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Coté @cote.io · 21/09/2026
New links newsletter: normies don't like AI, MCP as the integration that outlives the model, and how Casper mattresses bootstrapped the podcast industrial complex. cote.io/2026/09/21/r...
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Relative to your interests, Monday
Also: decoupling self worth from paid labor, what is actually in those markdown files, what the normies think of AI, MCP as an interface contract that outlives the models, and how Casper mattresses…
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Coté @cote.io · 21/09/2026
Here's the slides for my talk, "Making and Maintaining the Case To Stay on Cloud Foundry" that I'll be giving in a few minutes here at #CloudFoundrySummit talks.cote.io/stick-with-c...
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Coté @cote.io · 21/09/2026
Globally, More People Expect AI to Cause Job Loss Than Growth www.pewresearch.org/global/2026/09/… Normies don't like AI.
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Coté @cote.io · 17/09/2026
New links newsletter: accidental platforms, AI vendors that aren't enterprise-ready, and $2.7tn of AI infrastructure spend. cote.io/2026/09/17/r...
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Relative to your interests, Thursday
Also: sovereign agentic AI on Tanzu, TrueSource trusted artifacts, reverse engineering ChatGPT Work, agents that took over a wiki, accidental platforms, and a meeting that could have been an email.
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Coté @cote.io · 17/09/2026
Kids Trends walzr.com/kids-trends/#trend=Baby%2… When was peak Baby Yoda?
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Coté @cote.io · 09/09/2026
New Left without comment: OpenAI's agents spammed a German wiki with benchmark answers, the jobs apocalypse is postponed, and 1% of engineers burn 40% of token spend. cote.io/2026/09/09/l...
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Rogue agents spamming a dormant German wiki, an AI jobs boom that has yet to eat anyone, and the soon to be lost art of writing code.
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Coté @cote.io · 09/09/2026
Do you even need a presentation? martinfowler.com/articles/never-sen… This meeting could have been an email.
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Coté @cote.io · 09/09/2026
Understanding ChatGPT Work simonwillison.net/2026/Aug/30/under… Reverse engineering OpenAI's sprawling agentic AI PaaS.
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Coté @cote.io · 04/09/2026
New links newsletter: fewer than a quarter of enterprises have scaled AI, agent sprawl vs. a runtime, and MCP is SOAP for Zoomers. cote.io/2026/09/04/r...
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Fewer than a quarter of enterprises have scaled AI. Also: adoption that’s broad but shallow, agent sprawl vs. a runtime, second brains, and MCP as SOAP for Zoomers.
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Coté @cote.io · 01/09/2026
Garbage Chairs of Amsterdam.
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Coté @cote.io · 31/08/2026
New links newsletter: getting your data in shape for enterprise AI, MCP gateways, and flying toasters. Plus: maybe AI is just bad at firing people. cote.io/2026/08/31/r...
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Getting your data in shape for enterprise AI usage. Also: MCP gateways, day-two platform ownership, flying toasters, and a pantograph.
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Coté @cote.io · 31/08/2026
Before You Build An AI-Powered Enterprise, Build Its Human Foundation www.forrester.com/blogs/before-you-… "AI Amplifies What Already Exists" - you'll get better at what you're good at, and worse at what you're bad at.
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Coté @cote.io · 31/08/2026
Claudeforce: The AI Interface Salesforce Never Built www.forrester.com/blogs/claudeforce… Headless life-style, no need for a UI, just give me an API.
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Coté @cote.io · 31/08/2026
We announced some new AI-ready data stuff for Tanzu Platform today. Here's a little video I made about it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1im... Also, there's more details in our blog: blogs.vmware.com/tanzu/introd...
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What is Tanzu Platform with AI-ready data foundations?
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Software Defined Talk @softwaredefinedtalk.com · 28/08/2026
This week, @brandonwhichard.com, @cote.io and @mattray.dev discuss Stripe's singularity letter, its $8B Open Router buy, and AI job anxiety. Plus, Matt plays “Bot or Not” on another podcast. www.softwaredefinedtalk.com/587
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The Singularity Didn't Happen on the First
This week, we discuss Stripe's singularity letter, its $8B Open Router buy, and AI job anxiety. Plus, Matt plays “Bot or Not” on another podcast.
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Coté @cote.io · 27/08/2026
The cobbler's curse! Charted every D&D conversation I've had with AI since 2023. Building tooling rather than playing: 5% then, 53% now. cote.io/2026/08/27/u...
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Using AI to play Role Playing Games – Building tools to play Dungeons and Dragons is playing D&D…?
I wanted to see how much time I spend playing D&D with AI versus building the tooling for playing D&D with AI. Charted across 4,245 conversations back to 2023: harness building goes from …
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Coté @cote.io · 27/08/2026
You're Not Behind, You're Being Sold a Vocabulary www.chieftherapyofficer.co.uk/p/you… A cheatsheet for understand what all the AI-loving nerds are talking about.
