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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕

@cosmicgoatee.bsky.social
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18+, fuckin 34, boomer dork, pansexual, abdl diaperfur content, silly goats and padded posts, I write fetish content stories mostly on FA and occasionally doodle art or post commissions I got, I hope you all enjoy my silly green goat butt!

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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Rips myself out of the coffin pail they fucking buried me in baaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'M NOT GOING GO GET FORGOTTEN I HAVE PANTS TO CHANGE AND PEOPLE TO FOLLOW ME TO THE NEEDS OF THE MASSES OF DIAPER DORKS! ALL GOATS MUST EMERGE FROM BABSCURITY!
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Im goat Gooby gleeby baah baah goat Smelly and soggy sometimes (ok a lot of the time) but goat
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Nyxiette @nyxiette.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Mina the H0llower is finally here!!! I've been looking forward to this game for a LONG time!~ Time to explore and fight evil with Mina's mushy mousebutt!~ >v<
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I can't wait to play Mina the Huggie Huffer after work tonight hehehe
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Spurting noises Crinkling noises Squishing noises Crackling blorting noises Hissing squelching noises Moaning squeaking and thrusting and rubbing noises Small vibrating buzzing noises Squirting bucking loud crunching noises Shuffling shifting and smashing noises Lips and mouth swallow noises 🧷👂
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
See, I piss myself because I haven't been making my rushes to the toilet in time. You piss yourself because you're a helpless dork who likes it far more. But because of that, I am keeping the bathroom locked just to show I can do that. Why are you mad? I can't make it & you don't want to make it! 💦💧
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Really need to fuck a needy pent up diaperboys/girls squishy padding rn and finish on their back while stroking their head and kissing their neck...
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Brainwashing you into being the diaper dumping champion and I have to maintain form by daily affirmations & padding pats to your tush as your life is in my paws and what do you mean you go to work & pay rent? You're supposed to be watching cartoons and filling those crinkly pamps on your butt up hun
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
On the note of what I've been up to... kink stories as usual! I did a bit of a mixed bag experimental one as my latest from my batch with one piece characters ((all adults in this one, au with a new devil fruit I wanted to incorporate heheh)) Enjoy y'all www.furaffinity.net/view/65142013/
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
GASP I was away in the diaper pail for like a week or more aaahgh
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I couldn't help myself in seeing padded Kit art so frequently since the pilot and my fingers typed out a suitable story heheh Call me a trendchaser, but if that trend has fantastic diaper art then I'm all in 🧷 enjoy y'all www.furaffinity.net/view/65053111/
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I wanna just be a free-range goat munching on grass, out in the fields, eating what I want, going where I want, having accidents where I want, climbing up to my soft hay stable with a full mushy seat, as the smelliest kiddo. Truly, none can attain the peak of pushy freedom like a blortbutt bleater🐐
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Delia(n) @delia-n.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Big, sticky, spurting accidents in bulging diapers while wearing the frilliest candy pink princess dress imaginable. 🤤
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
There's two catgirls I've seen in the last week who are gruff, aggressive, and need to be babied in the thickest diapers on the market pronto. And the irony is they're named Kit and Katt lol
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Classy Shrimp @classyshrimp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Must have been a glitch -u-🎮 #abdl #abdlart #diaperart
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Ok I managed to rinse off and pad up again and I'm just looking at my balled up soaked padding and it's just like, the most fuckable thing in the world rn, I'll brb... huffff
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm a goat who can't be trusted to stay dry after all the water I sip on all day but I'm glad to be that honestly. Dependency on having soft padding on my butt constantly cause I'm too upid to remember I need to hold my bladder and not just loose, but it's so utterly hard at this point, I'm over it
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Going into work double diapered, layered with a onesie and paci to suckle on for my breaks in the potty thinking I'm a big kiddo Making sure to hydrate lots, hehehe
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
More importantly, who are goats: the answer may sog you
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LinagainDL💛💦 @linagaindl.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
RGB gaming diapers that glow more brightly the wetter you are
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I couldn't imagine playing tamodachi life even if I could right now because I'd lose myself making my OCs and like what, up to 70 light green alien goats who love squatting and filling diapers in half their conversation pieces 🐐 🧷 id be so xooked
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I'm so helplessly lustful for diapers y'all it's like the Mask only it's not got magic norse mythological powers to make me drop my jaw & roll my tongue out at the first cute padded butt on someone I see. I'm also not a certifiably zany goat or full of whimsy enough to dodge changes as I dash away 💨
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
With the evercrinkle expansion coming out, should I finally do it after all these years? Should I play the critically acclaimed final fantasy xiv with free trial through level 80 with the shadowblorters expansion? Thinking of playing a STINKY Au Ra dps dork cause I certainly can't tank my messes 🧷
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sniffing your leak guards is the best secondhand way to tell beyond just a nice tug or waistband pull that the seals tight and fresh. Maybe sticking your cute nose up against it to whiff the powder and body musk too...yeah, that's the technique. Maybe groping my diapered ass with your hand works too
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Call me I-stink new-tons the way gravity has dropped down in the back of my crinkly pants 🍎 🧷
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Corruption is usually green in media, poison usually. Miasma is a magic purple aura. But I can guarantee you it would be a nasty shade of yellow green sulphuric colors, and a fog of brown down low. You see it's me, my diaper is bloated, giving off immense aura, and you're actively taking -int damage
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Absolutely love the idea of being a parent, but in the most sideways manner where I'm just coming home to my kiddo and being a huge hand in wiping them clean, getting them comfy, checking regularly on them while I cook dinner or do housework, and when I'm done and go check I realize THE KIDDO IS YOU
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Ruining someone entirely, dominating them not only in the sense of control of their maturity and responsibility but making them so utterly dependant on you, a plaything, dumb, weak, needy thing that can't even control themselves in simple tasks, much less having any semblance of holding anything in~
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Ancient texts detail the dark art of pottymancy: the white porcelain disc must ne'er be sat upon. It brings doom & despair to those enduring its trial. The training one must undergo is intense & rigorous. The control of ones body must be honed to undergo & overcome such a foul fated thing. So awful.
