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🐄 General Cracker🌵

@cosmicolt.bsky.social
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they/them 26 queer commie texan (not by choice) themperor neurodivergent as fuck with a special interest in politics, socioeconomics and one piece twitch.tv/cosmicolt

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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 20h
Gram Smoker's Packula
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 16h
Dogshit tastes better so you’re wrong
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 16h
Nothing beats a classic ISIS beheading video in the school cafeteria during lunch period
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 16h
why not
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Taco Bell breakfast is a universal experience
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WE FOUND CONDOMS IN THE FOOD !!
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Spiritually Latino
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nic Cage is kinda like the inverse Jared Leto, I'll watch just about anything he's in.
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Nicolas Cage's Stressed Out Reaction
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
something something avoiding emotion for too long makes it feel alien when you do start to feel it again
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
and sometimes everything makes me cringe
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Cursed Spongebob Meme: My Honest Reaction
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t enjoy life when I cringe 😵‍💫
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is incredible and I hope this caring soul tells the story just exactly like this to HR.
Am I wrong for removing a wheelchair user from an elevator when I thought it might snap?
Context: I grew up in a small town and only ever really used elevators at the mall. I now live in a big city and take one every day at work.
Me and a bunch of other people, including a wheelchair user, were waiting to use the elevator at my work and all got on at once. A sign came on in red lights saying that we were over the elevator's weight capacity and the doors stated open. Since I mostly know about elevators from movies before this year, my first thought was that this was an emergency where the cable could snap.
I pride myselt in caring for others and my first reaction was to assist the person who was least able to help themselves by removing her from danger. I gently pushed her off and the warning light went off and the doors closed, carrying the rest of us all to the floors we punched in.
She was very upset about this and reported me to HR.
They called me in on Monday and had me take the week off and I explained everything. They said they'll talk to me this following Monday.
I feel like I might be about to get fired for trying to be a good Samaritan. Am I in the wrong?
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m in tears Sonic is hitting that shit
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am a deeply fucked up person, I just don’t let on to it very much
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
type fucking shit REAL MEN cry over, that’s one piece
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh my god the 2nd Egghead outro has me tearing up a lil bit, it’s so sweet
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“I’m sorry, but Straw Hat Luffy and I made a promise” why does it always come down to that 😭
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you might get your purse snatched before your eyes swirl
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Swirling Spiral Galaxy in the Universe
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know her because she’s literally one of the few women U.S. history books gave a shit about, rip
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah, just caught this one in a video
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
watching the rehearsal it is interesting in seeing similarities to breaking Angela via her own religion vs how I’ve broken my own my mom with hers
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🧐 www.reddit.com/r/playboicar...
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From the playboicarti community on Reddit: mario judah has been manically posting about "femboys" for the past 48 hours
Explore this post and more from the playboicarti community
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They don’t even take October 7th seriously
Real tweet

They made a LEGO version of October 7th
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got sick with stomach pain again :( I’m so exhausted of feeling this way, it’s like the 8th time this year that it has happened. I always get this immense fatigue that makes it impossible to do anything. Like, a five minute drive down the road feels like death in this state.
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s wild. Whenever someone does this it’s clear to me that they either haven’t watched their content or paid attention to what they’ve said.
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dunno what I’d do without the kindness of my friends
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck. I keep getting into these deep sleeps and missing out on work. Idk why I’m so tired this week
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m livid
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look at what I have to sleep under, bro. Three days and the landlord hasn’t replied
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had a honeymoon period with Futurama when I was binging DXM. I do not remember most of it, I just remember the emotions I felt.
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m lonely
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
millimeterP3ter
IM JUST TRYNNA SEE R2D2 FUCK
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As a leftist, you need to understand and accept that murder can be justified
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I choose violence
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think my most controversial opinion is that bad people can still make great art
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
burn that shit down!
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m halfway through egghead and it’s looking like this arc will have the most confirmed deaths for an arc in One Piece? Deaths don’t happen too often in this anime because Oda wants them to be meaningful. Rip T-Bone, man. I thought he would get his rematch with Zoro eventually 😞
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“battery low” shut your bitch ass up!
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RAH! DRY SCALP FOR AN ETERNITY
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m way too polite for South Florida
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I should do something with my hair
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The idea that you need to maintain a relationship with blood relatives is nonsense.
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My grandparents have a million dollar house and still want to complain
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
retirement is fine, but they didn’t at least try to mimic his old voice??
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my god Franky’s voice actor changed! what the hell, man.
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
50 episodes and I’ll be caught up I’m so fucking sad 😭
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You never really get used to people turning their backs on you
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
socialism.
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, just look at how many conservatives ARE repressed queers
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like the theory that bisexuality is the default sexuality
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