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🐄 General Cracker🌵

@cosmicolt.bsky.social
626 followers 266 following 11K posts

they/them 26 queer commie texan (not by choice) themperor neurodivergent as fuck with a special interest in politics, socioeconomics and one piece twitch.tv/cosmicolt

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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look at what I have to sleep under, bro. Three days and the landlord hasn’t replied
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m gonna shoot my landlord
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone is SUFFERING
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
analyzing past memories with sublime accuracy
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤑
Good tip
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hasan? Dr Jihad? What kind of medical science is this?
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me and who?
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like this panel as well
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
currently talking to an artist :) so I’m thinking about getting Luffy on my right bicep, and then eventually I could do this on the other side?
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DoorDash should pay contractors a living wage, but chat look at this for a second. Do you think this is okay? These are two customers that haven’t tipped. TWO! Like it or not tips make up the backbone of our income. This is just cruel. You’re a piece of shit if you this. Slave labor charity work.
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thinmkin
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why would she say this
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good morning
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what the fuck is Temu, dawg
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
need
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
which one should I get, chat
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No it fucking ain’t
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
watchu mean withdraw to stake, bro
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
can’t get a paycheck advance loan cuz I take out my earnings daily and technically don’t get a check 😔
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
always this shit too
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
proof that people DoorDash the Mr Beast chocolate
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
awesome sauce
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel like this thing is called Oscar but I’m. Not sure
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Check out this neat video
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
check out this holiday classic check out this holiday classic! and a happy new year!
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
omg I found the local queer district
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
these look disgusting
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
gamer grub
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
been getting these gamer themed Instagram ads
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No fucking way I’m gonna try to go tomorrow
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Believe it or not these hot honey nachos are like the first meal I’ve been able to stomach all week 😭
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
where else does it go bozo? You said leave it at the door + this was a delivery to a jail with signs telling me to go no further
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this is what gta vi will look like
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just want to chill
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Looking at a website for a nearby massage parlor cuz I genuinely need one without the rub n tug, but hmm what does this mean?
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m out here in the trenches, dawg
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Would you look at that They invented a store for stalkers
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🐄 General Cracker🌵 @cosmicolt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
4 of these in a row from an auto parts store that takes tips 😒 shot my acceptance rate down by 6 % also notice the ELEVEN ITEMS holy fuck
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