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Carson

@cosmicopossum.bsky.social
10.3K followers 2.2K following 234 posts

(He,him) 32 Embarrassing myself on a whole new platform. 18+ because I may get saucy.

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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning from the extremely flattering light in my bathroom
Me shirtless in the mirror with very flattering lighting
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had a dream last night in which I was anxious about buying a vape… so I’m thriving
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Friday (#fcf) came early this week
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think it may be time for me to start making art and being slutty online again
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Does anyone know who was sitting next to Patti Harrison at the culture awards this year? I’m asking because I found him very hot
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’ve been too depressed to be horny online and I’m worried you guys might not even think of me with lust in your hearts anymore :(
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Anyone playing borderlands 4? I bought it on a whim but am feeling the lack of a party
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Well, soon we will see if it’s possible to die from being too horny
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
What?!?!
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Started playing Control, and the way I am attracted to Dr. Darling…
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Mind if I 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Anything you want babe
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Hi babe :)
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I’d make the same post if it was you babe
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Dr. Demetre + Nasty Pig collab has me barking and drooling; making a fool of myself.
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
When I started the gay hockey show I really wasn’t expecting it to make me cry.
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
My husband bought the audio book for it today so I will be tuning in
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This heated rivalry B plot is my A plot and I will be tuning in specifically for it
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Exaccccctly
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
You can’t do this to me I’m gonna make a fool of myself
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Crush on Dr. Demetre Daskalakis reaching critical levels I fear
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I’m gonna have the most homoerotic December the world has ever seen
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
😜
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Probably gonna move the real horniess and nudes to an alt
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The lighting in the new half bath is very good
It’s me shirtless in a vanity mirror
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Is the internet ready for something that rawly sexual Robby??
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’ve been feeling so HORNY and SLUTTY this week but I’ve been too busy with moving to do anything about it 😭
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
:D
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Fucked up we didn’t take a pic together tbh
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Oomf said I should make an onlyfans and my house downpayment agrees tbh
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The last let’s say about 12 months —cumulatively— have been the worst for physical and mental health I’ve had in perhaps my entire life. So here’s to hoping we can just wrap that at a year and move on.
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Thank you babe I needed to hear that today 🥹
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Nobody seems to care that I’m too hot and fun to have to go to work :(
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It’s that time of year where I listen to the A White Horse episode of the Memory Palace and cry a little
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Hungover in an “embarrassed to be alive” way
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Lips chapped from all the stubble they came into contact with this weekend 🙂‍↕️
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I definitely had 4 digits in my old deductible
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Tbh I was thinking of you when i got my estimate today
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
My favorite kind of problem is one that involves a 7:45 am doctors appointment
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually I love to have problems
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
This was a really powerful weekend for gay guys to get sunburns
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It’s true!!
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Absolutely bedeviled with gay thoughts and homosexual urges today
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
It’s SO good this is my 3rd go round
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Me today
The why don’t you have some bread and maybe you’ll calm down meme but it reads “why don’t you watch acclaimed anime frieren beyond journeys end and think about how we are all immortal through the love we give to others and maybe you’ll calm down”
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Carson @cosmicopossum.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Oh well… now I’ve seen the White House one
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