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Coté @cote.io · 25/08/2026
New links newsletter: AI saves three hours a week, 71% say the workload grew anyway, and ChatGPT prompts are discoverable in court. cote.io/2026/08/25/r...
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Relative to your interests, Tuesday
The above is an excerpt from the interview with Caleb about platform as a product. He’s been on that scene since the beginning, starting at State Farm. I updated our platform as a product pap…
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Coté @cote.io · 25/08/2026
AI Bottlenecks www.johndickerson.com/p/ai-bottlene… Things they slow down AI growth, or, why those tokens are so expensive.
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Coté @cote.io · 25/08/2026
What’s the Difference between Generative Engine Optimization (GEO) & Agent Experience (AX)? redmonk.com/kholterhoff/2026/08/24/… SEO for AIs is still weird.
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Software Defined Talk @softwaredefinedtalk.com · 21/08/2026
This week, @brandonwhichard.com and @cote.io discuss the unsung genius of Apple Pay, AI watermarking, and why digital transformation fails without a crisis. Plus, D&D Beyond's secret character API. www.softwaredefinedtalk.com/586
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Watermark Away, Baby
This week, we discuss the unsung genius of Apple Pay, AI watermarking, and why digital transformation fails without a crisis. Plus, D&D Beyond's secret character API.
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Coté @cote.io · 21/08/2026
"I wouldn't have even attempted it, 'cause it was like 60 or 100 hours. Like, where am I gonna get that from?" So, like me, he had Claude vibe-rpg him up a game. Hear more in @whitneylee.com and my interview with @peopleforrester.bsky.social www.softwaredefinedinterviews.com/125
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Running D&D with AI, Determinism First, and Workflow ROI, with Michael Rishi Forrester
Michael Rishi Forrester built his son a homebrew tabletop campaign with AI in the loop - 20 hours of work instead of 60 to 100 - and found out the hard way that the model had quietly started doing the...
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Coté @cote.io · 21/08/2026
PostgreSQL for Everything www.raphaelbauer.com/posts/postgres… One database for all uses.
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VMware Tanzu @vmwaretanzu.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Résumé-driven development often hides the true cost of custom platforms. Don't let your "build it yourself" initiative turn into an unmanageable maintenance burden. brcm.tech/4hCN0ip
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Platform Engineering ROI: What it costs to build your own platform
Building a custom developer platform costs $7.5M a year. Discover the hidden ROI of buying versus building internal platforms.
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Coté @cote.io · 20/08/2026
Two of these are how humans document a real business process. One is how you take a turn in D&D. Which is which? Riga, Saturday, AI Connect: what three years of getting AI to run D&D taught me about enterprise AI. aiconnect.lv?utm_source=c...
Three dense process flowcharts side by side, each a maze of boxes, arrows and decision diamonds. The left one, in pastel greens and pinks, is a Dungeons & Dragons combat turn — move, action, bonus action, roll to hit, deal damage. The middle one, in blues and reds, is contract formation: offer, acceptance, consideration. The right one, in oranges and yellows with swim lanes for different officials, is the procedure for checking in a voter at a polling place.
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VMware Tanzu @vmwaretanzu.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Precision matters. Whether you're archiving logs or analyzing high-frequency trade data, PXF 8.0.2 ensures your timestamps remain untouched. No silent truncation, no errors—just full precision pipelines. brcm.tech/4wIxXbI
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Timing is Everything: Bringing Nanosecond Precision to Tanzu Greenplum PXF Parquet Pipelines
In the fast-paced world of financial technology and high-frequency trading (HFT), a microsecond is an eternity. When processing millions of transactions, even a microsecond of latency or a rounded tim...
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Software Defined Talk @softwaredefinedtalk.com · 14/08/2026
This week, @brandonwhichard.com, @cote.io and @mattray.dev discuss Zuckerberg's open source AI manifesto, GPUs as securitizable assets, and who actually gets AI ROI. Plus, Buc-ee's goes to war over beavers. www.softwaredefinedtalk.com/585
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I'm not a total AI hater, I'm a finance hater
This week, we discuss Zuckerberg's open source AI manifesto, GPUs as securitizable assets, and who actually gets AI ROI. Plus, Buc-ee's goes to war over beavers.
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Coté @cote.io · 13/08/2026
Work Just Became Fun for Millions of People danielmiessler.com/blog/work-just-b… "Another way to say that is, AI has opened the door to humans spending more time making things instead of being crushed by meetings and process and bureaucracy."
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Coté @cote.io · 12/08/2026
New links newsletter: Gemini crosses a billion users, eight Pulitzer winners disclosed AI use, and Adobe moves the Creative Suite inside ChatGPT. cote.io/2026/08/12/r...
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Coté @cote.io · 12/08/2026
The first notch is magical unsung.aresluna.org/the-first-notch… Lovely pictures of knobs and dials.
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Coté @cote.io · 11/08/2026
"If you just ask it to solve a problem, it's too broad and the context is too big." Andreas Eiken on why the Tanzu UX agent never gets handed a whole problem. Each decision gets its own small context window instead. Full interview: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTN2...