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Yeah I like re-makes...re-making your original team characters into sissy slutty diaper dumping diaper girls and boys. I'm sure as a rich company you'll make tons of money back on that front, right? Anyways here's a silly Starfox story I did about their 're-make': www.furaffinity.net/view/65004285/
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Dredging up ancient doodles I did to recall that Fembab Hooters and Outback Blowout was a trend several years ago and we need a new one
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Getting my head rattled as I crash into the wall my huge inflatable padded ass working like the crash test dummy as I BLOOORTCH as my failsafe butt fills from the crash, my dummy head all funny and spinny as I get carted away to an old timey asylum for dumb poopy goats who need cuddling and crinkles
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Time Mage who casts haste specifically on your bladder and bowels, and slowga on your movement speed ⌚ 💦 💩 ⌚
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Having a puppy partner just mindlessly fill his/her diapers in my padded lap on the couch so I can give them small kisses and knee bounces to further spread that mucky mushy tush as they giggle and relax on my chest while I watch some random TV show, my lovely, couple of sillies in need of changes..
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Rubbing your diaper tent while using your imagination to imagine even more diaper tents rubbing against you...huhhh heheheh
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Helplessly in love with thick mucky diapers from dumb helpless dorks who lose themselves...flooding and filling and giggling all day...
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Wanting to wreck and get wrecked in padding to ambient dungeon synth
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Diapercritter goat boy who has tapes that adhere to you until you're folded into a big pampza pie
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I wanna have upid boys and girls who just drool and unload themselves, all their adult stresses going away as I help them adjust in their upid no brain happy lives...
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Me saying "Diapercritterfication" like Bortus says "500 Cigarettes"
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sneet @jiouska.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
couch potatoes
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Rubber Highwire Lucere @latex.toys · 02/05/2026
kinky people socially transitioning into their fetish identity fulltime is soooo cute to think about tbh
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Finn @ahoytimestwo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
New fursona... hi hi! #abdl #diapers
Winter, a canine, awkwardly looking to the side and seeming to answer a question asked prior: "Oh! Diapers? I read some uh... AR stuff sometimes. I couldn't see myself like... fully committing..."
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Finally posted that story as intended from before, it's a group of fast food worker friends in crinkly circumstances and a trial to complete! www.furaffinity.net/view/64870302/
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Finn @ahoytimestwo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Oh... #abdl #diaper
Winter, a canine, laying on a bed in a onesie and a thick diaper, clutching a tiger plushie and flanked by a teething toy and some toy keys. She sucks on a pacifier and looks up at the viewer with a certain vulnerability in her eyes.
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🐏Void☣️ @princevoid.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
binural lofi beats to go puppy mode and shit your pamps to
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Utterly uining a cute dorks continence, control and worries to peaceful thoughts, big poopies, and happy smushy distractions while being cuddled...I think I'd like that a lot. Ruining any chance of that future where that dorky bab is some successful person and not just drooly and filling their pants
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Ive got like 24+ story ideas of characters packing their diaper seats or being in silly crinkly scenarios, I'm fucking thriving in fetish story material hot dang. Hope y'all enjoy what I cook up next
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
That said, if you know I'm padded discreetly and have the time you can always check my soggy butt :'3
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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕 @cosmicgoatee.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
In case people forgot: Don't Intentionally Ageplay Publicly Ever, Reasonable? You can do it in private places or photos or videos with no people sure, but my goodness the public vids I've seen lately have me feel the crinch. Pants over padding people
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