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@couchcrusader.bsky.social
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Some 🔞 stuff! | Couch | 🏳️‍⚧️ | They/Them | 35 | Dragon-sheep-skunk-snek-plushie superposition | Purveyor of fine spiders

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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You are pulling a memory I no longer have! Did I do an episode writeup on her?
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Zcythe @albazcythe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Beer, a cozy pool, and a beeg snep to enjoy it all Ych for @drap.bsky.social! Check it out: albazcythe.com/PoolYCH/drap
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🫵 CHARR!!
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
also what a mood, lrp
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wouldn’t have suspected I’d repost this much skunk art, I just find their dumpy lil bodies cute :D
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that skunk again
Narrator: Oh dear. Are you OK, little spotted skunk? Skunk: Ugghhh... NO. 
Narrator: What happened? Skunk: I went to a club last night. On a weeknight. Narrator: And? Skunk: I had two peach White Claws. Narrator: ...And...? Skunk: And I'm a millennial! (pen, pencil, watercolor comic)
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What kind of energy are you bringing into the world if you DON'T want your friends to bite TF you into a dragon
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thorn paw @thorn-paw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gamer friends surprise awesome dragon tf
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me trying to get back into FFXIV when GW2 is right there 😭
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Kibble @kibblekritterz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Skunk kibble typing on their phone “kicks is very cool :3”Them thinking “I kinda wanna use :03Them pulling their snout out as it makes rubber stretching sounds Letting go and letting their face snap back, their snout now reshaped into a bigger, rounder toony skunk shape
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Feve @brizunzies.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
U good homie?
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That corner of the fandom rousing to attention:
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Senator Palpatine to Anakin: We will watch your career
ALT: Senator Palpatine to Anakin: We will watch your career
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Trozte @ BLFC @trozte.com · 15/09/2026
Well you know, it is skunktember!
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Ronjaki | commissions FULL @ronjakiart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Simple "character ref" sketch commission for @dwayyo.bsky.social of their charr, Circe Spellsinger #gw2
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hi, meet Aliira! Been forever since I've doodled something. She is the bombard soldier I'll be taking into the #Starfinder2e game my friend started :D Don't worry, even if she's blind she knows how to fire around you
A bust of an cartoon-styled vlaka, a race of lupine humanoids in the Starfinder setting. Her hair is an unkempt tangle of purple transitioning into reddish-purple, save for a single strand of orange hair that extends in front of her. Her fur colors are muted yellows, and she also has a star marking on her forehead. Her eyes are gray and sightless. She is wearing a red duster with the collar turned open and a metal cuirass underneath. She has a compact headset plugged into one ear. Her expression is confident, if a little self-absorbed and potentially inattentive to her surroundings...
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Her star fighter is an absolute WRECK and her regard for hygiene is inconsistent at best
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hi, meet Aliira! Been forever since I've doodled something. She is the bombard soldier I'll be taking into the #Starfinder2e game my friend started :D Don't worry, even if she's blind she knows how to fire around you
A bust of an cartoon-styled vlaka, a race of lupine humanoids in the Starfinder setting. Her hair is an unkempt tangle of purple transitioning into reddish-purple, save for a single strand of orange hair that extends in front of her. Her fur colors are muted yellows, and she also has a star marking on her forehead. Her eyes are gray and sightless. She is wearing a red duster with the collar turned open and a metal cuirass underneath. She has a compact headset plugged into one ear. Her expression is confident, if a little self-absorbed and potentially inattentive to her surroundings...
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's you! Wonderful ref :D
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There’s probably something to be said about trying to stuff months’ worth of friend time between 50 different people in a single weekend where you’re working 😔 I’m glad we got to see each other, that said!
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gonna miss ya! I’m gonna be on the other end of the country…
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Cuppa @cuppalion.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
whoaaa
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've always called this guy "sidewolf" but no one else had so I'm never able to find him! Did you ever name this guy?
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Friend is running her own Strength of Thousands campaign after we'd finished playing in another one a couple years ago, and she asked for art of my PC Ivy to include as as cameo for her game. Good a time as any to dredge this sketch up and add some flats to it. #pathfinder2e #pf2e #kholo #gnoll
A lanky, non-binary gnoll with multiple piercings and scars stands in place with one hand holding a gnarled staff and their other hand stretched out to their bearded vulture familiar as it prepares to land on them. They are dressed in loose teal garments with golden geometric designs, patterned after Yoruba agbadas, and wear a yellow sash decorated with alternating red, orange, and green triangles from over their left shoulder to their opposite hip. On the same shoulder is a carved wooden mask of a hare's head and ears, held in place by a loose leather strap around their neck.