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Software Defined Talk @softwaredefinedtalk.com · 07/08/2026
This week, @brandonwhichard.com, @cote.io and @mattray.dev discuss the Situational Awareness meltdown, Airtable getting sold, and review the Java documentary. Plus, what you should actually buy at IKEA. www.softwaredefinedtalk.com/584
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It’s All God Throwing Dice
This week, we discuss the Situational Awareness meltdown, Airtable getting sold, and review the Java documentary. Plus, what you should actually buy at IKEA.
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Coté @cote.io · 07/08/2026
Who Crapped on Johnny Depp's Bed? - YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt7-WnWdhE… "A wolf-man ironing a duck." // Amazing as always - Bobby Fingers is some kind of new art form and social critic-ing.
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Coté @cote.io · 07/08/2026
How ALL CAPS Lost Its Voice www.printmag.com/type-tuesday/how-a… A history of using all caps.
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Coté @cote.io · 07/08/2026
New links newsletter: the AI productivity gap, 96% of devs don't trust AI code, and 55% of bosses regret their AI layoffs. cote.io/2026/08/06/r...
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From Marc Weidenbaum, June 22, 2026. ICYMI Original content published since last time. The agent did exactly what you asked – scope, sandboxes, and this week’s jailbreaks – Tanzu …
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Coté @cote.io · 06/08/2026
MCP vs. REST: What's the right way to connect AI agents to your API? workos.com/blog/mcp-vs-rest "design MCP tools around what the user is trying to accomplish, not around your internal API structure."
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Coté @cote.io · 05/08/2026
“We’re trying to get everyone to be AI experts and that might not be the way.” My pal @bryanross.me, Field CTO at GitLab, on the new episode with @whitneylee.com and me. www.softwaredefinedinterviews.com/124
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The Chief Therapy Officer, Job Titles as Culture Change, and AI as Spreadsheets, with Bryan Ross
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Coté @cote.io · 05/08/2026
Lesson learned last week, you have to tell the AI and students not to cheat. www.youtube.com/live/BeblGh_...
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Rachel Stephens @rstephens.me · 04/08/2026
If you’re an AI skeptic, may I please suggest “convert this shitty pdf of my child’s school calendar into an .ics file” as a use case?
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Coté @cote.io · 05/08/2026
How to stop Claude from saying load-bearing | jola.dev jola.dev/posts/how-to-stop-claude-f… First Claude code hook prank?
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Coté @cote.io · 04/08/2026
Of course, it those hired back have exactly the same setup as when the weee AI-fired - huzzah! Workers of the world unite!
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Coté @cote.io · 04/08/2026
But, I also suspect that overall this may be much less in mattering and worth to the enterprise than the individual. // that said, it still smells like that old practice of getting rid of old people.
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Coté @cote.io · 04/08/2026
My theory is that that cycle is “cheaper” than it may seem, in tech at least. Once you leave, you lose all your RSUs. And unless you get the same hire date and pay when you’re hired back, you lose all of that too. So: what you can do with this loop is clawback mid- to high-level employees gains.
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Coté @cote.io · 03/08/2026
The best theory of elusive enterprise AI ROI yet: AI makes workers more productive, not organizations. Doctorow's "centaurs" set the terms of their own automation. The productivity is real, it just never shows up as a headcount saving. cote.io/2026/08/03/t...
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Coté @cote.io · 03/08/2026
Forrester: 55% of employers regret their tech-driven staff cuts, and half of AI-attributed layoffs will get quietly reversed. Robert Half says a third of those execs already rehired. "We did it because of AI" was the story told afterwards, not the reason. cote.io/2026/08/03/a...
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Coté @cote.io · 31/07/2026
My review of using Claude to cook.
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Coté @cote.io · 31/07/2026
New links newsletter: Metric Theater, a trillion tokens a month, and COBOL still running 95% of ATMs. Satyrs with chainsaws. cote.io/2026/07/31/r...
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Metric Theater in AI ROI dashboards, Visa collapsing ten-person dev teams, AT&T burning a trillion tokens a month, and COBOL still running 95% of ATM transactions. Plus Kubernetes won the argu…
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Coté @cote.io · 31/07/2026
I was hoping it would do things like carry around amphorae to refill my wine between each sip and plates of succulent grapes, and then help me stumble home after the bacchanal. www.satyress.com
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Coté @cote.io · 30/07/2026
Tokenomics - how AT&T burns through a trillion+ tokens a month (and rising), but still manages to drive down enterprise costs through ‘moneyballing’ diginomica.com/tokenomics-how-att-b… A
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DaShaun Carter @dashaun.com · 29/07/2026
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When vendor-supplied support matters: How AI is changing the open source security equation
"What's happened with frontier AI is that what was a trickle has now turned into a tidal wave." Open-source vulnerability is growing fast, and tested fixes and first-party support are central to…
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