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danielle

@cosmicgeese.bsky.social
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moxy! she/her.

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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
someone please remind autocorrect about apostrophes
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When fascists win, centrists get to feel good about themselves because they are kinder and more tolerant than those people. When progressives win, centrists find themselves cruel and narrow minded by comparison, and can't bear that feeling.
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
someone should invent non-clanging dumpsters
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the people you think are “”stupid”” deserve grace and patience too
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i have whatever broken brain syndrome that forces me to listen to every earworm ad nauseum and i have zero control over which song will entangle itself my brain
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*their* shitty music. don’t give me that much credit i definitely listen to other shitty music
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*watching flavor of love* me: that’s where the meme comes from! husband: what meme me: … wdym what meme. the “beyoncé?!” meme h: ……. me: 🤨🤨😑😑
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my husband and i are about to celebrate our 10th anniversary and i learned TONIGHT that he has never before seen the new york-beyoncé meme
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Tiffany Pollard Reacts to Beyoncé Question
ALT: Tiffany Pollard Reacts to Beyoncé Question
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
thankfully lots of us are masked
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
this man on the lightrail has kicked his shoes off and keeps open-mouth sneezing into the aisle
image of a man ripping his face off and screaming
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
it happened again
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
screenshot from the simpsons, when smithers says “can’t a man walk down the street without being offered a job”. the text is edited to say “log on to linkedin” without being offered a job
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
diagnosed with AweDHD. in constant awe of the universe and thus get nothing done
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
my favorite thing about this years oscars is teyana taylor having the time of her life at every moment. i’m gonna need to find every gif
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
the actor was also in the original screen adaptation of the story! the haunting (1963)
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
the horrors, they are a-persistin’
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
eat shit patriots
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
WE DID IT FOLKS #seahawks
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
let’s do this seahawks
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a cartoon of marge simpson sitting on a couch singing sports sports sports sports .
Alt: a cartoon of marge simpson sitting on a couch singing sports sports sports sports
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
when i hold the cat over my shoulder and he burrows his little face into the back of my neck
simpsons character with her hands on her hips. caption says “i like that”
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
wrong. it’s eggonomics
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
all the blessings in the world to this person specifically
bumper sticker on a car that says “keep honking! i am also a goose pretending to be a human, fear not comrade our day will come”
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
now is the winter of our dismalcolmtent
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
gaydar is a very fun show and josh is charming!
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
she wants to start a book club with me
photo of a black cat lying on an open book
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
i appreciate spotify tracking my music-related hyperfixations. burned a hole in this album this year
screenshot of spotify wrapped listing my top 5 songs for the year, all by led zeppelin. 4 songs are from the same album (their first)
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
i use this one and love it a.co/d/3uwXWld
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
where do i report voter suppression
photo of a cat sitting on my voters pamphlet and ballot, preventing me from voting
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
sports! wow!
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
waiting to hear my husband’s reaction every time i send him a meme from the next room
homer simpson patiently peering around the corner
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
i sincerely hope so
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
also shoutout to the greendale human being mascot for getting cast in superman (2025)
mr. handsome from superman (2025) who sure looks a lot like the greendale community college mascot from community
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
@ityslmemes.com is this anything
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
personally speaking i would love to see every wilhelm scream replaced with tim robinson shouting “WHAT THE FUCK” for cinema
screenshot of tim robinson from i think you should leave, shouting “what the fuck” in a manner that is confused, bewildered, and angry
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
i despise charlie kirk but i still say ban the fucking guns
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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a cartoon of a pig saying and a hi-ya !
Alt: a cartoon of a pig saying and a hi-ya with a karate chop
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
why call him billy bob thornton when you can call him cowboy bebob
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
it was nice!
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
finally saw wicked, please clap
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
forgot my own phone number halfway through leaving a voicemail 🙂🙃🙂🫠
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
putting up this poster next to my houseplants currently having a near death experience
“hang in there, baby” poster of a cat hanging off a clothesline. screenshot from the simpsons
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i initially missed that this was a tub for babies and thought this woman brought it everywhere for HER. and i was completely on board like
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a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
ALT: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
what chuckleduster thought to put scrambled eggs on my breakfast sandwich. this is a crime.
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
i made the responsible choice today and did not buy myself a gyro. being responsible is dumb.
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
after last night’s mulaney, i strongly believe this is how they should handle all gov regulations. a panel of comics going “wtf is this bullshit” and one expert to explain the bullshit. do it for everything
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
🎶 i love pico de gallo 🎶
simpsons meme “you don’t win friends with salad”
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
2 smitten 2 sleep
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
up too late with a case of the giggles. AGAIN
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danielle @cosmicgeese.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
without fail, my biggest barrier to going to bed early is my husband. i really enjoy hanging out with my husband. and i stay up too late because of it
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