cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 18/10/2026anytime i hear a man's name i recognize but don't know from where, i assume he's doing a lil rebrand 010 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 17/10/2026i wish i could quit my job and just run photobooths for parties over here helping folks take pics, then turning those pictures into circular buttons using a die cutting machine they hosts brought. centering and shaving the edges, then sending them off so the next group can do theirs. IT is bullshit 020 2
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 17/10/2026i don't understand the math or the economics behind 900% matching but i know it's bullshit 000 0
Reposted by cosmo (themb)🌞 bad luck 🌞 @evilanimal.bsky.social · 17/10/202625% OFF STICKERS! ENDS WHEN I END IT! USE CODE "HALLOWEENY" 🎃 GO: milktoothco.gay 🎃 012 2
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 17/10/2026oh no what i thought was a purely business event at a party turned out to be full of people i worked with the mask is splittinggggg 010 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026i can't wait to check out the maintenance schedule and ops manual for this flying car, im sure anything thicker than a mouse fart passing through the intake won't blow it apart 010 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026excited to write-in 'Impeach P. Hegseth' for every race this Nov 000 0
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026ohhh nooo don't get rid of the voice that interrupts every third podcast i play because it isn't smart enough to know what sound it makes 020 2
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026i despise this technology so much i would go back to typewriters and telephones just to even slow its momentum, omg 120 2
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026used to be able to scroll winamp and press q on a song and go about my life, now i gotta right click, or swipe, and find wherever it lives on the flyout. usually under asking AI, sharing, or adding to a playlist (??) 030 3
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026it should be easier to queue music up than pause or skip a song, actually 130 3
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026my interpretation of looking like a gummy bear may not be standard but 000 0
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026but mine is open.spotify.com/track/7ARyq3...open.spotify.comGummy (feat. Tessa Violet)Will Joseph Cook, Tessa Violet · Gummy (feat. Tessa Violet) · Song · 2022 120 2
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026you can't just ask someone what their fat les anthem is 100 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026luckily none of the other related companies he runs are involved in any global controversies 000 0
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026not that the technology is real, but nice to know the ev chuds found an analog for rolling coal and smoking out pedestrians 100 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026show off yourssssss my full size animated opossum pfp by @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social 050 5
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026for sure! i work with some card board structural designers and they do some real magic with it. like, the compressive strength you get from scoring and folding and stacking it is wild. 120 2
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 16/10/2026mine does the same shit, the longer i keep it in, the lower the score gets 010 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 15/10/2026while i was thinking of this post i snapped another section of my fiberglass fishsticks off in a place it didn't belong, a problem for me in 1 to 10 years ☺️ 010 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 15/10/2026"you run the cables yourself??" obvy. cats have four legs, but cat6 doesn't have any, it needs help 110 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 15/10/2026i've been called a lot of horrible things in Wardogs, but never that lmao 110 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 15/10/2026oh shit it's a decade old lmao, no WONDER advanced replacement?? i hardly placed her 000 0
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 15/10/2026my desktop network switch has failed and now im on wifi like a fucking end user 220 2
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 15/10/2026"issue resolved itself last time, prev tech hadn't had a chance to check it out in the morning, but it's back, please take a look" and it's something you've already fixed. the horror sounds are more familiar now, almost blending in the background, almost as if you're the one...making them? 010 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 15/10/2026oh my god this is so good getting tickets to go diagnose HVAC issues after hours with no one around. creepy as hell, quiet, and the tickets are vague as hell 110 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 15/10/2026'okay so now that you've lost your touch and replaced your coworkers, can you maintain the same productivity while dialing spending back? the number has stopped going up as quick we like, tysm -mgmt' 030 3
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 15/10/2026"wait, we're looking at years of headaches, growing pains, and expenses... but they lose access to Canada and like a billion dollars? lmao, get me a box of USB sticks and a Debian hat" 010 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 15/10/2026i know cost is the only metric that gets play, but Microsoft is so pervasive that nobody can deliver the pricing they can without incredible investment. gotta spend more to catch up. but what might sell the idea is reframing it as taking those millions AWAY from Microsoft, money they CAN NOT have. 131 3
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 14/10/2026dropped one from a paper feeder and watched it slip through the carpet and into the backrooms 020 2
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 14/10/2026having worked on guns and cars and grandfather clocks, i think printers have the most haunted springs 130 3
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 14/10/2026swear to god some of you will share a swastika and a hate screed then just nod along like "smh can't believe people are like this" what the fuck is the difference get off my internet 100 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 14/10/2026some of you motherfuckers are really on this website uncritically sharing that bullshit racist poll with a bullshit racist premise from the bullshit racist website 100 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 14/10/2026literal Game Wardens running around trying to catch poachers, enforcing limits on favored enemies, and checking permits for looting on Crown land the enemy is paperwork 🙏 010 1
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 14/10/2026to be clear, i wouldn't watch Hegseth's execution either, but i would buy a ticket. i would be yucking it up with the group chat while it happened. i would revel in the loss of a monster. but i would not watch it. i've seen enough people die. 030 3
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 14/10/2026ask yourself why this is so important, normalizing public executions, and why anyone would want that. what are they doing? what are they working towards? who will they make you watch die next? how long before you get used to it? how long before you watch an innocent person die with no recourse? 130 3
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 14/10/2026you don't have to watch someone die, it never gets easier. exposure won't help. knowing they may have earned it doesn't help. knowing they'd come for you next given the chance doesn't help. you can not watch a person die and come out of it unchanged, do not freely give them this sacrament. 140 4
cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 13/10/2026my friend keeps telling me about how much love and care went into the world and the characters but i just can't get into the gameplay either. it's just... idk, i bounce right off it 050 5