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
*Would not have dreamed of saying anything like that had I not heard this from a vendor friend I very, very much trust. If vendor lead's already gone to bed to put this behind him, I'm sure he'll be in for a *real* day tomorrow
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
a p p a r e n t l y that's the same chat the moonlight festival vendors were supposed to be able to use too? Well, see you all at 9 tomorrow idkgdiaf
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It's the horrors, Pixel. She drinks for the horrors.
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TinyPigDraws 🍁🍁🍁 @tinypigdraws.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
more sunbathing
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hold up, a happy William? From you? I can't believe what I'm seeing!
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Nick Daniel (Commissions Open) @p5ych.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In the end, no one noticed at all. #OCs #P5ychArt
Brandy (wolf girl) sits on the subway between two people. The one on the left has fallen asleep and is leaning against her. The guy on the right elbows Brandy in the arm.

Guy: "Get a load of that weirdo."
Brandy: "Eh heh heh heh."
Brandy (thinking): This guy's sitting on my tail.
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Easily addressed with an ad campaign extolling the virtues of spontaneous transformation. Lupinize today!
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Nick Daniel (Commissions Open) @p5ych.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It's been 90 seconds and so far Brandy is the only one on the subway to notice that she's turned into a wolf. #OCs #P5ychArt
A wolf girl sits naked in a subway car with a slack-jawed expression. None of the other riders seem to notice anything unusual is happening.
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しおじ商事🍩ShiojiShoji @shiojishoji.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Oooh! Are you GMing or playing in it?
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Ace. You good? Is this a cry for help? 😢
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Kiki :( That hurts to hear all the way from over here. I'm so sorry.
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
It's cooked in every sense of the word chief :(
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Gathering stars ⭐ #art #ink #doodle
dragon gathering stars
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guttertongue @guttertongue.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Design sheet for Spey of their character Okari!
Design sheet for an anthro sand viper character in ornate red robes. Their scales and eyes are both golden, and they wield a host of calligraphy implements as well as holy fire magic. #art #furryart 🖌️
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
SIR!! Why are you in there??
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
In other news, @grem-lyn.bsky.social and I adopted new kittens after Mello passed away earlier this year. I have no idea what Asher is doing here, just found him sunning like this
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
"There's no reason to be good. I want to be good so you can prove to God so you go to that next step." Evil fuckin' man. That good only comes from basic self-interest, c'mon. www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
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Trump 'knows he's dying' as he battles mortality again as he rants about heaven
President Donald Trump has fuelled speculation that he 'knows he's dying' after admitting that he wants to prove to God that he's good enough to reach the 'next step'
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Zillion Ross @zillionross.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Last of the Skunktember #DailySketches
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howl @twotrickpony.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
IMPORTANT PSA: You will NOT see posts from non English speaking artists if your content language is set to English! Make sure it's *unset*!!! If you're following Chinese artists or whatever and wonder why their posts never show up on your feed this is why!
Go in: Settings > Languages> Content Languages and make it *unset* !
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✧ Hagalazka 🥝✧ | Commissions open! @hagalazka.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Waiting for a tram
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Knights of Guinevere PILOT youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE
youtu.be
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: PILOT
YouTube video by GLITCH
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Sun Tzu's "The Art of Vore" @asscendingnode.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
listen man im not excusing his behavior here but i feel like we all should have expected something like this would happen
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Myr-lyn🌺💮🌸🔞🌸💮🌺 @grem-lyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Looks like she wants you to yank her chain ⛓️
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CouchCrusader @couchcrusader.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Nothing catches you more off-guard like a stranger instantly clocking the burdens you've been shouldering in silence for so long. I'm so glad you're finding help <3
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Myr-lyn🌺💮🌸🔞🌸💮🌺 @grem-lyn.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
She looks at you at the club like this wyd? Commission wip I just like the face and makeup a lot 💅✨️
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reallybigdoggy 🛸🦨💨 @reallybigdoggy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I miss you buddy
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