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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Why yes I did, but one broke.

Unofficial 2010 World Cup Guinness Glass

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The only Big Amish I recognize.

Randy Quaid playing a large Amish man in the movie “Kingpin”.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I play one @joshgondelman.bsky.social clip and my Spotify algorithm is attacking me.

“Zoot Suit Riot” by Cherry Poppin’ Daddies

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Anytime I get an opportunity to mention “The Gilbert Burger” aka “The Grave Digger”, it lifts my spirit.

Gilbert Brown holding one of his signature burgers, and a shovel in a pre Super Bowl 31 magazine advertisement. Reads “Hey Grave Digger… Bury Those Chowder Heads!”

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Did you do that on purpose?

Cover of 90’s Movie staring Jack Nicholson “As Good as it Gets”

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Is it because anyone can draw whatever they want on the white part?

Some dude on the “red” carpet (it’s actually black), wearing a red arm band between his elbow and shoulder.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

He would be standing on the shoulders of giants (Patrick Corbin).

Patrick Corbin’s stat line from 2021-2023. Showing he led the league in losses 3 years in a row. 16,19,15 respectively.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Me the 2 times I’ve successfully cooked eggs on stainless:

Billy Madison shouting “I am the smartest man alive!”, with his arms raised triumphantly.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

How could you do this to our sweet princes?!?!

Two guys at a football game wearing gray crew neck sweatshirts that say “Punts” on them. They are cheering wildly at a big 10 west game.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

You need to Mr. 3000 that shit and get her to 200k.

Bernie Mac at bat in Mr. 3000 wearing a brewers uniform.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

The name doesn’t flow at all. 2 “The”s?!?! Get it together. Clearly does not know ball. Dude needs to study his 3rd tier bowl names.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Charles II created the Hudson Bay Company and granted his cousin, Prince Rupert of the Rhine, all the lands that drained into the Hudson Bay… coulda been a little land around the bay, coulda been one third of Canada. Who’s to say?

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Get a load of Colossal Virginia…

Despite subsequent legal confusion over the validity of outdated charters - and perhaps in part because of it - Virginia officials have cited the boundaries in the 1609 charter whenever there was an opportunity to assert control over western lands that are today part of western Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, and Wisconsin

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Tell that to 1783 “West part of Virginia”

until Virginia ceded its claims to western lands, the state claimed its boundaries extended beyond Lake Michigan
Source: William Robertson Garrett, History of the South Carolina Cession, and the Northern Boundary of Tennessee

Virginia reached its greatest extent in 1609, when King James I issued a second charter to the Virginia Company of London that defined new boundaries for the Virginia colony. The new claims extended north to what is now Maine, south to near the modern North-South Carolina border, and "from sea to sea, west and northwest" all the way to the Pacific Ocean.

Virginia's claims to the Northwest Territory were based on that charter, plus military conquest of Kaskaskia and Vincennes during the American Revolution. Those claims were upheld by colonial and then state officials until 1783.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I wear these ice fishing, they are game changers in slick conditions. Put these on, and they’ll think they’re chasing Barry Sanders.

Sheels Product Listing:

Korkers Utlra Ice Cleats
$24.99

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

At least we will always have the 8-6-2 Double Play. Little did we know back then, that play would be the extent of our excitement for the series.

““I wish there were way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve left them.” -Andy Bernard” -Brewers Fans

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Something about a broken road.

Rickie Weeks was drafted 2nd overall in the 2003 MLB Amateur Draft.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Can someone more talented than me photoshop floppy John and Paul?

Paul McCartney and John Lenon preforming on a roof with several police officers wearing silly hats standing behind them.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

When one brings up batting average as an evaluation tool around me and my boys.

6 old timey lookin dudes staring at you, presumably, for saying something stupid.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I called my Big Beautiful Bill “Buppa”.

A large man with a crew cut (My Grandpa Bill) and another man (me) sit on an ATV posing for a picture before exploring the Northwoods of Wisconsin on said ATV.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Milwaukee Bucks have a Brat Gatling Gun.

Bango, the Milwaukee Bucks mascot, firing a brat Gatling gun.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

My Recipe: Stir occasionally to prevent sticking. Me: Surely that doesn’t apply to me. Me (scraping the pan 15 minutes later):

A young lady proudly gives a presentation. The slide behind her reads “I am a dumb bitch with terrible taste. I will never change. I will never improve. That is a promise.”

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

I don’t care if this isn’t the right move strategically, it’s more enjoyable here. Also I hate the idea that I was giving his advertisers engagement. And lastly it would be hilarious if he lost $44bn.

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Cory 🦡 @coryschmidt.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

Today I Learned…these two men played the same position in college.

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