Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good morning from the extremely flattering light in my bathroom 1090526 905
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I had a dream last night in which I was anxious about buying a vape… so I’m thriving 1240 24
Reposted by Carsonthe freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 07/08/2026it’s the freaking weeking baby!! 0301166 301
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I think it may be time for me to start making art and being slutty online again 141760 176
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Does anyone know who was sitting next to Patti Harrison at the culture awards this year? I’m asking because I found him very hot 1201 20
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I’ve been too depressed to be horny online and I’m worried you guys might not even think of me with lust in your hearts anymore :( 151151 115
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Anyone playing borderlands 4? I bought it on a whim but am feeling the lack of a party 1160 16
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Well, soon we will see if it’s possible to die from being too horny 020 2
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Started playing Control, and the way I am attracted to Dr. Darling… 8551 55
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 20/01/2026The Dr. Demetre + Nasty Pig collab has me barking and drooling; making a fool of myself. 2270 27
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 22/12/2025When I started the gay hockey show I really wasn’t expecting it to make me cry. 4961 96
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/12/2025My husband bought the audio book for it today so I will be tuning in 000 0
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/12/2025This heated rivalry B plot is my A plot and I will be tuning in specifically for it 2441 44
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025You can’t do this to me I’m gonna make a fool of myself 030 3
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Crush on Dr. Demetre Daskalakis reaching critical levels I fear 1210 21
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I’m gonna have the most homoerotic December the world has ever seen 3791 79
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Probably gonna move the real horniess and nudes to an alt 91280 128
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 28/09/2025The lighting in the new half bath is very good 870414 704
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Is the internet ready for something that rawly sexual Robby?? 230 3
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I’ve been feeling so HORNY and SLUTTY this week but I’ve been too busy with moving to do anything about it 😭 51271 127
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Oomf said I should make an onlyfans and my house downpayment agrees tbh 41082 108
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/08/2025The last let’s say about 12 months —cumulatively— have been the worst for physical and mental health I’ve had in perhaps my entire life. So here’s to hoping we can just wrap that at a year and move on. 4750 75
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Nobody seems to care that I’m too hot and fun to have to go to work :( 3952 95
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 17/06/2025It’s that time of year where I listen to the A White Horse episode of the Memory Palace and cry a little 0160 16
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Lips chapped from all the stubble they came into contact with this weekend 🙂↕️ 41010 101
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Tbh I was thinking of you when i got my estimate today 020 2
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 14/05/2025My favorite kind of problem is one that involves a 7:45 am doctors appointment 1220 22
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually I love to have problems 2320 32
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 12/05/2025This was a really powerful weekend for gay guys to get sunburns 1580 58
Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Absolutely bedeviled with gay thoughts and homosexual urges today 732129 321