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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕

@cosmicgoatee.bsky.social
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18+, fuckin 34, boomer dork, pansexual, abdl diaperfur content, silly goats and padded posts, I write fetish content stories mostly on FA and occasionally doodle art or post commissions I got, I hope you all enjoy my silly green goat butt!

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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
changing and cuddling the chuds to put them in their places
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is just a Friday night at the middlespace function. Got some cheese crackers, juice boxes, and a lot of nighttime protection while we play GameCube and you get 'babysat' when you lose against my melee Marth skills
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
typical false flag shenanigans them and wob. this isn't the first time either it's such horseshit
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
big big chungus
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought of it late last night and was like ohh that's a fun one yeah
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
its true we can do that, the pool noodles on our horns often prevent it tho
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Im realizing my birthday is imminent...gosh I'm gonna be in my mid 3s soon...you can say unc but that's short for uncontrollable diaper goat.... blegh 🐐
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she tells you to lock in but not for what as you're caged up, diapered and mittened while you try to babble out desperately that you're gonna absolutely shit yourself but nooo, it's always "lock tf in" no this won't be a total wipe that's what she does to my mushtush after
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
baaah 💚 both are fluffy n cute just saying
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pottybutt or pampass, which one should we make into the mainstay new lexicon of silly word phrases for describing the hip new diaper terms those darn kiddos like?
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm happy to see you're expanding your pampfolio 😏 or is it expamping your portfolio?
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Been catching up to a lot of tabletop stuff gotta say the diapermancer subclass for pampfinder 2.67 was an unexpected addition and I'm sure needs balance patching with that conjure swaddling spell, seems kinda op, I'll let my GM know after snack time and changes...
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Snuggling Billy from Deadlock while getting some fresh NYC pizza from the local hideaway shop while we both fill our massive diapers... 😔 the dream
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pumpkin spice latte bottles are the hot commodity, just make sure that's cinnamon and not laxative sprinkles there or else you're gonna have a dirtier diaper to clean up than the pumpkin guts you cleaned out earlier hun~ 🎃
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Crunching through the leaves, the cool weather on your breath, you exhale as you feel your bulky waddling waist stop and push...making poopies in the park, just a simple part of your routine. You get coos & teases while waddling along, crinkling & crackling louder than leaf crunches can drown out 🍂
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
can't believe it's been 2 years already 😔
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just missed it too, cest la vie 😞
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Clawing my way out of the babrooms i got stuffed into by some JERKS for months now my butt is 3x thicker and crinklier and it's totally not anyone's fault but mine
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dweebus McGleebus
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You want the mooth You can't handle the mooth
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Rips myself out of the coffin pail they fucking buried me in baaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'M NOT GOING GO GET FORGOTTEN I HAVE PANTS TO CHANGE AND PEOPLE TO FOLLOW ME TO THE NEEDS OF THE MASSES OF DIAPER DORKS! ALL GOATS MUST EMERGE FROM BABSCURITY!
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Im goat Gooby gleeby baah baah goat Smelly and soggy sometimes (ok a lot of the time) but goat
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Nyxiette @nyxiette.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Mina the H0llower is finally here!!! I've been looking forward to this game for a LONG time!~ Time to explore and fight evil with Mina's mushy mousebutt!~ >v<
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I can't wait to play Mina the Huggie Huffer after work tonight hehehe
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Spurting noises Crinkling noises Squishing noises Crackling blorting noises Hissing squelching noises Moaning squeaking and thrusting and rubbing noises Small vibrating buzzing noises Squirting bucking loud crunching noises Shuffling shifting and smashing noises Lips and mouth swallow noises 🧷👂
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
See, I piss myself because I haven't been making my rushes to the toilet in time. You piss yourself because you're a helpless dork who likes it far more. But because of that, I am keeping the bathroom locked just to show I can do that. Why are you mad? I can't make it & you don't want to make it! 💦💧
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Really need to fuck a needy pent up diaperboys/girls squishy padding rn and finish on their back while stroking their head and kissing their neck...
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Brainwashing you into being the diaper dumping champion and I have to maintain form by daily affirmations & padding pats to your tush as your life is in my paws and what do you mean you go to work & pay rent? You're supposed to be watching cartoons and filling those crinkly pamps on your butt up hun
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
On the note of what I've been up to... kink stories as usual! I did a bit of a mixed bag experimental one as my latest from my batch with one piece characters ((all adults in this one, au with a new devil fruit I wanted to incorporate heheh)) Enjoy y'all www.furaffinity.net/view/65142013/
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
GASP I was away in the diaper pail for like a week or more aaahgh
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"what part of 'partner' pokemon didnt you get"
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Morning you two goobers
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I couldn't help myself in seeing padded Kit art so frequently since the pilot and my fingers typed out a suitable story heheh Call me a trendchaser, but if that trend has fantastic diaper art then I'm all in 🧷 enjoy y'all www.furaffinity.net/view/65053111/
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I wanna just be a free-range goat munching on grass, out in the fields, eating what I want, going where I want, having accidents where I want, climbing up to my soft hay stable with a full mushy seat, as the smelliest kiddo. Truly, none can attain the peak of pushy freedom like a blortbutt bleater🐐
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Delia of the Dead 🪦 @delia-n.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Big, sticky, spurting accidents in bulging diapers while wearing the frilliest candy pink princess dress imaginable. 🤤
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What a potty failure you are hun, maybe you only need the thickest diapers to match this much squishing you do...
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
ruining womens adulting everywhere as they nightblort in full packed diapers from the simplest kisses and squeezes, truly a terrible crinkly menace
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
There's two catgirls I've seen in the last week who are gruff, aggressive, and need to be babied in the thickest diapers on the market pronto. And the irony is they're named Kit and Katt lol
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Classy Shrimp @classyshrimp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Must have been a glitch -u-🎮 #abdl #abdlart #diaperart
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Old video game mascots being teased on the changing table when you mention their age and their need for diapers to which they hesitantly agree as you get them snug and taped up and kiss them on the cheek...
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Bab high, shrink low
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Hug the cute blue pup, bloom needs the cuddle aura
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"Dadgum youngin adults of this generation, by in my day, you wore huggies size xxxl and you liked it"
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Ok I managed to rinse off and pad up again and I'm just looking at my balled up soaked padding and it's just like, the most fuckable thing in the world rn, I'll brb... huffff
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You could always pour ice cubes down your diaper I hear that's a real good way to get a nice cool burst~ 🧊
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The giiiirls
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm a goat who can't be trusted to stay dry after all the water I sip on all day but I'm glad to be that honestly. Dependency on having soft padding on my butt constantly cause I'm too upid to remember I need to hold my bladder and not just loose, but it's so utterly hard at this point, I'm over it
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I came home almost with a blowout I'm so happy for BDF and deciding to double up with boosters because my drenched diaperbutt is straining when I waddle anywhere... Mmfff >////<
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Chubby size down puppy girl goals are cute, you got this
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