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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That’s a good point.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No, no no no no! Don’t let the elite Irish punter discover tailgating! He may never return!
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They have been doing those reads every opposing pitching change this season, and some of them are really silly.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Counterpoint: We don’t have to see Marlins Man.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
William Rufus King might be the strongest argument in favor of the idea of Nominative Determinism.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ann Boleyn vindicated.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who did Uribe face last night?
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yay! a@cyrthogg.bsky.social mentioned!!
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That half inning did a lot to curb my stress eating of string cheese. Time for some good at bats.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Welp, I spose. Let’s do this again tomorrow night, with a later first pitch.
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joe 🍺 🧀 @mkejoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if only the ballpark and the rules were different wild bill would have hit a home run
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Time for a clean inning. Let’s Go Crew!!
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Z-Your Enrico Palazzo @enricopalazzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CHOURIO
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmao. That got me. Well done.
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» justmaʀʟa ✨ @marlaef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
💙🩶🤍
wbay.com
Menasha opens free store for families recovering from tornado
The Bluetique offers clothing, school supplies and household essentials at no cost
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same Energy
Picture of Will Ferrell with a dart in his neck captioned “I love you man! But you’re crazy!”
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brian Calhoun mentioned!!
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Put*
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sounds like a cartoon car crash. Someone but screeching tires before that.
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Bremen Keasey @keasinho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WISCONSIN FUCKIN FOOTBALL BADGERS
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rank Wisconsin you cowards!!!
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The first season is significantly better the second time through. I think it’s because the first time you meet the characters there’s not really any reason to root for them. Once you understand that the Roses are the protagonists it gets a lot easier to just laugh at all the silly shit happening.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Peterman (from Seinfeld) sitting behind a desk, contemplating a large purchase.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sand…
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Anakin Skywalker's 'I Don't Like Sand' Meme
Alt: Anakin Skywalker “I Don't Like Sand”
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1. Canning Tomatoes is awesome. 2. I’m in CFB mode right now and I expected that post to end “and today is the day we huck them at the LSU team bus.”
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you want a little free Oxytocin, here is the episode of AFE where she told the guys and they were so pumped. (11:00ish)
podcasts.apple.com
Things That Suck, But Need to be Done (w/ Katie Nolan, David Gborie, Sean Jordan)
Podcast Episode · All Fantasy Everything · November 3, 2022 · 1h 54m
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cribbage, by gosh.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Does anyone have a source on that skeet?
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thank you for the synopsis, now I can be properly frustrated.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t really keep up with the OLine till the season starts is Burton an Upgrade? He can’t be worse, right?
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Save the anus foot meme for when Butker shanks one.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Watch the replay of the 4th and 1 sneak, and keep your eye on the the RG. It’s pretty funny.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Great song, I’ve listened to it 1,000 times and each time I hear it I discover something new about it.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shotgun the broth!!!!!
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Never go full Rannazzisi.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Granted, the vibes going into the playoffs would not be great, but nevertheless we’re in a good spot right now.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Today’s game was a big bummer, but the nice thing about having a big lead in September is all you have to do is not get swept. If we win 1 single game in each of our last 6 series (including the Cubs), the cubs can only lose 3 other games.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do you think that stunt was called from the sideline or on the spot?
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This map screams “Ask me about my super club recommendations.”
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Are they maybe taking into account the remaining games SD and AZ play against each other? Both teams would have to pass them and there are 3 guaranteed losses between the 2 of them.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What are his thoughts on Masséna?
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yeah, tipping or not, he was throwing BP.
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Jaymes @jaymesl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We could introduce these guys with 2-deeps, but what if everyone’s first exposure was seeing them haplessly chasing guys from the early national championship favorite in a 40-point blowout instead?
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah, that’s one of my favorite albums and I couldn’t wait to see it live. I also love Tyler Childers and that was the brief moment where they were able to be on the same (non festival) bill.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sturgill Simpson with Tyler Childers opening. (Show was canceled because of Covid-19)
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ryan Braun (#8) Carlos Gomez (#27)
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wow. You really got em, ugly dude in a wig. They are so owned.
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A Lad Named Brad @aladnamedbrad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The boys were thirsty in Atlanta
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is true. I drank nearly a gallon of water yesterday, then today I didn’t have any and I feel like shit. Water withdrawals are miserable.
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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is not a military uniform, this is what rich parents make their kids wear when they are unmanageable dipshits.
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