLaura Palmer video on TVSpecial Agent Dale Cooper in the car with his tape recorder in Twin Peaks pilot episodeDale Cooper entering Twin Peaks with his car
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This is getting ridiculous. Isn't it, like, April?
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
New patch had people playing tag… maybe it is that bad.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
That first shit after you start eating more fiber is gnarly.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/04/2025
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Arc sys allowing players to put any random comment they want on their player profile in strive was a mistake.
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
AYYO, who’s the body model for Emma Frost 👀
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Couch of the god variety @couchgod.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Please, Daniel Fornace, do not tease me with the Hodan. Just give me the Hodan.
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