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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 18h

Ok, but how mad would Elon be if Grok came out as trans?

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 18h

Believe me, the trans community has been pointing this out for a while

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 18h

Highly recommend getting dolled up to run errands. I am the baddest goth bitch in this Costco and EVERYONE is taking note

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 22h

*sliding into a comic’s DMs like* Hey girl, you need an opener? 🥺👉👈

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 23h

So I set a dream goal for myself this year. I had 3 comedians I wanted to open for: Hayden Johnson, Gwen Rose, and Sarah Sherman. I got to open for Hayden in March. And I’m opening for Gwen tonight. I guess what I’m saying is: Hey universe, let me open for my fav SNL Star!

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 23h

Today is my second HRT anniversary!!! Year 2 of womanhood has rocked so hard, and I am so ready to see what other wonders are in store~

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Chat, my show looks like it’s going to sell out 🥹

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Like the pipeline of looking like my dad to looking like my mom is real!!

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Ok so I’m prepping a timeline for tomorrow for my 2 year HRT anniversary, and seeing the facial fat redistribution is insane

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Brought home the Texas Roadhouse cinnamon butter and my wife *did not* disappoint 🥺😩🤤🤭

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I need yall to know, I took some really choice nudes this morning Like the tits we’re tittying I’m not gunna post them here but here’s an artists interpretation

A crude stick figure drawing of my boobs

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Your fantasy is two boys from different teams playing football together. My fantasy is that I’m Hailey Steinfeld and I’m watching my husband Josh Allen go down on James Cook III. We are not the same.

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

There is an influencer in Seattle that is a known sex pest in the comedy community, and I feel really bad being the bearer of bad news when I see people get excited to be followed by that person. Like I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I also hate being groped by sex pests so 🤷‍♀️

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I’m doing Fantasy Football for the first time this year, but it’s pretty dissapointing. Where’s the fantasy if there’s no mechanic to make my players kiss?

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Ok but why does this shot from the intro video to my show go so hard??

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Meg Scarry! @meghancherry25.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Billie is one of the coolest bitches in Seattle, and I cannot wait to watch her balls get obliterated live on stage THIS FRIDAY in Belltown.

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Like on one hand, hell yeah, on the other hand, leave me alone at the gym ffs

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Seattle!! This Friday, Billie’s Dollhouse premieres at Common Objects in Belltown!! I will be getting bottom surgery LIVE ON STAGE!!! You aren’t going to want to miss this! camseattle.app.neoncrm.com/nx/portal/ne...

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When the young gals start spewing 4tran jargon in my comments

Marlin saying “it’s like she’s trying to speak to me I know it

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

People say “I have egg on my face” like it’s a bad thing. I instead ask “how cute is she?”

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My partner last night: Hey, sorry if I left any marks. Me: Oh I don’t think you did. Me, looking in the mirror at the gym the next day: 🤡

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Last night the lineup had me followed by two straight men, and *I* was the only one to *not* make jokes about owning a butt plug 🤷‍♀️

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Last night after my show, a woman came up to me and said “Great Set! Can I hit your vape?” I wasn’t vaping, so I asked “what?” She said “you look like you’d have a vape.” I am deeply offended.

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My coworker asked if I’m filming my hour, I told him “no, I’d wanna tour it around, then film at the end of the tour.” He’s from OKC, and He told me he’s used to seeing comedians at the start of a tour when they’re working things out. In his words “Everybody loves bombing in Oklahoma!”

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🎃Meli👻 @mismatched.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Happy lesbian day to all the lesbians. Happy octopus day to all the octopi. And an extra happy day to every lesbian octopus out there.

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Evil Woman enjoying a Castle Rat Show

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think I might be done booking for the year??? Like I have told myself I was going to take off 3 different months and didn’t, and I was gunna take off November but then got on the big thing. So I think I’m officially done booking any more gigs until 2027?

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mary Magdalene was the hag of Jesus’s gay polycule, change my mind

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Anytime I watch live television, I get ads for the shows on network tv, and all I can think is “huh, so this is what straight people are watching?”

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

MY ONE WOMAN SHOW “Billie’s Dollhouse” PREMIERES NEXT WEEK!!! Seattle, come see me bring my heinous energy off the screen and onto the stage Friday, October 16th at 8PM!!